Willkommen in Gravity Falls

Dipper is mine
i Liebe Dipper pine
He is so cute
as sweet as a Obst
He dances like a lamb
he may eat ham
that may seem of time
I did'nt have a rhyme
some say hes wierd some say hes weak
but he makes me so happy i can't even speak
Hes totally cute he makes me smitten
especially when he sneased like a kitten
He entertains people from America to France
Von doing his famous lamby lamby dance
He makes me get big hearts in my eyes
hes so cute that its no suprise.
So when Du thing of Dipper Pine.
Don't gush over him because hes mine.
And if Du claim he belongs to you
I'll kick your but into 2042
So i will continue to KISS his picture so soft.
And Du will sit there and kindly back off

I honestly used to like her, she was like the comedy relief of the show, whenever something serious was going on she would be doing something funny, hilarious, etc. But as episodes went Von she constantly forced Dipper to give up something for her (Example: datum With Wendy, Summer pool job, etc) but in the episode Dipper and Mabel Vs. The Future is where i Lost it. She gives away Dippers peice of the portal to Blendin (Who was possessed Von Bill) and destroys it , opening the Dimensional Rift to where Bills from causing the apocalypse. How selfish of her. She does not want her brother to have a good future even though he sacrificed himself various times. How disgusting.