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11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter Bücher in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight Filme got him after the Harry Potter Filme were finished with him.
3. Liste other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that Du think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns Weihnachten Party to be exact, :P))
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, Lesen minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the Vampire of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight Werwölfe are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.
13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".
11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter Bücher in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight Filme got him after the Harry Potter Filme were finished with him.
3. Liste other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that Du think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns Weihnachten Party to be exact, :P))
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, Lesen minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the Vampire of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight Werwölfe are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.
13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".
