Valdes trying to explain something to Afellay 

Valdes is trying to explain to Afellay what to do in the pitch,but his language skills aren't really helpfull.Mascherano comes to his rescue but that doesn't seem to help either .Valdes then complains to Iniesa about his English .Pique dispite all the mess is trying to hook up Victor with Shakira's sister.
It's all a wonderful prank .The voices are not theirs!

HAHA! Poor Afellay! I have the desire to brush my language skills up now.

It is hilarious!I was laughing in tears when I saw it and imagine that my Spanish skills are like Valdes English ones.Afellay was so lost in translation.

'and imagine that my Spanish skills are like Valdes English ones' hablo un poco de español :D
Actually, I was barely able to understand what they were saying. Your summary was a major help! But all the gestures and facial expressions were hilarious as well. Moral of the day: Learn your English and Spanish.
EDIT: Learn your Catalan as well.

Catalan is harder than Spanish.At least I think so,I've never tried to learn,but I'll have to at some point cause I'm gonna need it!

Good luck with learning Catalan, then. Just portray Afellay and Valdes trying to learn Spanish and English. Now I'd loved to see that boat sinking. Poor them.

barca speaks one language, the best soccer language barca is the best

"Barcelona mes que un club" don't they say?That sums up everything!