flippy

A warning before we continue: THIS IS PART TWO OF A FANFIC I AM WRITING. IF Du HAVEN'T READ PART ONE, TURN BACK NOW. I AM NOT KIDDING.

Now that we've got that out of the way...

(We continue as Fliqpy(he flipped out in part 1) and Splendid are about to fight. I'm in a nearby house, but as a Generic baum Friend(as it stands), I have no lines. I do, however, have a video camera. Wait'll the news gets this footage!)

Splendid, in a voice befitting an English-speaking Godzilla, but a tad Mehr high-pitched: Everyone evacuate your homes! What is about to happen will turn this immediate area into a wasteland!...

Du are about to witness history in the making. For the first time in Happy baum Friends history, Du will get to witness the first ever fight between Flippy and Splendid. Because of the Umfrage I had recently created, which is now closed since I just published this fanfic, Flaky is the only Happy baum Friend who will not die. Any sustained injury will be made survivable so long as it's within reason. However, this also means Flippy will, unfortunately, die. Whether Splendid actually kills Flippy will be revealed here. Feel free to make bets about who kills who first.

Starring: Flippy, Splendid,...

He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if Du say Vietnam he'll stab Du with a fork
if Du say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if Du call for help he'll stab Du in the butt.
Never run because Du know he'll catch you
he might torture oder just plain kill you.
Run for cover, Mehr like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if Du run oder cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...