Demerits at Camp Skyline Ranch For Girls
Demerits at Camp Skyline Ranch for Girls
-7 for freezing the ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise packets
-7 for terrorizing local wildlife rangers
-7 for directing all visiting parents into the riflery range, where children were having class.
-7 for referring to splint on foot as ‘toe condom’
-7 for failure to return from one Tag canoeing trip for four days
-7 for rigging the TV to only play the dancing scene from The Breakfast Club
-7 for harboring a fugitive in the snack closet
-7 for breaking into the nurse’s medicine cabinet
-7 for locking self in the Dining Hall and eating all of the dessert
-7 for inviting USA Today to investigate the rumors of an occult gathering under the auditorium
-7 for refusal to leave the boys’ side at the Sadie Hawkins Dance
-7 for leaving Bubba the Demon Bobcat in the head counselor’s bed
-7 for barricading fellow campers in their room Von stacking their trunks in front of their door
-7 for editing schedule to include five free periods
-7 for pushing campers off the trapeze
-7 for suggesting RENT as the Chorus & Drama production
-7 for telling the younger campers that the girl who left last Jahr in the middle of fourth session wasn’t really homesick… she was a zombie
It Had To Happen Sometime
It Had To Happen Sometime
I don’t want him to hate me.
George busch doesn’t like black people.
Addressing envelopes isn’t nearly as freeing as they make it sound.
The herz of the Ocean.
At any gegeben moment, I am two Minuten away from a poncho.
The rattlesnake was unavoidable.
I try on pain of death to avoid parallel parking.
There is no originality, only authenticity.
Tuna tastes nothing like chicken.
I’ll give Du a hint: It’s easier than Du think.
He owes my three dollars. Last I heard he was dead.
The drawer blocked the stove.
How’s the wife? Pregnant, again. Well, that happens.
I Liebe Stephen King! We have Mehr of his Bücher in our room.
Why are entire years strewn on the cutting-room floor of memories?
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other.
HULK SMASH!!
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
Let he among Du without sin be the first to throw a stone.
I want to be like you.
Maybe we’re not in Kansas anymore because it grew tired of us.
Lassie couldn’t rescue her.
I couldn’t kreuz the fence, as it was covered in thorns.
Du used to make me smile.
The dust bowl was totally not worth it.
I’m sorry I couldn’t be what Du wanted.
My daughter was ill that day.
Then I found five dollars.
(It's me.) I'm a koala bear. Honest.
This Artikel lists all of the entries for the first Fanpop's Got Talent competition for easy reference, and was last edited on 10 July 2008 (added voting instructions to the end). I checked with amazondebs - the Boss - about it first, and this should be used to augment link. They're listed here Von order of submission, except (possibly) in cases where I didn't see which of different kinds of submissions (images, articles) were Abgeschickt first on the same day. Where the participants have listed which talents are to be considered, those talents are listed as well.
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