1. Why did the turkey kreuz the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If Du are American in the living room, what are Du in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do Du have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are Du all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do Du get when Du kreuz a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the schwan when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got Du covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If Du are American in the living room, what are Du in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do Du have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are Du all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do Du get when Du kreuz a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the schwan when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got Du covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!
Ok this is my Liste of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned Von 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did Du run your last race?" and the Sekunde one said,"How did Du win the race?" the runner sagte 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes Du say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked Du out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if Du were locked in a Essen Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
