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it was 3 o' clock in the morning in the pinguin H.Q. when private woke up and he noticed skipper wasn't in his bunk. "hmm i wonder where skippa is" private sagte to himself then he saw skipper's shadow exiting the front door so he did what any other curious person would do follow him. Private followed skipper down to the sewer and then that's when skipper turned around and saw private "PRIVATE! what are Du doing here?" skipper demanded "uh well y-you see-" "no it's not safe, sicher here private listen to me if I'm not back Von 3:45 pm tell Kowalski he's in charge and do not and I mean DO NOT come looking for me" skipper sagte interrupting private "b-but skippa" private sagte "go private now" skipper demanded "yes sir" private sagte with a tear. So then at 3:45 pm Kowalski asked "where's skipper?" "oh well..." then private explained and he sagte "he also sagte that if he didn't come back that (wait they won't know what he actually said) that I would be in charge for now on" private sagte "what but I'm lieutenant" Kowalski whined "sorry but I'm in charge now" private sagte with a smirk."*sniff* why why would skipper choose private over me I mean come on this doesn't add up." Kowalski whined to Rico "eh" Rico sagte "EVALUATIONS" private sagte "at least he's not as bad as skipper and he'll go easy on us right?" Kowalski sagte "uh-hu" Rico agreed as they both lined up Kowalski saw private looking at skipper's SECRET files "private Du can't do that" Kowalski sagte "do what?" private asked confused "you can't read skipper's files "I'm the leader aren't I?" private sagte "yes p-" "don't Du mean yes SIR?" private sagte interrupting Kowalski "yes sir" Kowalski sighed as he went back on the wall.
9:00 pm private is on recon duty
"I hate recon duty stupid fisch game thing" private sagte as he looked thru the binoculars. Then as private looked through the binoculars he saw skipper and ran down to greet him "skippa your back" private sagte cheerfully "oh so Kowalski put Du on recon duty?" skipper asked "what?" private asked "you know when I told Du to put Kowalski in charge" skipper sagte "oh yes that (man I can't let skippa find out about what I did wait I know)" private said/thought to himself private then picked up a stick and sagte "I'm sorry skippa" skipper then sagte "what do Du me-" and before skipper could turn around he was bashed in the head with the stick and dragged back into the sewer "hey ratte King do me a favor and make sure skippa doesn't come back to the surface okay" private sagte "my pleasure" sagte the ratte king and then private went back to H.Q. and fell asleep unaware about someone who had seen him.
it was 3 o' clock in the morning in the pinguin H.Q. when private woke up and he noticed skipper wasn't in his bunk. "hmm i wonder where skippa is" private sagte to himself then he saw skipper's shadow exiting the front door so he did what any other curious person would do follow him. Private followed skipper down to the sewer and then that's when skipper turned around and saw private "PRIVATE! what are Du doing here?" skipper demanded "uh well y-you see-" "no it's not safe, sicher here private listen to me if I'm not back Von 3:45 pm tell Kowalski he's in charge and do not and I mean DO NOT come looking for me" skipper sagte interrupting private "b-but skippa" private sagte "go private now" skipper demanded "yes sir" private sagte with a tear. So then at 3:45 pm Kowalski asked "where's skipper?" "oh well..." then private explained and he sagte "he also sagte that if he didn't come back that (wait they won't know what he actually said) that I would be in charge for now on" private sagte "what but I'm lieutenant" Kowalski whined "sorry but I'm in charge now" private sagte with a smirk."*sniff* why why would skipper choose private over me I mean come on this doesn't add up." Kowalski whined to Rico "eh" Rico sagte "EVALUATIONS" private sagte "at least he's not as bad as skipper and he'll go easy on us right?" Kowalski sagte "uh-hu" Rico agreed as they both lined up Kowalski saw private looking at skipper's SECRET files "private Du can't do that" Kowalski sagte "do what?" private asked confused "you can't read skipper's files "I'm the leader aren't I?" private sagte "yes p-" "don't Du mean yes SIR?" private sagte interrupting Kowalski "yes sir" Kowalski sighed as he went back on the wall.
9:00 pm private is on recon duty
"I hate recon duty stupid fisch game thing" private sagte as he looked thru the binoculars. Then as private looked through the binoculars he saw skipper and ran down to greet him "skippa your back" private sagte cheerfully "oh so Kowalski put Du on recon duty?" skipper asked "what?" private asked "you know when I told Du to put Kowalski in charge" skipper sagte "oh yes that (man I can't let skippa find out about what I did wait I know)" private said/thought to himself private then picked up a stick and sagte "I'm sorry skippa" skipper then sagte "what do Du me-" and before skipper could turn around he was bashed in the head with the stick and dragged back into the sewer "hey ratte King do me a favor and make sure skippa doesn't come back to the surface okay" private sagte "my pleasure" sagte the ratte king and then private went back to H.Q. and fell asleep unaware about someone who had seen him.