“Lust” Dante yelled “What are Du doing?” “Well… I was firin mah lazar at Envy because he sagte there’s something wrong with me and it hurt my feelings” Lust answered. “Lust, Du don’t have feelings…” Dante pointed out. “Oh yeah. Well… I refuse to stand here and be insulted!” Lust declared. “Well then have a sitz princess!” Greed grinned. “Imma-” Lust started. Dante thumped the back of Lust’s head. “No Du aren’t!” Dante yelled. “Bitch, shut up and make meh a sammich!” Lust glared at Dante. “I am in charge here!” Dante shirked “You make me a sammich!” “What time is it?” Lust asked “Adventure Time.” Wrath yelled. “NO, Du IDIOT! It’s lazar time!” Lust positioned her lazars. Bzzzt! Lust fired at Dante, who let out a chain of profundities and leapt out of the way. “Are Du out of your mind?!” Dante got louder with every word. “No! Du people just don’t appreciate my creativity!” Lust insisted. “I appreciate it.” Gluttony called. “At least someone here is open minded.” Lust took another shot at Dante. “NO, he is small brained. A brick is smarter then that mindless human-ape!” Dante told Lust. “Imma firin mah lazar!” Lust yelled and shot at Dante for a third time. “Ya know, maybe you’d actually hit me if Du don’t tell me when Du are going to shoot!” Dante suggested. “Or I could just do this!” Lust smirked. She then began firing her lazars non-stop at a high speed. Dante screamed and tried dodging. “Honestly woman, doesn’t that hurt your boobs!?” “Not at all.” Lust yelled over the sound of her lazars. Lust began cackling madly “I am Sailor Lust, and in the name of the moon I shall punish you!” “Calm yo tits!” Dante scolded. “Silence, I keel you!” Lust declared. With that said, she blasted Dante with her lazar and scorched the woman. “I am victorious!” Lust bellowed. “Can I eat her now, Lust?” Gluttony questioned. “Sure, Gluttony.” Lust answered with a self satisfied smile. “Dear lord, what just happened, what did I just witness?” Pride asked. “Lust went berserk with her new attire and murdered Dante” Envy explained. “You’re Weiter Envy” Lust grinned “I’m gonna blast Du so hard, Du won’t even have time to scream.” “That’s what she said!” Sloth laughed and darted across the room. “Imma firin mah lazar!” Lust blasted Sloth “Your bra creeps me out.” Envy’s eye twitched. Lust blasted him with the lazar. “Weren’t Du going to warn me Von saying Imma firin mah lazar?” Envy asked. “Dante sagte that was an ineffective method.” Lust pointed out. “She was right… wait a minute, Du sagte it before Du blasted Sloth.” Envy said. “Yeah, but then I put some thought into it…” Lust trailed off. “Can Du just take that thing off?” Envy asked. “Of course not, this bra is my pride and happiness!” Lust shared. “I ain’t yo bitch!” Pride interrupted. “Shut up, can’t Du see Imma fighting with Envy.” Lust yelled. “Lust, Du fail at life.” Envy stated monotonously. “Let me count the f***s I give 1…2…3… Oh no, they just flew away!” Lust frowned. “Ugg, why did Greed introduce us to this human stuff anyways?” Envy groaned.