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spoof confession
This Harry Potter oder Twilight fankunst contains straße, stadtszene, städtische einstellung, stadt szene, städtische umgebung, szene mit straße, stadt, and städtischen einstellung. There might also be zeichen, plakat, text, tafel, schilder, and poster.
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This Jokes we're also gepostet on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen
Q: What to Edward and a Weihnachten baum have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what Du are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much Du mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: Du know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do Du kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her Bücher and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward Du suck!!!!
This Jokes we're also gepostet on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen
Q: What to Edward and a Weihnachten baum have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what Du are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much Du mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: Du know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do Du kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her Bücher and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward Du suck!!!!
