Foreigner - I Want to Know What Liebe Is (Gay Version)

I myself am straight, well... asexual, but one thing that I find to be VERY annoying and something I think is getting really old is when people use the word "gay" as an insult.

Example from me and a fellow classmate:
Classmate: "Uhg, this assignment is so gay!"
Me: "That makes no sense."
Classmate: "Huh?"
Me: "Well it's a piece of paper, an inanimate object it can't have emotions. Are Du trying to call it happy?"
Classmate: "No..."
Me: "Well it doesn't have a sexuality either, are Du trying to call it homosexual?"
Classmate: "No, I'm calling it gay!"
Me: "That makes no sense!"
Classmate: "I'm calling...

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. -Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 (Thanks, Marlene)

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; Du just have to be able to shoot straight. -Barry Goldwater

Why is it that, as a culture, we are Mehr comfortable seeing two men holding Pistolen than holding hands? -Ernest Gaines

Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. -Sam Austin

Who would give a law to lovers? Liebe is unto itself a higher law. -Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D....

okay so i'm straight but i have found that i actually like hanging around gay people because they tend to be (not meaning to stereotype) NICER people. i support gay marriage because i believe that it is a human right; i have no fucking idea why the hell it is currently being debated (in the US). this entire damn country was created mostly because people wanted to escape religious prosecution and be able to believe what they want. this is really FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL. our government, the damn constitution and bill of fucking rights specifically states that the government is SECULAR. that means...

***Disclaimer: I support civil rights 110%. However, This is my own opinion and might have something in it that offends you. If Du don't like my opinion, don't be a dickhead and try to start shit. And yes, I do KISS my mother with this mouth***


I've been a Christian my entire life. OH SHIT! Stop the presses, a Christian actually believes that homosexuals(and the others too, but I honestly don't feel like typing all of them out) deserve rights!? Holy mother fucking GOD OF ALL SAINTS IN HEAVEN!

Yes, Okay? I believe that everyone, be it gay/lesbian/black/Hispanic/Asian/Jewish/Muslim/Whatever the...