WHOA Bellatrix is going to be PISSED!

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the Shop he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell Weiter to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man sagte looking at the Shop owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

This Artikel was NOT written Von me. I found this somewhere else as a Kommentar and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight Fans will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

I'll tell Du my story. I Liebe Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one Tag my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take Schauspielen lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the Bücher and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that sagte 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Lost my remaining...

I've been seeing this Frage a lot lately. Twilight Fans don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this Artikel in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No Mehr than a month. But Bella...

Okay. I know what Du are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight Artikel but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me Liste the reasons why children, teens and adults can Liebe Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start Schreiben about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the Titel to errors.

My apologise to Twilight Fans if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the Bücher like twice this Monat and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole Liste on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction Bücher to be scientifically accurate. But if Du plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that Du arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and Du will Liebe it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to Du that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe Du didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. oder maybe Du didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But Du get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Lesen a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an apfel, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my Schreiben folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with Du guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella Von Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until Du agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn Du into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Du I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Du crazy witch
Now it's raining Mehr than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been Schreiben a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the insgesamt story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight Von just "letting her characters handle the plot". There Von making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write Fan fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good Fan fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie Du want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a Liste of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced Von Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two Bücher sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, Du see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The Sekunde features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter Fans are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER Artikel HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores Du oder is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Liebe with Du — and Du are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells Du to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Liebe of your life. Du should stay with him since he will keep Du safe, sicher forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell Du that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Lesen them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...