An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did Du know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" sagte the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ Du must know that your privates are exposed!" sagte the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything Du see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did Du know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" sagte the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ Du must know that your privates are exposed!" sagte the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything Du see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
Ok this is my Liste of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned Von 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did Du run your last race?" and the Sekunde one said,"How did Du win the race?" the runner sagte 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes Du say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked Du out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if Du were locked in a Essen Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
