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posted by harrypotterbest
As Edward and Harry settled the final means of the battle, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny had a talk.
“Who wrote this rubbish?” asked Ron. “Sparkle in the sun, battle with debate, they don’t even drink proper blood!”
Hermione, as usual, was the one to answer. “Ron, everyone knows Stephanie Meyer wrote this ‘rubbish.’ She’s not a very good writer, according to The Daily Prophet, and for once I agree with them,” Hermione rolled her eyes. “At least OUR writer, the brilliant J K Rowling, didn’t make US sparkle in the sun. What nonsense!”
“Do Du know where this Meyer person lives?” spoke up Ginny.
“Yes,” replied Hermione immediately. She lives in United States, Arizona, Phoenix.”
“Oh,” sagte Ginny simply. Then a mischievous smile spread across her face. “You know,” she started casually; “we could go there for a vacation.”
Ron and Hermione glanced at each other. Before they could talk, Harry came back to them, frowning.
“WHO wrote their book? They’re too scared to do battle!” Harry was so preoccupied in ranting that he didn’t notice Hermione, Ron, and Ginny glancing at each other. “Cowards, really. Say they don’t want to suffer heavy losses! Oh honestly! What was all the preparation for, then? If only I could get them back just once!”
He could have gone on, but Ginny stopped him. “We were just talking about that,” she sagte tensely. “I think we have a way of getting them back.” Ginny glanced around. “But it involves going to Arizona, Phoenix.”
posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a Liste of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced Von Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two Bücher sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, Du see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The Sekunde features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter Fans are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER Artikel HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 Minuten Vor via Plurk · Kommentar · Like · View Kommentare on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 Minuten Vor ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 Minuten Vor ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 Minuten Vor ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores Du oder is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Liebe with Du — and Du are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells Du to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Liebe of your life. Du should stay with him since he will keep Du safe, sicher forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell Du that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Lesen them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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Okay sorry Twilikers. But Du need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a Liebe story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the Bücher Bewegen on. And have Du seen all the different...
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If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested Von the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. Wölfe get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper Zeigen up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...
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I am sure lot of Du won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These Bücher are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of Liebe and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However Du have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two star, sterne crossed Liebhaber and the obstacles faced Von them. HP...
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DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I Liebe Du Mehr than Du can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an Stunde snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his hemd, shirt off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...
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(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, Vampire could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....
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posted by MyronPwnsBella
There once was a seventeen Jahr old girl named Sandy. One Tag in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid Lesen a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and Mehr often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...
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