Kurt (in a somewhat high voice): Hey there, old friend. Du need a shoulder to lay on? Dory wants to be a friend to ya! What do ya say?
Blaine (annoyed): Du do realize that "Finding Nemo" is so 10 years ago?
(Blaine closes his locker and starts walking. Kurt follows beside him.)
Kurt: Du liked it last night.
Blaine: What do Du mean? We didn't see each other last night.
Kurt: Um, yes we did.
(There was a sudden flashback to last night at Kurt's house. The two were in Kurt's bedroom, listening to loud Musik and watching "Entourage" at the same time. At exactly 11:15 p.m., Blaine turned the TV and radio off, and starting hiding under the covers. Kurt goes behind him with the plush Dory.)
Kurt: Dory's hungry, Blaine. Wanna know what that means? (He gets into his high-pitched voice.) Dory's coming for ya!
(Blaine giggles and tries to keep Kurt from tickling him, but fails.)
Blaine (drunk): Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Dory, Du hyper son of a bitch! I Liebe Du so much.
(He and Kurt start to KISS and make out.)
(The flashback ends.)
Blaine (silent and confused): My mind's completely blank.
(Silence.)
Kurt: Still, what's the problem?
Blaine: My brother. He thinks he's better than me.
Kurt: Oh, how silly. What makes Du think that?
(The boys turned to a man, Cooper Anderson as he walked down the hall towards Blaine. Kurt has a surprised look on his face.)
Cooper: What's up, bro?
Blaine: Nothing much. Uh...Kurt, this is my brother--
Kurt: Cooper Anderson?!
Cooper (winking and pointing at Kurt): Du know it.
Kurt (grinning happily): Oh, my gosh! I watched Du in the commercial. Du were so amazing!
Cooper: Thank Du for the kudos.
Blaine: Kurt, maybe we should--
Kurt: Not now, Blaine. I'm dying to get to know Mehr about your brother.
Blaine: But we were going to--
Kurt (stepping towards Cooper, speaking fast and excitedly): Please, can I get your autograph? When are Du free for lunch? Look, I'll give Du my number, and Du tell me the time and place. Or, if it's easier, we can text each other about your Weiter new projects, and I'll be there to help you. We'll be like best friends! This is so amazing!
(Kurt pulls Cooper away and continues having a conversation with him. Blaine, irritated, walks away Von himself. Quinn and Tina are standing Von the front door, watching Cooper walk away with Kurt.)
Quinn: He's so cool.
Tina: I watch his commercials all of the time.
Blaine (to Tina and Quinn): Did someone make Du come here to make me feel Mehr pitiful?
Tina: No, we were just--
Blaine: Just leave me alone.
(Blaine walks out of the door. Quinn folds her arms.)
Quinn: This screws.
Tina: Tell me about it.
Quinn: Tina, shut up.
(The Weiter day, Blaine is in the auditorium Von himself looking at his schedule for the Weiter week.)
Blaine (to himself): Man...do I really have to sing that much?
(At that moment, Cooper walks in.)
Cooper: Can we talk?
Blaine: About your Weiter audition? I'd rather not.
Cooper: No, about you. Du seem kinda...I don't know, let down.
Blaine: And guess who's fault that is.
Cooper: Du mean me? I was just helping out these hopefuls with their futures. What's bad about that?
Blaine: Du taught Brittany and the Irish kid to wink after each of their sentences. Real actors don't do that.
Cooper: How would Du know?
(Blaine starts to speak, but Cooper cuts him off.)
Cooper: And no, you're not gonna get out of character at this point just to prove a point to me.
Blaine: Anyways, not only Du teach my Friends the wrong things, but Du always tell me what I'm doing wrong and sometimes upstage me.
Cooper: I was just trying to help. I didn't mean to hurt Du like that.
Blaine: Fine, but just don't--
(At that moment, a casting agent walks in the auditorium to greet Cooper.)
Agent: Hey, are Du Cooper Anderson?
Cooper: Yes.
Blaine: Excuse me, we're--
Agent: We need Du for a role in a comedy TV show. Are Du willing to audition?
Cooper: Of course. What do I audition for?
(Afterschool, Cooper and Blaine are in the studio, looking at the script for the TV Zeigen the agent was talking about.)
Cooper: Well, this seems...okay, I guess.
Blaine: Who's the co-star?
(At that moment on the set, Sue wakes up in bett in nothing but a white robe. She turns to the director.)
Sue: Okay, are we gonna get this over with? I have an ultrasound to go to.
Blaine's Thoughts: Crap...
Well, what did Du think? I hope Du liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Eight!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty!!!
