Brittany and the Cheerios (singing):
1, 2, 3
Not only Du and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin' 1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul, and Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves countin'
(Mike and Tina stepped in the room as Brittany performed with the Cheerios.)
Mike: This looks so awesome. Brittany did an amazing job.
Tina: The room looks so beautiful. I'm so glad I came tonight.
Mike: Let's go find Mercedes and Sam.
(As Brittany's song continues, Finn and Quinn enter the room. Quinn seemed pretty happy, and wearing one of her Favorit prom dresses from the prom catalogue: a long, purple dress with sequins on the spaghetti straps, and white and silver high heels. She couldn't walk yet, but she felt proud enough to be at prom tonight.)
Quinn (to Finn): We're finally here, Finn. It's the moment of our lives.
Finn: I can't wait either, Quinn.
Quinn: So we'll party with our friends, have a good time, and get our prom royalty crowns.
Finn (smiling): Awesome.
(The rest of the students are watching Brittany and the Cheerios dancing in sparkly white dresses.)
Brittany (singing):
Are Du in?
Livin' in sin is the new thing, yeah
Are Du in?
I am countin'
1, 2, 3
Not only Du and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin' 1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul, and Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves countin'
(Another song starts to play as Brittany and the Cheerios end their performance. Rory and Sugar start to dance together.)
Sugar: I start to feel as if we're one of the forgotten couples. We're, like, so better than Finchel and that old, engaged couple put together.
Rory (chuckles): I wouldn't say better, but we do have a great relationship.
Sugar: I'm going to be so upset once Du leave.
Rory (suddenly remembering the lie he told): I'm going to be upset when I leave, too.
Sugar: I hope someday we find a house on a prairie in Ireland, and live there together forever.
(Rory smiles at her. Artie watches from a tabelle 3 feet behind them, looking upset.)
Artie: It really sucks to be alone.
(So far, prom turns out to be a big success. Unfortunately Rachel, Puck, Kurt, Blaine, and Becky aren't there to see it. They're on the Sekunde floor in a classroom, having an anti-prom party of their own. They're watching MTV on the teacher's TV, drinking Obst punch, and playing Uno.)
Kurt: This prom sucks. Blaine, why can't Du just go out there?
Blaine: I already told you. I'm not gonna let people see my fuzzy head.
Kurt (whispering): It's better than staying here with...(indicating Rachel) her.
Rachel (overhearing): Hey!
Kurt (to Rachel): What?
Rachel: I only didn't want to go because of Finn and Quinn. Do Du know what's going on at all?
Blaine (shrugs): Not really.
Becky: I didn't want to go because no one nominated me prom queen.
Puck: You're a prom Queen to us, Becky. Du could be...queen of the anti-prom.
(Rachel shoots an annoyed look at Puck, but he doesn't pay attention.)
Puck (to Becky): And I can be your king.
Becky: Thank Du so much, Puckerman.
Puck: Let me go with you, Becky. We won't be the real prom king and queen, but we can still have fun.
Becky: True.
Kurt (to Blaine): See? They're going. How bad can it be?
(All four of them leave, leaving Rachel in the room Von herself. She comes up with an idea.)
Rachel: I guess I'm going down, too.
(Santana is up Weiter and performs link Von Avril Lavigne.)
Santana (singing):
Hey hey, Du you
I know that Du like me
No way, no way, Du know it's not a secret
Hey hey, Du you
I could be your girlfriend
You're so fine, I want Du mine, you're so delicious
I think about Du all the time, you're so addictive
Don't Du know what I can do to make Du feel alright?
(As she's performing, Joe joins Mercedes and Sam with the partying.)
Mercedes (to Joe): How are Du enjoying yourself, Joe?
Joe: I having fun so far.
Sam: Have Du seen Quinn?
Joe: She's dancing with Finn. She's nominated for prom queen.
Mercedes: What? Do Du know where she is?
Joe (shaking his head): No
(As they're talking, Joe turns around and sees Finn yelling at Quinn. He runs over to her defense, with Sam and Mercedes coming after him.)
Joe (to Finn): Dude, what's going on?
Finn (enraged): Did Du know she could walk, too?
Joe: No.
Finn: Well, let me Zeigen Du then.
Quinn: Please, not now, Finn.
Finn (yelling): Stand up!
(He is about to push Quinn's wheelchair, but Joe and Sam pull him away. Mercedes stands Von Quinn as the boys hold Finn down.)
Finn (to Quinn): Du did this to me!
Quinn: Finn, no!
Joe (to Finn): Calm down!
Finn (to Joe and Sam): Let me go!
(At that moment, Sue runs over and pulls Finn away. Sam runs Von Mercedes, and Joe takes Quinn away with him.)
Sue (to Finn): Do Du want to be taken from another prom, Hudson?
(Finn is silent, watching Quinn wheel away with Mercedes, Sam, and Joe.)
Finn (to himself): I can't take this.
(About an Stunde later, Principal Figgins comes to the front of the room in front of the microphone. All of the prom royalty candidates come to the stage. Joe pushes Quinn in her wheelchair up Weiter to Santana. Figgins starts to make an announcement.)
Figgins (in the microphone): Okay, students. Quiet down. It's time to announce McKinley High's prom king and Queen of 2012.
Santana (whispering to Quinn): You know my name's in that envelope.
Quinn (whispering back): Not a chance.
Figgins (in the microphone): And your 2012 prom king is...(A band member plays a drumroll.) Finn Hudson.
(Everyone erupts into cheer and excitement, and Finn grins widely as the crown is put on his head.)
Figgins (in the microphone): And your 2012 prom Queen is...Rachel Berry.
(Silence.)
Finn: Rachel?
Quinn: Du can't be serious!
Santana: I didn't care anyway. Brittany's not prom king, so I don't want to be queen.
Brittany (sad): Unicorn.
Well, what did Du think? I hope Du liked it.
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