Glee

Rachel: Mr. Schuester, do Du have any idea how ridiculous it is to give the lead solo in "Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair?
Artie: I think Mr. Schue's using irony to enhance the performance.
Rachel: There's *nothing* ironic about Zeigen choir! (Pilot)

The Mehr time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has. (Preggers)

(Talking about boys beating girls) We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God. (Vitamin D)

Puck, with respect, you're Mehr helpful when Du don't contribute. (Vitamin D)

(To Finn about his newfound energy) Has your soul been taken...

Jane Lynch

Date of Birth
14 July 1960, Dolton, Illinois, USA


Birth Name
Jane Marie Lynch


Height
6' (1.83 m)


Spouse
Lara Embry (31 May 2010 - present)

Trade Mark
Plays straight-shooting, nonchalant personalities with a dry sense of humor.


Trivia
Performed all her own Singen and gitarre playing in A Mighty Wind (2003).

Penned and starred in the award winning play "Oh, Sister, My Sister!".

She has performed in a lot of commercials; she is usually cast as an office professional.

Lynch's wife, Dr. Lara Embry, is a clinical psychologist in west central Florida and a professor of psychology at New College in...

I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place.
And you're still probably working
At a 9 to 5 pace
I wonder how bad that tastes

When Du see my face
I hope it gives Du hell, I hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
I hope it gives Du hell, I hope it gives Du hell

Now where's your picket fence love
And where's that shiny car
Did it ever get Du far?
You never seem so tense, love
Never seen Du fall so hard
Do Du know where Du are?

Truth be told I miss you
Truth be told I'm lying

When Du see my face
I hope it gives Du hell, I hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my...

And I am telling you
I'm not going.
You're the best man I'll ever know.
There's no way I can ever go,
No, no, no, no way,
No, no, no, no way I'm livin' without you.
I'm not livin' without you.
I don't want to be free.
I'm stayin',
I'm stayin',
And you, and you, you're gonna Liebe me.
Ooh, you're gonna Liebe me.

And I am telling you
I'm not going,
Even though the rough times are showing.
There's just no way,
There's no way.
We're part of the same place.
We're part of the same time.
We both share the same blood.
We both have the same mind.
And time and time we have so much to share,


No, no, no,
No, no, no,
I'm not wakin'...