Well, well little Jenny Humphrey...what can Du really say about her?

Do Du remember the girl who had honey blonde hair? cute smile? nice? kind? always with her dad and her brother? Well that girl is no longer with us. 'little j' has dyed her hair, ditched her clothes for designer, wears high heels all the time,hates her dad, became Mehr slutier....but whats really getting on my nerves is her evil scheming. Currently Jenny has paired up with UES bad boy Chuck bass to try and destroy nate and serena's relationship. The girl is even trying to lose her v-card to nate! Now im not one of those family...

The Switch- Chapter Two

What the hell had she gotten herself into? She had tossed and turned in the giant, plush bett all night long asking herself the same question.
Blair propped herself up in the bett and buried her head in her arms. Damn it. For once in her life everything had being going to her plan, but now that was all in jeopardy. It was all Lily’s fault, but she knew that she would have to do whatever she asked after she had bailed her mother out of that jam. She didn’t even like to think about that anymore.
Blair knew that Lily expected her to hate Chuck bass on sight, but surprisingly...

I HATE VANESSA! Always have and always will!! In the Zurück episode she sagte that she's over Serena and the NJBC but obviously she's not! How can she destroy her best friend and her ex like that? I mean she's jealous of Serena she always was but Nate and Dan? How could she play with them like she never had any feelings for any of them! And Jenny too! I mean Jenny is always trying to destroy everyone and especially people who Liebe her like Eric last Jahr and now Dan?! Seriously how selfish and mean can someone be? She's not a hündin in a seducing way like Blair and she'll never be. She tried...

Have Du ever found yourself desperately wishing Du lived a different person's life? oder lived in a different person's world? I am guilty on both charges, and ready to fess up. Yes, I dream of living in New York's Upper East Side, where drama and designer are Sekunde nature, and Gossip Girl rules the roost.

I've been told many times that I wouldn't want to live in such a place, but how could I say no to the town where little work and lots of play are the norm? While I struggle desperately to make it into my dream college, for Upper East Siders, the Ivy leagues are almost handed over on silver...

Season 1

Serena transporter, van der Woodsen unexpectedly returns to New York from her mysterious absence to a boarding school in Connecticut. She is initially unwelcome Von her best friend Blair Waldorf, who was perplexed Von the lack of contact during Serena's absence, and has assumed the position as Queen bee of the Constance Billard junior class. Having discovered that her longtime boyfriend Nate Archibald slept with Serena a Jahr before, Blair is unwilling to continue their friendship. Serena then meets the outsider Dan Humphrey and begins a relationship with him. At the same time Dan's father Rufus and...

This is something Zufällig i decided to do... its jus a memory Blair had when their lives were so simple, enjoy!
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Blair, Serena, Chuck and Nate all came out of 4th period. They were so sick of 7th grade already that they decided to do something Mehr mature later on tonight. Well Chuck was the one to suggest it. They were going to go to the roof of his fathers hotel and get drunk on their parents expensive forgein alchohol. Blair seemed a little reluctant but she was fine with it after Serena talked her into it.
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"10 o clock S. Du ready to have some fun?" she giggled with...

Serena: [to Dan] If Du want to datum Georgina, then Mehr power to you. I would just check to see there's not an ice pick under the bed.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkGeorgina: Judging Von the size of the socke on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: Du can't outbid me. How do Du expect to win?
Blair: Your lack of focus.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkVanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, Du can't give out class schedules. But, please,...

01. GAMES


I mean, obviously. Chuck/Blair has been a near-constant battle. Games were part of the foundation of their relationship ("You and I bonded over a mutual Liebe of scheming"), games were part of their undoing. Season 2 is inundated with dialogue about games and stakes, winning and losing. Games + Chuck and Blair's king and Queen pretensions = every chess and war cliche reference in the history of ever.

Also obviously, games aren't the point. S2's sabotage, schemes, wagers, and ~seductions are just a way for Chuck and Blair to channel their feelings for each other into a safer type of...

5 years later chuck and blair have been married for 1 Jahr and they have one kid


chuck and blair are asleep in there huge bett

chuck wakes up and stares at blair for a few Minuten then gets up and goes to there en suite

B: chuck ... why have i got a banging headache !!
C: Du seriously dont remember ??
B: no omg wat happened .. oder do i not want to know
C: (laughing softly ) we went to nates birthday party Du got hammered and started dancing up on stage
B: (also laughing ) so i embaressed myself then ... why didnt u stop me !!
C: I was enjoying the party
B: i have to meet serena we are going shopping...

Okay, so we all go around asking 'who is your Favorit character/couple???' But who is it REALLY??? I decided to go to the spots and see who has the most fans!!! Therefore determining who is the Favorit (this theory may be faulty, yes, but in waiting for the episode to come on...this is what my boredom has gone to. ;p)

Characters:

Blair Waldorf:889
Chuck Bass:811
Serena transporter, van der Woodsen:470
Dan Humphrey:255
Vanessa Abrams:69
Eric transporter, van der Woodsen: 63
Nate Archibald:334
Jenny Humphrey:83
Dorota: 55
Rufus Humphrey:56
Lily transporter, van der Woodsen:0 (*gasp* there's no spot for her!)

Blair wins! But Chuck isn't far behind..;)...

A/N: So yeah… I’m really sorry about how long it’s been since I’ve updated. I know Du all must be angry, and I have no good excuse. But basically, I hope Du all read this anyway. It’s nothing like I expected it to be when I started writing, it kind of got crappy towards the end so sorry. But I tried to end it on as solid a note as possible just in case I never get back to this story (I’m loosing ideas very fast).
But I hope Du all still review, even if it’s just a smiley face it’ll make me happy. Thank Du so much for Lesen and reviewing everybody!!

    “Can...

In Cecily von Ziegesar’s original Gossip Girl books, Chuck bass is a brazen bisexual, but the CW network has kept the Fernsehen character only Frenching females . . . until now.

Normally, the television’s womanizing socialite Chuck bass (Ed Westwick) can be seen on “Gossip Girl” lip-locking with Liebe interest Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester). But with all the Kürzlich relationship rain, apparently CW thinks that Chuck bass needs a rainbow. The lucky lad? The little-known actor, Neal Bledsoe. “It’s true! Multiple Gossip Girl insiders Bestätigen . . . the CW phenom is currently shooting...

It wasn’t an easy decision. She truly wanted to give her kids the best life possible, but she was sick of his lying, and didn’t want to keep her kids locked in the sham of the ‘perfect family’ act she always put on.

If he wanted other women, he could have them. And she wouldn’t even dream of trying to cut him out of the kids lives. Yes, he had broken her herz -so much so that she was slowly falling into a depression- but she also knew he loved his children and wouldn’t dare dream of trying to separate them from their father.

The Tag after her breakdown, she went to go speak with...

E:Blair hurry up,or you'll be late for school!
B:Coming mother!she says as she runs down the staircase.
E:Blair what did I tell Du about runing down those stairs?
B:Sorry mother.
E:Come on we have to get Du to school
(In the Limo)
Beep! Beep! Beep!
E:Hello, yes this Eleanore Waldorf,okay I'll be the-
B:Mom guess wha-
E:Excuse me can Du please hold?-Blair I am on the phone-Yes hello I'm back.
B:Sorry mother she sagte as a single tear rolled down her face.
E:Ok yes,goodbye-Blair darling look we are here
B:Come on mother come in with me as she tuged her mothers hand
E:Blair stop Schauspielen like a baby,you know...

GG: Gossip Girl here, your one and only Quelle into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite. Spotted. Blair Waldorf and Serena transporter, van der Woodsen stepping into the pharmacy. To pick up what? We’ll know soon enough. Du know Du Liebe me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

[Inside Pharmacy]

(Blair’s phone goes off at the same time that Serena’s does)

B: Du have got to be kidding me!

S: B, don’t worry. After we buy the pregnancy test, we’ll put it in one of our purses.

B: What good will that do, S?!? What if someone steps into the pharmacy and takes a picture of us buying it???? The blast will be all over...

Hello=]
Okay, so to start off I’m so nervous. This is MY VERY FIRST fic about, about ANYTHING really, and plus very first time publishing something of mine on the net. Oh god, haha I’m starting to regret it now. I can 100% guarantee Du I have ABSOLOUTLY NO experience in writing, so don’t expect AMAZING writing. So, please don’t be too harsh if Du don’t like it=P
Well, this fic is about The NJBC + Humphrey, haha I had to add him in this too=) But mainly about the one and only epic CB.<3

*NOTE: I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS oder THE Zeigen ALL CREDITS GO TO THE Zeigen GOSSIP GIRL AND THE...

Chair Tales S02E04 - The Art of the Deal

In Manhattan.
The D.A.Y group are on an open oben, nach oben bus tour of Manhattan. They have just left the bus for lunch.
Blair and Zane are talking.

B: I miss this....i know it isn't where i lived but its not too far from the Upper East Side!
Z: The Upper East Side....i've heard all the stories...
B: What stories!?
Z: Du know...the rich guys, stuck up girls...
B: (whacks him with her handbag, he laughs) Oi! I was an Upper East Side girl! We weren't that bad!
Z: (laughs) Well what were Du then? Cool oder uncool?
B: I was pretty popular.
Z: how popular....Queen B popular?...