Ding-dong.
Ding-dong.
DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG!
“I’ll get it, Miss Miller,” Jeanette said, quietly. She hated answering the door but she didn’t want Miss Miller to have to get up from her comfy chair where she was knitting.
“Oh thank you, dear,” sagte Miss Miller. “I do hope it is the Chipmunks and Dave.”
Brittany rolled her eyes behind her magazine. Miss Miller had a monster crush on David Seville, the Chipmunk’s guardian.
Jeanette ran to the door, which was ringing Mehr frantically than ever. She opened it and saw Dave and the Chipmunks.
“Miss Miller,” she called, “your wish came true!”
The old lady jumped up from her sessel and ran to the door, knocking over Eleanor in the process, who was just walking in with a batch of freshly baked cookies. While Jeanette helped Eleanor up, Miss Miller leaned on the doorframe and batted what was left of her aged eyelashes.
“HelLO, David,” she sagte flirtatiously. Dave looked uncomfortable. Alvin (of course) broke the silence Von shoving past Miss Miller and running into the house. His brothers ran after him.
“GIRLS!” yelled Alvin. “Someone just moved in down the straße and we’re going to check it out do Du want to come it’ll be fun and I bet you’ve got nothing else to do and we can ditch Miss Miller and Dave at some romantic spot ha ha so are Du coming oder what we haven’t got all Tag Du know!”
“Whoa whoa whoa, slow down, Alvin,” laughed Eleanor, handing him a cookie. “Did Du say that someone moved in down the street?”
“YES!” the red devil screeched.
“Let’s go then idiot!” sagte Brittany. She was really bad with boys and she thought that Von calling him names he would fall madly in Liebe with her.
The kids walked down the straße and stopped at the new house. When Alvin knocked on the door, a pretty girl backenhörnchen, chipmunk, streifenhörnchen opened the door. She had beautiful Oriental eyes and long black hair. She wore a T-shirt tied up with a hair band and short athletic shorts.
“Hey there,” she said, her eyes tilting even Mehr as she smiled. “I’m Jessica. What can I do for you?”
“Hi, we’re the Chipettes,” sagte Eleanor sticking out a chubby hand. “And these-“ she gestured to the boys-“are the Chipmunks.”
Jessica clapped her hands.
“Koolio! Want to come in and meet the rest of my fam?” she asked. Everyone nodded. “Right this way.”
Jessica led them upstairs to the third story. In the rec room, a really hot girl (also a chipmunk) was dancing to the Pussycat Puppen on Just Dance 2. She was wearing a sports oben, nach oben and super short shorts. Her long brown hair was tied up in a messy bun
(Left to right: Isabel, Jessica, Kathryn)
“This is Isabel,” Jessica said, gesturing to the girl. The girl continued to dance but gasped out a “hey ya’ll”.
“HelLO IsaBEL!” sagte Alvin. He brushed his hair out of his eyes. He had always thought that this action made the ladies fall completely in Liebe with him.
When the song ended, Isabel turned to them. She had dazzling green eyes and thin, arched eyebrows. She put a hand on her hip and waved with the other.
“So what’s up, ya’ll?” she asked, smiling. Alvin ran up to her and began (very flirtatiously, to Brittany’s fury) to introduce everyone.
“I’m Alvin Seville and these are my brothers Simon and Theodore. These are our friends, Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor. Du guys have a sweet pad.”
Pad?! Brittany thought angrily. Since when does Alvin use stupid words like “pad”?!
“Thanks,” sagte Isabel. “Where do Du guys live?”
“Just down the street!” sagte Eleanor, warmly, before Alvin could answer.
“That’s great!” Jessica shrieked suddenly. “We haven’t met many people yet and it’ll be great to have some nice neighbors!”
“Yeah,” sagte Alvin with a sly smile,” we could have big parties and dances and stuff.” He gave Isabel a flirty look. She didn’t notice and just clapped her hands.
“Oh y’all need to meet Kathryn!” she said. “Where is she Jess?”
Jessica shrugged. “She’s probably downstairs in the basement on her exercise machine.”
“Let’s call her then,” Isabel said. She motioned to the others. “Come on, you’ll Liebe Katy.”
The kids walked down the stairs to the basement where another very pretty girl was running on a treadmill and watching The Voice. She turned her head when they came in and smiled, Wird angezeigt teeth so white they could not be natural. She had brown hair with a few blonde streaks in it. She (unlike her sisters) was wearing sweat pants and a tank top.
“Who are these peeps?” she asked Jessica.
“They’re neighbors,” Jessica said. She told Katy their names and pointed to each as they came to them.
“We just wanted to say welcome to the neighborhood,” Simon said, smiling.
“I Liebe this show,” Jeanette said, shyly.
“Me too!” laughed Katy. “It’s SO great!”
Jeanette smiled. “I like Blake the best. He’s so nice. Like a country uncle oder something.”
“Get OUT of TOWN!” squealed Katy. “He’s my Favorit too! This is SO weird!”
She and Jeanette laughed together. Eleanor smiled. Jeanette didn’t make Friends easily but this looked like a promising friendship. Brittany scowled. She didn’t like the way Alvin was drooling over the sisters. Suddenly she got an idea.
“Do Du have any brothers?” she asked.
“One,” sagte Isabel. “His name is Jonathon. He’s eighteen.”
Shoot, thought Brittany.
“Bella,” sagte Jessica looking at the Wand calendar,” the boys are coming over today to practice for the talent show.”
“Boys?” shrieked Brittany. Maybe she could get back at Alvin for being flirty. That and she just loved boys.
“Yeah, my boyfriend’s band,” sagte Isabel.
“You have a boyfriend?” Alvin seemed deflated.
“Yeah,” sagte Isabel. “His name is Reed. He has a band with two of his Friends from school, Will and Sam.”
“Hmm…” sagte Brittany. “Are-“
“Could we watch your practice?” Eleanor asked, shooting Brittany a look. She knew that Brittany was about to ask ‘Are they free?’ and she wasn’t going to stand for it. Brittany could be so tiresome sometimes. “We have bands too and we would Liebe to see Du guys perform.”
“Well…” Jessica sagte looking at Isabel.
“I think it’ll be alright,” sagte Isabel. “Let’s just let Mom know that we’ll have Mehr mouths to feed.”
“Oh Du don’t need to feed us,” Jeanette sagte quickly. “We don’t want to be any trouble.”
“Of… course not,” Theodore moaned. He was starving.
“Yeah we could just grab something at home,” Simon sagte nonchalantly.
“I wouldn’t hear of it,” Katy sagte firmly. “You guys are Friends and we want Du guys to stay so we’re going to take care of you. Right girls?”
“Right!” sagte Jessica and Isabel, simultaneously.
“Aw that’s really nice of Du guys,” Jeanette said. At that moment the doorbell rang. The girls of the house’s eyes lit up.
“I’LL GET IT!” they all screamed and ran for the door. While they were gone, Brittany turned to Alvin.
“Is it just me oder has someone found a piece of eye candy?” she asked contemptuously.
Alvin rolled his eyes and blush.
“Is it just me oder is somebody jealous?” he spat.
“Jealous?” sagte Brittany angrily. “Oh what? Of the fact that Du are so hot and cold that one look at some under-dressed chick makes Du turn into a drooling monster?!”
“They are NOT under-dressed!” Alvin said. “And I am NOT drooling over them!”
“Then what was that act about having dances and about using all those weird words. What was up with “sweet pad”?!”
“It’s my mouth not yours!!” yelled Alvin.
“Isn’t that unfortunate!” screamed Brittany. At that moment, the other girls came downstairs with the other boys. Brittany’s eyes practically popped out of her head. The boy walking Weiter to Isabel was SUPER HOT! He had long black hair that fell past his eyebrows and some gorgeous electric blue eyes.
“Hey there,” she said, batting her eyelashes. The boy grinned at her, which made her feel uneasy. It wasn’t an ugly smile- a big chessire cat grin that showed his gleaming white teeth- it seemed full of mystery. Almost like he was enjoying something that she could not comprehend. Brittany shuddered.
“May I introduce Du to the boys of our band,” Jessica sagte taking charge. “This-“ she gestured to Mr. Grin- “is Reed. He plays electric guitar. This is Will-“ she pointed to the boy hanging on Kathryn’s arm-“ and he plays bass guitar. And last but certainly not least, this is Sam.” She patted the shoulder of the boy Weiter to her. “He plays the reg’lar gitarre and a few percussion instruments.”
“HEY ever’body!” sagte Reed in a loud friendly voice. He waved at them. Alvin’s face flushed. Who did this guy think he was, flirting with girls- HIS girls- when he already had one?
As it turned out, Reed was not trying to flirt. He was just being friendly. He had often found that being loud and friendly usually helped Du out in society.
Eleanor waved.
“Hi,” she said, before Jessica could introduce them. “We’re the Chipettes. These are my sisters Brittany and Jeanette, and these are the Chipmunks, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.”
“Nice to meet ya’ll,” sagte Sam sticking out his hand (or paw) and shaking Eleanor’s hand. Eleanor pulled Jeanette over to where they were and made her shake Sam’s hand. Jeanie almost passed out.
After awkwardly pushing Ellie and Jeanette out of the way, Brittany stood in front of Sam and flipped her hair flirtatiously.
“Hey Sam,” she said, batting her lashes as she had done with Reed. Sam looked at her like she was an alien from outer space.
“Yo girl,” he said. “You don’t need to flip your ponytail like I’m a mindless moron.”
Brittany blushed.
‘”I-I-I-“ she stuttered. Alvin pushed her away.
“Sorry about that,” he said, smoothly. “She’s a little awkward around boys.”
“S’ok,” Sam said, while Brittany fumed. He winked.
“SO!” Isabel sagte loudly, turning everyone’s attention to her. “What about this band practice?”
Her band nodded and began setting up. The boys got out amps and guitars and other equipment. The Chipmunks and Chipettes watched, fascinated.
“Are those…” started Simon, gaping at an amp, “those…. Sub Wolfers??”
“Yes sir,” Will sagte proudly. “Bought Von me!”
“Oh stop rubbing it in,” Reed sagte playfully, pushing him. He turned to the spectators. “Money seems to burn a hole in me and Sam’s pockets but not Will here. He saves and saves and saves until he bought all our amps and a gitarre and a drum set!”
“Wow,” Theodore said, gazing up at Will with obvious adoration. “That is so cool. I never earn any money.”
“Well I can help Du there little buddy,” Will sagte taking Theo aside and beginning to tell him about some place where he could earn some cash.
“Anybody hungry?” asked Jessica. Everybody began to race toward the stairs, except Alvin. As the others went up to eat, Alvin called,
“Isabel, wait!”
Isabel stopped and turned around.
“What is it, hon?” she asked. Alvin didn’t answer. He stared into her eyes and began to stroke her cheek.
Isabel turned slightly green and shoved Alvin away.
“Excuse me sir but last I checked Du had a girlfriend and I had a boyfriend and I am not interested in Du in the slightest,” she said, sassily.
Upstairs, Reed looked around for Isabel and saw she wasn’t there.
“I’m going to go get Isabel,” he said. Brittany stood up too.
“And I’m going with you. Alvin’s not here either.” They looked at each other and the same thought flashed across their minds. They paled and broke for the stairs to the basement.
When Reed and Brittany came down the stairs, they saw Alvin forcefully making out with Isabel The poor girl was trying to get away but Alvin was strong despite his size. Brittany screamed. Reed ran over and shoved Alvin away. The little guy ran into a Wand and fell over. Isabel buried her face in Reed’s chest
“You… you…” stammered Reed angrily at Alvin. Alvin got up and hurled himself at Reed. Isabel jumped away as the two boys wrestled on the floor. At that moment the rest of the kids came downstairs.
“What’s going on down here??” asked Eleanor. Isabel ran over and told them everything. Brittany began to cry loudly. Finally Alvin was unconscious. Brittany ran over to him. She gasped.
“This isn’t Alvin!” she shrieked. “This is Jess, from down the street.!” She glared at Simon and Theodore. “How did not Du not recognize him?!”
“What Du think we WANT to stare at Alvin all Tag everyday??” Simon said, shrugging. “I usually avoid looking at his ratty face.”
“HEY!” Everyone turned and saw the real Alvin standing in the doorway with his hands on his hips. “I heard that Simon!”
“Uh oh,” Theodore squeaked and hid behind the tread mill.
And that is how we (the band FREAKISH) met the Chipmunks and the Chipettes and Jesse ☺
Ding-dong.
DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG!
“I’ll get it, Miss Miller,” Jeanette said, quietly. She hated answering the door but she didn’t want Miss Miller to have to get up from her comfy chair where she was knitting.
“Oh thank you, dear,” sagte Miss Miller. “I do hope it is the Chipmunks and Dave.”
Brittany rolled her eyes behind her magazine. Miss Miller had a monster crush on David Seville, the Chipmunk’s guardian.
Jeanette ran to the door, which was ringing Mehr frantically than ever. She opened it and saw Dave and the Chipmunks.
“Miss Miller,” she called, “your wish came true!”
The old lady jumped up from her sessel and ran to the door, knocking over Eleanor in the process, who was just walking in with a batch of freshly baked cookies. While Jeanette helped Eleanor up, Miss Miller leaned on the doorframe and batted what was left of her aged eyelashes.
“HelLO, David,” she sagte flirtatiously. Dave looked uncomfortable. Alvin (of course) broke the silence Von shoving past Miss Miller and running into the house. His brothers ran after him.
“GIRLS!” yelled Alvin. “Someone just moved in down the straße and we’re going to check it out do Du want to come it’ll be fun and I bet you’ve got nothing else to do and we can ditch Miss Miller and Dave at some romantic spot ha ha so are Du coming oder what we haven’t got all Tag Du know!”
“Whoa whoa whoa, slow down, Alvin,” laughed Eleanor, handing him a cookie. “Did Du say that someone moved in down the street?”
“YES!” the red devil screeched.
“Let’s go then idiot!” sagte Brittany. She was really bad with boys and she thought that Von calling him names he would fall madly in Liebe with her.
The kids walked down the straße and stopped at the new house. When Alvin knocked on the door, a pretty girl backenhörnchen, chipmunk, streifenhörnchen opened the door. She had beautiful Oriental eyes and long black hair. She wore a T-shirt tied up with a hair band and short athletic shorts.
“Hey there,” she said, her eyes tilting even Mehr as she smiled. “I’m Jessica. What can I do for you?”
“Hi, we’re the Chipettes,” sagte Eleanor sticking out a chubby hand. “And these-“ she gestured to the boys-“are the Chipmunks.”
Jessica clapped her hands.
“Koolio! Want to come in and meet the rest of my fam?” she asked. Everyone nodded. “Right this way.”
Jessica led them upstairs to the third story. In the rec room, a really hot girl (also a chipmunk) was dancing to the Pussycat Puppen on Just Dance 2. She was wearing a sports oben, nach oben and super short shorts. Her long brown hair was tied up in a messy bun
(Left to right: Isabel, Jessica, Kathryn)
“This is Isabel,” Jessica said, gesturing to the girl. The girl continued to dance but gasped out a “hey ya’ll”.
“HelLO IsaBEL!” sagte Alvin. He brushed his hair out of his eyes. He had always thought that this action made the ladies fall completely in Liebe with him.
When the song ended, Isabel turned to them. She had dazzling green eyes and thin, arched eyebrows. She put a hand on her hip and waved with the other.
“So what’s up, ya’ll?” she asked, smiling. Alvin ran up to her and began (very flirtatiously, to Brittany’s fury) to introduce everyone.
“I’m Alvin Seville and these are my brothers Simon and Theodore. These are our friends, Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor. Du guys have a sweet pad.”
Pad?! Brittany thought angrily. Since when does Alvin use stupid words like “pad”?!
“Thanks,” sagte Isabel. “Where do Du guys live?”
“Just down the street!” sagte Eleanor, warmly, before Alvin could answer.
“That’s great!” Jessica shrieked suddenly. “We haven’t met many people yet and it’ll be great to have some nice neighbors!”
“Yeah,” sagte Alvin with a sly smile,” we could have big parties and dances and stuff.” He gave Isabel a flirty look. She didn’t notice and just clapped her hands.
“Oh y’all need to meet Kathryn!” she said. “Where is she Jess?”
Jessica shrugged. “She’s probably downstairs in the basement on her exercise machine.”
“Let’s call her then,” Isabel said. She motioned to the others. “Come on, you’ll Liebe Katy.”
The kids walked down the stairs to the basement where another very pretty girl was running on a treadmill and watching The Voice. She turned her head when they came in and smiled, Wird angezeigt teeth so white they could not be natural. She had brown hair with a few blonde streaks in it. She (unlike her sisters) was wearing sweat pants and a tank top.
“Who are these peeps?” she asked Jessica.
“They’re neighbors,” Jessica said. She told Katy their names and pointed to each as they came to them.
“We just wanted to say welcome to the neighborhood,” Simon said, smiling.
“I Liebe this show,” Jeanette said, shyly.
“Me too!” laughed Katy. “It’s SO great!”
Jeanette smiled. “I like Blake the best. He’s so nice. Like a country uncle oder something.”
“Get OUT of TOWN!” squealed Katy. “He’s my Favorit too! This is SO weird!”
She and Jeanette laughed together. Eleanor smiled. Jeanette didn’t make Friends easily but this looked like a promising friendship. Brittany scowled. She didn’t like the way Alvin was drooling over the sisters. Suddenly she got an idea.
“Do Du have any brothers?” she asked.
“One,” sagte Isabel. “His name is Jonathon. He’s eighteen.”
Shoot, thought Brittany.
“Bella,” sagte Jessica looking at the Wand calendar,” the boys are coming over today to practice for the talent show.”
“Boys?” shrieked Brittany. Maybe she could get back at Alvin for being flirty. That and she just loved boys.
“Yeah, my boyfriend’s band,” sagte Isabel.
“You have a boyfriend?” Alvin seemed deflated.
“Yeah,” sagte Isabel. “His name is Reed. He has a band with two of his Friends from school, Will and Sam.”
“Hmm…” sagte Brittany. “Are-“
“Could we watch your practice?” Eleanor asked, shooting Brittany a look. She knew that Brittany was about to ask ‘Are they free?’ and she wasn’t going to stand for it. Brittany could be so tiresome sometimes. “We have bands too and we would Liebe to see Du guys perform.”
“Well…” Jessica sagte looking at Isabel.
“I think it’ll be alright,” sagte Isabel. “Let’s just let Mom know that we’ll have Mehr mouths to feed.”
“Oh Du don’t need to feed us,” Jeanette sagte quickly. “We don’t want to be any trouble.”
“Of… course not,” Theodore moaned. He was starving.
“Yeah we could just grab something at home,” Simon sagte nonchalantly.
“I wouldn’t hear of it,” Katy sagte firmly. “You guys are Friends and we want Du guys to stay so we’re going to take care of you. Right girls?”
“Right!” sagte Jessica and Isabel, simultaneously.
“Aw that’s really nice of Du guys,” Jeanette said. At that moment the doorbell rang. The girls of the house’s eyes lit up.
“I’LL GET IT!” they all screamed and ran for the door. While they were gone, Brittany turned to Alvin.
“Is it just me oder has someone found a piece of eye candy?” she asked contemptuously.
Alvin rolled his eyes and blush.
“Is it just me oder is somebody jealous?” he spat.
“Jealous?” sagte Brittany angrily. “Oh what? Of the fact that Du are so hot and cold that one look at some under-dressed chick makes Du turn into a drooling monster?!”
“They are NOT under-dressed!” Alvin said. “And I am NOT drooling over them!”
“Then what was that act about having dances and about using all those weird words. What was up with “sweet pad”?!”
“It’s my mouth not yours!!” yelled Alvin.
“Isn’t that unfortunate!” screamed Brittany. At that moment, the other girls came downstairs with the other boys. Brittany’s eyes practically popped out of her head. The boy walking Weiter to Isabel was SUPER HOT! He had long black hair that fell past his eyebrows and some gorgeous electric blue eyes.
“Hey there,” she said, batting her eyelashes. The boy grinned at her, which made her feel uneasy. It wasn’t an ugly smile- a big chessire cat grin that showed his gleaming white teeth- it seemed full of mystery. Almost like he was enjoying something that she could not comprehend. Brittany shuddered.
“May I introduce Du to the boys of our band,” Jessica sagte taking charge. “This-“ she gestured to Mr. Grin- “is Reed. He plays electric guitar. This is Will-“ she pointed to the boy hanging on Kathryn’s arm-“ and he plays bass guitar. And last but certainly not least, this is Sam.” She patted the shoulder of the boy Weiter to her. “He plays the reg’lar gitarre and a few percussion instruments.”
“HEY ever’body!” sagte Reed in a loud friendly voice. He waved at them. Alvin’s face flushed. Who did this guy think he was, flirting with girls- HIS girls- when he already had one?
As it turned out, Reed was not trying to flirt. He was just being friendly. He had often found that being loud and friendly usually helped Du out in society.
Eleanor waved.
“Hi,” she said, before Jessica could introduce them. “We’re the Chipettes. These are my sisters Brittany and Jeanette, and these are the Chipmunks, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.”
“Nice to meet ya’ll,” sagte Sam sticking out his hand (or paw) and shaking Eleanor’s hand. Eleanor pulled Jeanette over to where they were and made her shake Sam’s hand. Jeanie almost passed out.
After awkwardly pushing Ellie and Jeanette out of the way, Brittany stood in front of Sam and flipped her hair flirtatiously.
“Hey Sam,” she said, batting her lashes as she had done with Reed. Sam looked at her like she was an alien from outer space.
“Yo girl,” he said. “You don’t need to flip your ponytail like I’m a mindless moron.”
Brittany blushed.
‘”I-I-I-“ she stuttered. Alvin pushed her away.
“Sorry about that,” he said, smoothly. “She’s a little awkward around boys.”
“S’ok,” Sam said, while Brittany fumed. He winked.
“SO!” Isabel sagte loudly, turning everyone’s attention to her. “What about this band practice?”
Her band nodded and began setting up. The boys got out amps and guitars and other equipment. The Chipmunks and Chipettes watched, fascinated.
“Are those…” started Simon, gaping at an amp, “those…. Sub Wolfers??”
“Yes sir,” Will sagte proudly. “Bought Von me!”
“Oh stop rubbing it in,” Reed sagte playfully, pushing him. He turned to the spectators. “Money seems to burn a hole in me and Sam’s pockets but not Will here. He saves and saves and saves until he bought all our amps and a gitarre and a drum set!”
“Wow,” Theodore said, gazing up at Will with obvious adoration. “That is so cool. I never earn any money.”
“Well I can help Du there little buddy,” Will sagte taking Theo aside and beginning to tell him about some place where he could earn some cash.
“Anybody hungry?” asked Jessica. Everybody began to race toward the stairs, except Alvin. As the others went up to eat, Alvin called,
“Isabel, wait!”
Isabel stopped and turned around.
“What is it, hon?” she asked. Alvin didn’t answer. He stared into her eyes and began to stroke her cheek.
Isabel turned slightly green and shoved Alvin away.
“Excuse me sir but last I checked Du had a girlfriend and I had a boyfriend and I am not interested in Du in the slightest,” she said, sassily.
Upstairs, Reed looked around for Isabel and saw she wasn’t there.
“I’m going to go get Isabel,” he said. Brittany stood up too.
“And I’m going with you. Alvin’s not here either.” They looked at each other and the same thought flashed across their minds. They paled and broke for the stairs to the basement.
When Reed and Brittany came down the stairs, they saw Alvin forcefully making out with Isabel The poor girl was trying to get away but Alvin was strong despite his size. Brittany screamed. Reed ran over and shoved Alvin away. The little guy ran into a Wand and fell over. Isabel buried her face in Reed’s chest
“You… you…” stammered Reed angrily at Alvin. Alvin got up and hurled himself at Reed. Isabel jumped away as the two boys wrestled on the floor. At that moment the rest of the kids came downstairs.
“What’s going on down here??” asked Eleanor. Isabel ran over and told them everything. Brittany began to cry loudly. Finally Alvin was unconscious. Brittany ran over to him. She gasped.
“This isn’t Alvin!” she shrieked. “This is Jess, from down the street.!” She glared at Simon and Theodore. “How did not Du not recognize him?!”
“What Du think we WANT to stare at Alvin all Tag everyday??” Simon said, shrugging. “I usually avoid looking at his ratty face.”
“HEY!” Everyone turned and saw the real Alvin standing in the doorway with his hands on his hips. “I heard that Simon!”
“Uh oh,” Theodore squeaked and hid behind the tread mill.
And that is how we (the band FREAKISH) met the Chipmunks and the Chipettes and Jesse ☺