Blair Waldorf: Du say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
Chuck Bass: I'm not Chuck bass without you.
Polo official: What's so funny?
Carter: Old habits. Die hard. Don't worry, I'll find my way. Anyone see a girl in an orange dress?
Nate: Now that we're back on our Home turf, do I at least get your number? Maybe a last name?
Bree: A little mystery never hurt anyone.
Vanessa: [on the polo match] I'm sure Blair and Chuck will be there, if the murder-suicide I've predicted hasn't happened yet.
Blair: Spare me, S. I get every issue of Hello and OK! there is. I know what Du did this summer, and who. Cristiano Ronaldo? I hope Du got your shots before Du traveled. Should I be worried?
Rufus: Glad I had the number for City Harvest. This is all a little much.
Dan: [on brunch spread] A little much? This makes the Four Seasons look like ... one season.