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Liz: *Playing guitar*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Master Sword: Come on over everyone! We got some great Musik for you.
Skywalker: Did Du forget that we have a Zeigen to run?
Master Sword: You're the host Du know.
Skywalker: Oh, that's right. Hi folks. Skywalker from Bartholomew here, and welcome to the S.S.S.S. This is our last Zeigen of the month. We'll be taking the 31st, and April 7th off to celebrate April Fools, and the beginning of April itself.
Wilson: Does anyone even celebrate April Fools anymore?
Skywalker: Not that I know of. Anyway, here's tonight's schedule.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Back 2 Back

8:30 PM - Later

Bartholomew - Back 2 Back

Skywalker: You'll be seeing Mehr of me later, but first, time for some action in Wyoming.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 35

The Sherman On Sherman hügel

February 1, 1954

Although it was 34 degrees farenheit, the sun was shining in Cheyenne, and the sky was clear from clouds.

Hawkeye: *Playing poker with Stylo* Alright, I'll put in three dollars.
Stylo: *Puts in three dollars* What do Du have?
Hawkeye: Three kings, and two sixes. That gives me a full house.
Stylo: Great, all I had was a three of a kind.
Hawkeye: Aw, gee. That's too bad. Maybe you'll win Weiter time, oh wait. We can't play another round, because our train will be here soon.
Stylo: We have another twenty minutes. Why do Du want to stop so soon?
Hawkeye: That's none of your business.
Stylo: Why is it none of my business?
Hawkeye: That's also none of your business.
Stylo: And why is that none of my business?
Hawkeye: Even that's none of your business.

On sherman hill, some track needed to be repaired. Percy, and Jeff were there to repair the tracks.

Percy: *Putting in new nails* How's the other side doing?
Jeff: Good. When we get further up, we'll have to put in some new sleepers.
Percy: What about the ballast?
Jeff: We can put in new ballast once the sleepers get installed.
Mafia Pony: *Shoots gun at Percy*
Percy: *Lays on ground*
Jeff: *sees mafia*
Mafia Ponies: *Shooting at Jeff*
Jeff: *Taking cover behind inspection car*
Mafia Pony: *Shoots new nail*
Percy: That fucking nail was brand new! Now we have to replace it again!
Jeff: Again?
Percy: Du know what I meant.
Jeff: Should we take a chance, try to get in, and drive away?
Percy: I will if Du want to.
Jeff: Alright. On the count of three. One-
Percy: *Gets in inspection car, and drives away*
Jeff: three. *Runs after car*
Percy: Come on, get in!
Jeff: *Jumps in*
Percy: *drives back to station*

The mafia ponies went to the track, and started damaging it. They were waiting for a train to pass by, so that it would be derailed, and they could steal anything they wanted.

Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like Du told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't get it fixed, we can't get any trains to go up the hill.
Jeff: We're aware of that Pete. Now, how do we stop those gangsters?
Pete: Du mean the mafia?
Jeff: Same thing.
Pete: I know a good friend that can help us. I'll go call him right now. *Goes to office*
Stylo: Jeff, do Du have any money that I can borrow?
Jeff: Why do Du want to borrow money?
Stylo: Pierce keeps winning it from me in poker.
Jeff: Can't Du quit?
Stylo: No. I need that money back now.
Jeff: I can't help you.
Stylo: Aw, please?
Jeff: Nope.

Meanwhile in Pete's office

Pete: Hello, Michael?
Michael: Pete? What's up?
Pete: I have to Abbrechen our meeting. The mafia is attacking us, and we need to fix some track.
Michael: Okay. What time do Du want to postpone the meeting to?
Pete: Weiter friday sounds good.
Michael: Okay. Good luck with those gangsters.
Pete: Mafia.
Michael: Same thing. *Hangs up*
Pete: Now, to make another call. *Dialing number*
Magnum: *Answers phone* Hello.
Pete: Magnum, it's me Pete Reimer.
Magnum: Peter! How are Du my friend?
Pete: Not too bad, but I have a problem. The mafia is attacking us, and they won't let us fix this section of track on Sherman Hill. We need help.
Magnum: Why not call the police?
Pete: They keep getting killed. We need something better then Cheyenne's Finest.
Magnum: How about a tank?
Pete: A tank?! You're crazy.
Magnum: Relax. There's going to be no ammo for the guns. Just drive up to them, scare them, and they won't bother Du at all.
Pete: What kind of tank did Du have in mind?
Magnum: A Sherman. I was just fixing this tank that got back from Korea last year. Du can have it in thirty minutes.
Pete: Sure. Thanks. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Percy told me Du were having trouble with the mafia.
Pete: Relax, I got the problem to get rid of those scumbags.
Hawkeye: Did Du call the cops?
Pete: No. Even better.
Hawkeye: The police?!
Pete: No. A friend of mine is going to bring in a Sherman tank.
Hawkeye: Du have really gone crazy.
Pete: Nope. It wasn't my idea.
Hawkeye: You're still crazy.
Pete: Bullshit. Now get out of here, I'm going to make an announcement.
Hawkeye: *Leaves office*
Pete: *On speaker* Attention everypony. A tank will be here in thirty minutes. Under no circumstances are Du to touch it. I will use it to scare away the mafia, and then it goes back to it's rightful owner. Do not go near the tank at all!

Everypony understood, but Gordon and Coffee Creme were not around to hear the message. They would arrive at the station from Kimball Nebraska.

Gordon, and Coffee Creme arrived at Cheyenne with a freight train. They saw the Sherman, but didn't know why it was there.

Gordon: *Thinks of a plan* It's here. Finally.
Coffee Creme: What is?
Gordon: My tank. I ordered it from a shipping company, and they delivered it to me at last.
Coffee Creme: Du must be very rich if Du can afford a tank.
Gordon: Right. *Stops train near entrance of train yard* We just have to back this up, and get the train into the yard.
Red Rose: *Switches track*
Gordon: *driving backwards into yard*
Coffee Creme: Stop so that the-
Gordon: Caboose is near the switch track. I know. *Stops*
Wilson: *Drives engine to caboose*
Gordon: Wait here, I'll be back. *teleports to end of train*
Wilson: How was your trip?
Gordon: Good. *Uncouples caboose* Du can take this to the other cabooses, and then use the engines on my train to push the cars down the hump.
Wilson: But they aren't switch engines.
Gordon: Does it matter? Get the job done! *teleports back to Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: Welcome back.
Gordon: Yeah. Now, we go to the tank, and I'll Zeigen Du how great I am at driving it. *Teleports himself, and Coffee Creme to the tank*

No one was around when they arrived.

Gordon: *gets in tank*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting outside of tank*
Gordon: *Starts tank*
Pete: *Hears tank* Oh shit. *Runs towards tank*
Gordon: *Starts driving the tank* Weeee!! This is fun.
Coffee Creme: He really can drive a tank.
Pete: *arrives* Who's driving that thing?!
Coffee Creme: Gordon.
Pete: I should have known.
Gordon: *turns tank around* Pete's there to see me... Whoaeihotsuesuahgt, PETE?!!
Pete: Gordon, stop!
Gordon: *Tries to stop tank* I don't know how to stop this thing!! *Drives past Coffee Creme, and Pete*
Coffee Creme: At least he didn't kill us.
Gordon: *Driving tank towards Sherman Hill* What do I do? *Opens hatch* HELP! I'm on a runaway tank!!
Snowflake: Jesus christ.
Orion: And I thought I've done stupid things.
Gordon: *Driving away*
Pete: We need to stop him. Pierce, get a Bigboy right now!
Hawkeye: I'm on it. *Runs to servicing facility*
Jeff: *Maintaining engines*
Hawkeye: Pete wants me to use a Big Boy. Do we have any?
Jeff: Number 4012 is available.
Hawkeye: Good, I'll use that one. *gets into engine*
Jeff: *gets in engine* Might I ask why Du need this?
Hawkeye: To save the day. *Drives engine*
Gordon: *Going up hill*
Mafia Ponies: *Taking spikes out of train tracks*
Gordon: *Sees mafia* Oh no Du don't. *Aims turret, and pulls trigger* What? No ammo! What kind of a dumbass would own a tank, and not put in any ammo?!
Mafia Ponies: Let's get outta here! *Running away*
Gordon: Good. Now they know not to fuck with us. *drives back to station, but is destroying the track*
Hawkeye: *Driving towards Gordon* I see his tank.
Gordon: *Drives out of way*
Hawkeye: *Stopping engine*
Jeff: Will we stop in time?
Hawkeye: I hope so.

They stopped just before the pilot wheels became derailed.

Gordon: *Driving back to station*
Percy: He's coming back.
Pete: Oh no.
Gordon: This is it. I'll be stuck in here forever.

But suddenly, the tank stopped.

Pete: What?
Gordon: *Comes out of tank* Hey everypony. I saved the day.
Ponies: *Booing, and throwing garbage at Gordon*
Pete: Du used up all the gas on this thing!
Gordon: Oh well. *Walks away from everypony* I tried my best.

The End

On The Weiter Episode Of Ponies On The Rails

We get to see some mail trains in action

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 36

Mail pony

February 4, 1954

Pete: *Checks clock* It's almost seven.
Gordon: That means we can go Home soon.
Pete: Yeah, I think everypony knows that.
Gordon: *Waiting for clock to strike seven with excitement*
Metal Gloss: *Drives passenger train to station*
Gordon: Ugh, Metal Gloss is always driving a steam engine. Why can't she drive a diesel for once?
Metal Gloss: *stops train*
Pete: Metal Gloss, Du arrived just in time. It's 7:00 PM, time to go home.
Gordon: *Leaves station as fast as a rocket*
Pete: Wow.
Metal Gloss: See Du tomorrow Pete.
Pete: Actually Metal Gloss, you, Hawkeye, and Stylo have to stay here.
Metal Gloss: Why?
Pete: The mail trains need to be taken care of.

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On some nights, The Union Pacific has mail trains running from Cheyenne. One goes to Denver, and the other goes to North Platte Nebraska.

The train going for Denver is driven Von Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss. The one for North Platte is driven Von Stylo.

Stylo's train only needs one pony, because it's pulled Von two diesels. Two diesels are needed, because the train is too heavy for only one.

On the mail train heading for Denver

Hawkeye: *Driving train*
Metal Gloss: *Shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: That's enough. You'll make this engine explode if Du put too much in.
Metal Gloss: Just doing my job.
Hawkeye: Maybe you're doing it too good.
Metal Gloss: I see a red signal.
Hawkeye: Right. *Applies brakes*
Porters: *Waiting on platform*
Hawkeye: *Stops train at station*
Porters: *Opens car doors, and begin unloading mail*
Hawkeye: I Liebe driving these mail trains. Don't you?
Metal Gloss: Yeah. It's pretty fun.

But for Stylo, it was nowhere near fun. He had to wait at North Platte for another train to bring the mail from St. Foalis.

Engineer: *stops train at station* Sorry I'm late. The boot delivering the mail to my train was delayed, and it made me late.
Porters: That's alright, let's load the mail onto the train quickly. *Loading mail onto train*
Stylo: Finally, they're Wird geladen my train. I had to wait for six hours!
Porter 5: Stylo, come help us.
Stylo: Why me? Who's going to drive the train when all the mail gets loaded?
Porter 5: Good point. My mistake. *Goes back to mail*

Von the time Stylo brought the mail into Cheyenne it was 7 in the morning. The work Tag had already begun.

Stylo: *Climbs out of locomotive, and is very tired*
Percy: Good morning Stylo. You're up early.
Stylo: No, you're wrong. I stayed up late, because of a foul up in St. Foalis.
Pete: *Arrives* What happened?
Stylo: Didn't they tell you? My train was delayed for six hours.
Pete: How did it happen?
Stylo: The boot bringing the mail to St. Foalis was delayed, and it made the train bringing the mail to me late.
Pete: Alright, take the Tag off, and get some rest. Du can come back tomorrow.
Stylo: Thank you. *Leaves station, and goes to parking lot*

Stylo was trying to find his car so that he could leave, but he saw somepony with a helicopter coming towards the station.

Stylo: Wait a minute. What?
Pilot: *Lands Von train tracks*
Railroad Police: What are Du doing here?
Pilot: Mail run. We're here to take all your mail, and get it to Denver.
Stylo: *Arrives* What's going on?
Railroad Police: Stylo, thank goodness it's you. This pony thinks he can fly in here with a helicopter, and steal our mail.
Stylo: What thinks Du can do that?
Pilot: Because I was told to. Nowadays, Du need a vehicle that can fly, and is very reliable, like a helicopter, oder an airplane, oder something that's not a train.
Stylo: I can't believe this shit. *Leaving*
Pete: *Arrives* What in the mother of fuck is happening?
Stylo: See for yourself.
Pete: *Walks up to pilot* What are Du doing?
Pilot: Taking your mail.
Pete: For what reason?
Pilot: Because I was told to Von the mail company at Denver. After what happened with the delay from North Platte, the mail company wants the mail to be delivered Von helicopter.
Pete: Yeah, like that would work out.
Pilot: It actually does. Now hurry up, and get my mail.

So the mail train was brought closer to the helicopter.

Workers: *Loading mail onto helicopter*
Pilot: And now, I am going to finish the job Du could never finish. *Flies away*
Railroad Police: It's just like what Stylo said. I can't believe this is happening.
Pete: Du should have arrested him.
Railroad Police: For what reason? He wasn't breaking the law. oder maybe he was, *Checks book of railroad safety laws* Yeah, he broke the law.
Pilot: *Continues flying to Denver*
Jeff: *Sees helicopter* What in the wide world of Equestria would a helicopter be doing here?
Pilot: *Accidentally drops some mail*
Jeff: *Sees falling mail* Hm, that's strange. *Takes mail* Why would that helicopter be taking the mail that we were going to take to Denver? I better Zeigen this to Pete.

Jeff showed Pete the Lost letters.

Pete: So Du saw this fall out of the helicopter when it was heading to Denver?
Jeff: Yeah.
Pete: Wait a minute. If you're here, who's doing your work on that track?
Jeff: Umm....

Meanwhile on the track that Jeff forgot to fix.

Engineer: *Drives train off tracks*

Back at Cheyenne

Jeff: Percy.
Pete: Ah, good. I knew I could rely on that pegasus.
Jeff: Right. Well, I have to get back to work. *Leaves*

Weiter day, at 7:30 PM, it was time for the mail trains to take off again.

Hawkeye: Du know what would be great?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: If somepony was filming us in the train.
Metal Gloss: Yeah, that would be cool.
Stylo: *Arrives*
Hawkeye: Stylo, we got a problem. Pete says that the mail ponies aren't happy with Du being late.
Stylo: But that wasn't even my fault!
Hawkeye: I know, and so does Pete, but the mail ponies won't listen.
Pilot: *Lands helicopter* Hey, remember me? I was here yesterday morning, but I'm not here to steal your mail, I have something to tell you. The mail could be delivered Von helicopter soon Du know. Perhaps Du should quit your jobs, and Mitmachen me. We could fly helicopters together, they work wonders Du know.
Hawkeye: Fuck you.
Pilot: *Takes off*
Stylo: So now what?
Hawkeye: Now, we drive as fast as possible. Don't stop unless there's a red signal, oder if your engine is low on fuel.
Stylo: Got it.

The mail trains ran like clock work, but Stylo had to stop at a station.

Stylo: What's the matter?
Station Master: There's a pony that needs a ride to North Platte. Please get him there.
Stylo: Sure.
Zufällig Pony: *Climbs in* Thank Du very much.
Stylo: Not a problem. *Drives train*

Weiter morning, Stylo was taking a freight to Denver, but had to stop at a red signal. An airfield was nearby, and the pilot was standing near the fence.

Stylo: Hello.
Pilot: Hi.
Stylo: What's the matter with you? Why aren't your flying your "wonderful" helicopter?
Pilot: The wind is too strong. I've been grounded.
Stylo: I'll tell Du what, Du should quit your job as a pilot, and we could drive trains together. They work wonders Du know.
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Stylo: Good bye. *Drives away*

When Stylo returned to Cheyenne, there was good news.

Pete: I got a newspaper from North Platte, and there's an Artikel from the pony that Du got to North Platte.
Stylo: What does it say?
Pete: It says that we've gegeben a very comfortable ride to this stallion, and the mail trains are the pride of our line.
Stylo: Yes!

The End

On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails

Hawkeye makes some new friends.
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Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Dancing*
Jerry: Summer is over. Why are we playing this song?
Annie: Come on, the weather is still nice. Anyway, my name is Annie, and I'm your hostess for tonight. It's time for back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog...
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Kevin & Liam: *Running past several buildings*
Wayne: Come back here you!!!
Eddie: What did they do to Wayne this time?
Alex: They offered him a drink.
Eddie: What?
Alex: I know. Ridiculous, but I saw the whole thing.
Wayne: My pride is ruined thanks to Du two!!
Annie: *Watching the chase* Okay. That was odd. Anyways, my name is Annie from On The Block, and I'm your hostess tonight. We have a good Zeigen for Du tonight. The schedule is down below.

8:00 PM

Trainz - Back2Back

8:30 PM

Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back

Annie: Enjoy two episodes of Trainz, and Ponies On The Rails.

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Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they Bewegen forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: Really? You've done it again!!! Whatever, let's just get the back to back episodes started.

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Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*...
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The sun rises, and a whole bunch of characters arrive to see each other.

Kevin: We're back!
Tom: *Cheering with Master Sword, Orion, Snowflake, and Snow Wonder*
Sean: Who's hosting?
Carter: Yeah, who's hosting?
Wayne: Why I am. Wayne from The Nut House, serving as your host tonight. We're back after taking three weeks off, and it's wonderful to see Du all again. I have a good Zeigen for you. The schedule is down below.

8:00 PM

On The Block
Ponies On The Rails

8:30 PM

The Nut House - Back2Back

Wayne: What are Du waiting for man? Get the Zeigen started!

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts,...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 7: Race You

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Daniel: *Walking down a sidewalk*
Lew: *Accidentally bumps into Daniel*
Daniel: Hey! What was that for?
Lew: I'm sorry. I didn't see Du there.
Daniel: Yeah right! Du think you're faster than me?!
Lew: No, but since this is an anime, I CHALLENGE Du TO A RACE!!!
Daniel: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Lew: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Daniel: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!...
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Sean: This song has not been played in a long time.
Andrew: It's great to hear it again.

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Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they Bewegen forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Andrew: Ugh.
Sean: I thought we would not hear this song again.
Mr. Wright:...
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Thomas & James: *Going fast down the mainline. They are side Von side*
Hawkeye: Thomas The Tank Engine's back?
Carter: With James.
Alex: I wonder what they're up to.
Tom: It's simple. They're.....

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Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *Dancing in a conga line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. Oh yes they are, they're racing to the wharf. They're racing...
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Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: Du still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, oder welcome for those of Du just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our Sekunde half of the Zeigen with Ponies On The Rails.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...
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Thomas & Ethan: *Opening their mouths, pretending to scream at the beginning*
Sonic: Some intro.
Tom: Yeah. What do Du say we get Du ready for The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Sonic: Me ready. *Grabs a tomahawk* Me just need costume.
Shayne: What's good everyone? I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I got an excellent soundtrack for you, and an excellent schedule. Check it out down below.

8:00 - Now

On The Block - Back2Back

8:30 - Later

Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & Friends - Series Finale

Shayne: I'm sorry, but we...
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Orion: Hey, here's some nice music.
Sean:...rock & roll......
Parker: Nice horns.
Sean: Rock, & Roll!
Saten Twist: Hi, I'm Saten Twist, and-
Sean: ROCK & ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saten Twist: No. Bad talking train. Go back to the yards.
Sean: *Backing away from Saten Twist* This isn't over.
Saten Twist: Du are joining us for the 2nd half of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will be Wird angezeigt On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master...
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Shayne: *Nervously listens to the music*
Kevin: I don't think this is good!
Hawkeye: Usually something bad happens when this song is playing!
Sean The Hedgehog: Run away!
Sonic: I Sekunde that!

Everyone ran away.

Saten Twist: *Appears* Where did everyone go? I'm the host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. The name is Saten Twist Von the way, and I'm in On The Block. The schedule for tonight is down below.

8:00 - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back

8:30 - Later

On The Block
Adventures of Thomas & Friends

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Sean: *Blows his horn as he passes Kevin and Liam with a passenger train*
Liam: Thanks for taking me out here Kevin. This is awesome.
Kevin: I knew you'd like this place.
Master Sword: *Eating an apfel, apple as he trips Wayne*
Wayne: Hey! Du did that on purpose!
Master Sword: No I didn't. Honest. *An angel's halo appears over his head*
Duck: The final segment of this week's Zeigen is starting.
Mr. Nut: Indeed it is. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and I'm your host on this fine evening. We have On The Block, and Ponies On The Rails for Du excellent people. Enjoy.

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Henry: *Going cross-eyed as he pulls a freight train*
Gangster Ponies: *Standing behind two panel vans, pointing Tommy-guns at Henry*
Henry: Duh, that's not supposed to be there.
Gangster Ponies: He's not stopping! Get out of the way! *Running off the train tracks*
Henry: *Pushes the panel vans out of his way*
Pete: Well. I thought they would try to rob one of my trains.
Stylo: Don't give them any ideas sir.
Gangster Ponies: Forget it. We've seen enough trains for one day.
Mr. Nut: How about talking peanuts? Hi. I'm Mr. Nut, from The Nut House, and I'm your host on this fine evening. Our...
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Shayne: Here we go again.
Liam: *Dancing to the Musik with David and Liz*
Mortomis: Get back to our Zeigen already!
Snow Wonder: Don't rush the host.
Thomas: Yeah, what she said. Don't rush me. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine, and I'm your host for tonight. Our last two shows are On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
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Alarm: link

Discord: Why hello there. It's me. Discord. And I'm finally taking over.
Mr. Bruce: Don't forget about me. We're in this together!
Discord: Oh yes, that's right. I almost forgot, and I apologize. I'm just so excited that we're finally doing this. We're going to take over Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: *Crashes into them, disabling the alarm in the process* Only problem is Du two keep setting yourselves up on the train tracks. Let's actually begin, shall we?

Song: link

Kevin: *Walks towards Orion*
Orion: Hey. What are Du supposed to be?
Kevin: A blue circle. My Zeigen just...
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Carter: *Listening to the music* Uh, what's happening?
Saten Twist: Mehr music.
Master Sword: What did Du think was going to happen?
Pete: Hello everyone, Pete Reimer here again. Now it's time for back to back episodes of talking trains. I mean, the Zeigen is Trainz. That's what we're watching. If they could spell the Titel properly though, that would be fantastic.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run Von five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

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Some shows in tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S maybe inappropriate for anyone under 13. Viewer discretion is advised.

Song: link

Sean: *Stops at a station* Ha. I knew we'd here this song again.
Emily: *Speeds Von with her passenger train*
Tom: *Throwing rocks at a switch*
Snowflake: Why are Du doing that?
Tom: No idea. *Hits the switch*

The song began to slow down. Set the speed to 0.5

Tom: Oh, so that's what it does.
Mily: It sounds better at this speed.
Sean: I kinda agree.
Pete: May I Mitmachen Du guys? I'm Pete Reimer from Ponies On The Rails, and I'm hosting tonight. We got a good schedule for Du down...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 6: Du Smell Like Shit

Alinah was walking through town, eating a burrito.

Alinah: *Farts*
Men: *Staring at Alinah with a hard on*
Alinah: *Farts again*

More men were getting a hard on when they heard Alinah fart.

Man 53: *Standing Weiter to his bicycle, eating a sandwich*
Alinah: *Points her butt towards the man, and farts three times*
Man 53: If I...
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Master Sword: *Fighting with Coffee Creme over who should be the host*
Thomas: Don't tell me they're at it again.
Percy: I'm afraid so.
Master Sword: I'm the host!!
Coffee Creme: No! I am.
Sean: We're not finished with this episode yet, so I'm still hosting.
Master Sword: *Shoots lava out of his head* RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: And welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'm still your host. On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends are up next.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

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