**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**
Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's Mehr to life than hot guys. oder guys in general.
Bella: Oh, look, i'm really beliebt for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people oder treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.
Edward: I Liebe Du Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?
Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.
Bella: Okay, you're nice and all, but I don't believe in Liebe at first sight.
*They date*
Edward: I Liebe Du Bella. Oh, and Von the way, I Liebe how Du smell, and I sneak into your bedroom at night and watch Du sleep.
Bella: Du WHAT? EWWW! Stalker much? I want a restraining order! DAD, can Du arrest Edward please?
Edward: And I sparkle too! *Goes out into the sun to demonstrate*
Bella: *Shields eyes from the glare* Ucch, that's pathetic! Call yourself a vampire, what a sissy! Good-bye sparkly stalker! GTFO, okay?
Edward: Nooooooo! I Liebe Du Bella.
Bella: STAY AWAY Du CREEP!
Edward: I can't LIVE without you! *Goes and commits suicide because of Bella's rejection*
Bella: Whatever. Later, loser. *Continues life, gaining a personality and going to college, NOT getting married at 18 oder becoming a teen mom oder anything like that. She eventually earns a degree and becomes a doctor oder a lawyer oder some sort of respectable profession, never giving Edward a Sekunde thought, except to get a restraining order against him*
Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's Mehr to life than hot guys. oder guys in general.
Bella: Oh, look, i'm really beliebt for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people oder treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.
Edward: I Liebe Du Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?
Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.
Bella: Okay, you're nice and all, but I don't believe in Liebe at first sight.
*They date*
Edward: I Liebe Du Bella. Oh, and Von the way, I Liebe how Du smell, and I sneak into your bedroom at night and watch Du sleep.
Bella: Du WHAT? EWWW! Stalker much? I want a restraining order! DAD, can Du arrest Edward please?
Edward: And I sparkle too! *Goes out into the sun to demonstrate*
Bella: *Shields eyes from the glare* Ucch, that's pathetic! Call yourself a vampire, what a sissy! Good-bye sparkly stalker! GTFO, okay?
Edward: Nooooooo! I Liebe Du Bella.
Bella: STAY AWAY Du CREEP!
Edward: I can't LIVE without you! *Goes and commits suicide because of Bella's rejection*
Bella: Whatever. Later, loser. *Continues life, gaining a personality and going to college, NOT getting married at 18 oder becoming a teen mom oder anything like that. She eventually earns a degree and becomes a doctor oder a lawyer oder some sort of respectable profession, never giving Edward a Sekunde thought, except to get a restraining order against him*
Oh do Du not see, the language so cruciated,
Von your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do Du believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then Du are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't Du see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do Du not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope Du hear, I must hope Du see.
But I think, Du only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid Fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Von your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do Du believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then Du are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't Du see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do Du not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope Du hear, I must hope Du see.
But I think, Du only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid Fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a Fan of both.But if Du would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do Du dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the Vampire there sparkle , like this Twilight Fans could just say 'because Harry has a scar' oder 'because they go to a school of magic' oder 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so Du can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask Du nicely and be thankful if Du could tell me why Du don't like it at all/hate it.
i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have graubraun, dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both Filme hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have graubraun, dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both Filme hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!