Queen Ke$ha writes on note: Sponge and Starfish Singen stupid song! #idiots (attaches it to bird and sets it free)
King Blowhole: What are Du doing?
Ke$ha: I'm tweeting.
Blowhole: Huh.
Sponge and Pat: Duh duh duh duh doo da do duh duh! Idiot Friends! Duh dee da da doo duh duh duh duh! Idiot Friends!
Blowhole: STOP! (Sponge and Pat stop singing) No Pepsi for you! Princess! Freeze them!
Ice Princess: Shatak Kanata!
Sponge and Pat: AAAAH! (Become frozen)
Blowhole: Hahahahahahahaha! Oh I Liebe being king! Isn't royal life just grand my queen?
Ke$ha: What Evs.
Blowhole: Eh, women today. NEXT!
Ariana Grande comes forward
Blowhole: Ah yes. The peasant. What is your talent.
Ariana: I sing. But I need someone to sing with me.
Blowhole: Who shall sing with the peasant?
(No one Antwort for a few seconds)
Voice: I will! (Everyone looks around to see who sagte it)
Jessie: Aah! The dragon!
(Jake Long enters with boom box as everyone clears his path)
Jake: Don't be afraid people. I came to sing with this young lady. And also teach this king a few tips on popularity.
Blowhole: Oh really? Well in that case, give me all Du got!
Jake: Yes your majesty! (Turns on boom box. Boom box plays beliebt Song)
Ariana singing: La la, la la. Du were the beliebt one, the beliebt fish, it is what it is, now I'm popular-ish.
Jake singing: Du sitting on your thron drinking Pepsi til it's gone, now your working at the theater selling beliebt corn. Du make us feel bad from the things Du do. It ain't so funny when the joke's on you!
Ariana: Ooh, the joke's on you, got everyone laughing, got everyone clapping.
Together: And asking how come Du look so cool? Well that's the only thing that I've learned in school...I sagte that's the only thing that I've learned in school. My problem, I never was a model, I never was a starter, cause Du were always popular, Du were Singen all the songs I don't know, now you're in the front row, cause my song is popular. Popular, I know about popular, it's not about who Du are oder your fancy car, you're only ever who Du were. Popular, I know about popular, and all that Du have to do is be true to you, that's all Du ever need to know.
Ice Princess: I don't know about Du your majesty, but I'm gonna dance!
Blowhole: What? Oh come on, it's not THAT great! What do Du think Ke$ha? (Sees Ke$ha's thron empty) Ke$ha? (Sees Ke$ha walking to Jake and Ariana) Ke$ha get back here! I command you!
Ke$ha rapping: What up Ariana and Jake Long, do Du guys mind if I Mitmachen along?
Jake rapping: Oh no, not at all, I admire your rappin', say have Du ever sang with a dragon?
Ke$ha: No I have not, but now it's fun, this really gets my party on!
Jake: Well I'm very glad we could all get along, now let's get everyone to sing this song!
Jessie: My problem, I never was a model
Gumball: I never was a starter
Orange: Cause Du were always popular
Penguins: Du were singing, all the songs we don't know
Ice Princess: Now you're in the front row
Taylor: Cause my song is popular!
(Jake breathes feuer on Frozen Spongebob and Patrick freeing them)
Sponge and Pat: Hooray!
Spongebob: Did we miss anything?
Jake: Nope, we just begun! 1, 2, 3!
Spongebob: Popular, I know about popular
Patrick: It's not about who Du are oder your fancy car, you're only ever who Du were
Everyone: Popular, we know about popular, and all that Du have to do, is be true to you, that's all Du ever need to know. Popular, we know about popular, and all that Du have to do, is be true to you...
Ariana: ...that's all Du ever need to KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! (Glass shatters)
Everyone applauds and Ariana thanks Jake. Blowhole approaches.
Blowhole: Oh fine! Pepsi for you.
Jake: We don't think so!
Ariana: I'd say, Pepsi for all!
Everyone charges into Blowhole
Orange: I'll spit to that! (spits seed which pops Blowhole's Segway tire. Blowhole falls)
Blowhole: Princess! Freeze that foolish fruit!
Ice Princess: No. I quit! Shatak Kanata! (Freezes Blowhole)
Blowhole: NOOOOOO! (Freezes)
Ke$ha: All hail King Jake!
Ice Princess: And our Sekunde princess, Ariana!
(Everyone cheers and raise Pepsi cans)
Pepsi-The beliebt One
