MAD Magazine cover

I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought Du guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do Du guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have Du read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t Du just Liebe them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are Du f***ing serious?! These are the best Bücher ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite Du and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”

were are Du harry asked ron over here can't Du see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see Du it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.

hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for Du can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry

boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark

look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.

ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is

no am not but am in Liebe with a human girl

harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly

and that's the end of this fine story