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Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: Du still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, oder welcome for those of Du just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our Sekunde half of the Zeigen with Ponies On The Rails.
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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 24
Orion
May 17, 1953
Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.
Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He sagte Du have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to feuer me!
Dock Worker: If Du don't want to work for him, why don't Du just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. Du railroad workers *Walks away*
In Cheyenne
Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are Du telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* Du got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, oder you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. Du want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?
After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.
Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a schreibtisch for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would Du like to speak to?
Gordon: Jesus christ, get me the fucking tabelle company, oder whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to schreibtisch servicing*
schreibtisch seller: Hello, this is schreibtisch servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a schreibtisch made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
schreibtisch seller: How would Du like the schreibtisch delivered?
Gordon: Von train.
schreibtisch seller: Du got it. We'll have the schreibtisch loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: Du haven't done one thing that Pete told Du to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*
Ten Minuten later
Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did Du come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did Du get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will Du promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet Du it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't Du open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies Wird geladen it into the car, they sagte it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything Du say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call Du back in forty minutes, and Du can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some Mehr of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A schreibtisch for Du has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets schreibtisch out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, Du don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this schreibtisch into my office, oder you're fired.
Orion: Du want to feuer me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, Du got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give Du the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*
After three Minuten of arguing, and moving a tabelle
Gordon & Orion: *Gently place schreibtisch in office*
Gordon: Thank Du for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the schreibtisch Du ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet Du don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*
Stylo was Weiter to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.
Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If Du say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*
Inside the office
Gordon: *on phone* So, what do Du think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: Du have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do Du want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen Du two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. Du gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Stylo: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Operator: Operator?
Hawkeye: What are Du waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Stylo: Hahahahaha!
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
President: Hello?
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't Du recognize my voice Du numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, Du can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* Du got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad Du took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, Du sagte Du would when Du made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier Du sagte Du wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Gordon: How?
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are Du blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!
Weiter day, Pete returned
Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Percy: Good.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Pete: So?
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*
The End
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion continues to try, and get fired.
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Shayne: Haven't heard that song in a while. Anyways, I am really going to miss Thomas and his friends. This is their last episode, and we won't see them again after this.
Logan's Heroes
Sir Tophamm Hat ordered a new engine on the Island of Sodor. His name was Logan.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Everyone, say hello to Logan.
Engines: Hello Logan.
Logan: Hi everyone. It's really great to meet you.
Even though most of the engines sagte hello to Logan, they had their doubts, because of the way he looked.
Gordon: He looks too much like a diesel.
James: He's probably a diesel in disguise.
Henry: Duh, what's a disguise?
Gordon: A disguise is something Du wear to prevent others from recognizing you.
Henry: Cool. I'm going to get one of those now. *Leaves the sheds*
Sir Tophamm Hat: With Henry gone, Du may take his berth Logan.
Logan: Thank Du sir.
Gordon: *Glares at Logan as he backs up into the berth Weiter to him*
Logan: Hello. What's your name?
Gordon: Why should I tell you?
James: Du can pretend to be nice to us all Du want, but we're watching Du buddy.
Logan: I'm not pretending. I really want to be your friends.
James: Yeah right.
Gordon: Diesel.
Logan's feelings were hurt. Because of his appearance, James, and Gordon thought he was a spy for the diesels, and didn't want anything to do with him.
The Weiter morning, Thomas, and Percy talked to him at the yards.
Thomas: We heard those mean things Gordon, and James sagte to Du yesterday.
Percy: We like Du no matter what Du look like.
Logan: Thanks Du two.
Thomas: You're welcome. What did Du say your name was?
Logan: Logan.
Thomas: Nice to meet Du Logan. I'm Thomas, and this is Percy.
Percy: Pleased to meet you.
Logan: I'm pleased to meet the both of you. You're very nice engines.
Percy: Thank you.
Thomas: I have to go now. I must run my branchline, and Annie, and Clarabel will be worried if I don't Zeigen up soon. *Puffs away*
Percy: And I have to take some coal cars to the Scientific Research Facility.
Logan: I have to take some fuel there. May I follow Du since I don't know where the facility is?
Percy: Of course.
So Percy collected his coal cars, and went to the Scientific Research Facility. Logan followed with his fuel cars close behind.
Meanwhile, Diesel 10 had an idea on how to stop the steam engines on the Island of Sodor.
Diesel 10: We must eliminate the coal supply on this island!
Splatter: Well how are we gonna do that sir?
Dodge: Yeah. That's impossible.
D261: We might as well just give up.
Diesel 10: Oh no we won't! We're gonna keep fighting until diesels dominate this island. Capture as many steam engines as Du can.
Diesel: Du heard him, let's do it!
Arry, and Bert went to capture Rosie, and James.
Diesel teamed up with Splatter, and Dodge to capture Adam, and Emily.
D199 lured Henry towards Diesel 10 with a freight car that smelled like Schokolade chip cookies.
D199: That's right Henry, keep following the freight car with cookies.
Henry: *Following D199* I like Schokolade chip cookies.
D261 got Lady, Duck, and Oliver, and the others got Gordon.
Diesel 10: Good work everyone. Du captured nine steamies.
Dodge: Right.
Splatter: But Du mentioned something about eliminating their coal supply.
Diesel 10: Oh yes. We will go to the scientific research facility for that. oder at least I will. The rest of Du must make sure these engines don't escape.
Gordon: Du better let us escape, oder you're in trouble!
Rosie: We'll get out of here whether Du go easy on us, oder not!
Henry: *Going kreuz eyed* Duh, I never got my cookies.
James: Who cares?!
Henry: I do.
Pinchy: *Takes coal from Emily's tender*
Duck: What are Du going to do?
Diesel 10: I'm taking this coal to be analysed Von a computer. Once it's finished being analysed, I will have all of the coal on this island, ELIMINATED!! *Laughs*
Lady: Who's going to save us now?
Oliver: They didn't capture Thomas, and Percy.
Rosie: Donald, and Douglas are still here.
Henry: Duh, when do I get a Schokolade chip cookie?
Others: BE QUIET!!
Meanwhile at Sodor's Scientific Research Facility
Percy & Logan: *Arrive with their trains*
Logan: Ah, that was a good run.
Percy: Yes it was. I like pulling trains here.
Diesel 10: *Arrives* Ah hello Percy. *Looks at Logan* I see you're outnumbered two to one.
Percy: Excuse me?
Diesel 10: Two diesels, and one steamy. Make sure he doesn't escape. I have to do something.
He was moving forward, but he quickly felt something pulling him backwards.
Diesel 10: What the?!
Thomas: *Has his brakes on, preventing Diesel 10 from going* Get out of here Du two, and head to the diesel works! They need your help down there!
Percy & Logan: *Leaving*
Diesel 10: *Pushing Thomas* I'll get Du derailed puffball.
Thomas: *Moves backwards as fast as he can*
Diesel 10: *Realizing he is still coupled on to Thomas* Ah!!! Slow down!!!
Thomas: No thanks. I Liebe going really fast. One time I even broke the sound barrier. I remember that one time two years ago, I was pulling some chemical cars, and I derailed. The chemicals splashed all over me, and got into my system. Then, I got the power to brakes the sound barrier Von going fast.
Diesel 10: *Very angry* Stop talking!!!!!!!
Thomas: *Uncouples from Diesel 10, and goes faster onto another track. He then goes forward*
Diesel 10: Wait. What? *Crashes into a set of buffers*
Inside the Diesel Works
Logan: *Arrives with Percy*
Splatter: Hey. Who are you?
Gordon: *Sees Logan* Oh great! It's that new engine, and he captured Percy.
James: I knew we shouldn't have trusted him.
Logan: Hi. I brought in a prisoner.
D261: Thank you.
Logan: You're.. *Pushes D261* Welcome!
D261: Aahhhhh! *Runs into Arry, and Bert. The three diesels are derailed*
Percy: Everyone get out of here, now!
Gordon: All steamies follow me! *Leaving diesel works*
James: *Behind Gordon* We're almost out of here.
D199: *Blocking the tracks that lead out of the diesel works* I don't think so.
Thomas: *Pulls D199 out of the way* But I do.
All of the steam engines were escaping.
D199: This is not supposed to happen!!
Thomas: Yes it is. *Uncouples from D199, and leaves*
Back at Tidmouth Sheds, Sir Tophamm Hat heard about everything that happened.
James: If it weren't for Logan, we'd be stuck at the Diesel Works forever.
Duck: He is our hero.
Logan: Thanks everyone. Thomas, and Percy, Du are my heroes. Du helped me when everyone else made fun of me, and for that, I thank you.
Thomas & Percy: You're welcome.
The End
Thomas: *Leaving with Percy, and every other engine* Goodbye everyone.
Percy: We'll all miss you.
Shayne: We'll miss Du too. At least, I will, and that's our show. Come back Weiter week for another Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: Du still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, oder welcome for those of Du just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our Sekunde half of the Zeigen with Ponies On The Rails.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 24
Orion
May 17, 1953
Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.
Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He sagte Du have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to feuer me!
Dock Worker: If Du don't want to work for him, why don't Du just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. Du railroad workers *Walks away*
In Cheyenne
Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are Du telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* Du got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, oder you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. Du want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?
After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.
Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a schreibtisch for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would Du like to speak to?
Gordon: Jesus christ, get me the fucking tabelle company, oder whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to schreibtisch servicing*
schreibtisch seller: Hello, this is schreibtisch servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a schreibtisch made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
schreibtisch seller: How would Du like the schreibtisch delivered?
Gordon: Von train.
schreibtisch seller: Du got it. We'll have the schreibtisch loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: Du haven't done one thing that Pete told Du to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*
Ten Minuten later
Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did Du come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did Du get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will Du promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet Du it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't Du open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies Wird geladen it into the car, they sagte it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything Du say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call Du back in forty minutes, and Du can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some Mehr of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A schreibtisch for Du has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets schreibtisch out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, Du don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this schreibtisch into my office, oder you're fired.
Orion: Du want to feuer me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, Du got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give Du the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*
After three Minuten of arguing, and moving a tabelle
Gordon & Orion: *Gently place schreibtisch in office*
Gordon: Thank Du for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the schreibtisch Du ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet Du don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*
Stylo was Weiter to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.
Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If Du say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*
Inside the office
Gordon: *on phone* So, what do Du think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: Du have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do Du want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen Du two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. Du gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Stylo: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Operator: Operator?
Hawkeye: What are Du waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Stylo: Hahahahaha!
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
President: Hello?
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't Du recognize my voice Du numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, Du can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* Du got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad Du took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, Du sagte Du would when Du made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier Du sagte Du wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Gordon: How?
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are Du blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!
Weiter day, Pete returned
Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Percy: Good.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Pete: So?
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*
The End
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion continues to try, and get fired.
Song: link
Shayne: Haven't heard that song in a while. Anyways, I am really going to miss Thomas and his friends. This is their last episode, and we won't see them again after this.
Logan's Heroes
Sir Tophamm Hat ordered a new engine on the Island of Sodor. His name was Logan.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Everyone, say hello to Logan.
Engines: Hello Logan.
Logan: Hi everyone. It's really great to meet you.
Even though most of the engines sagte hello to Logan, they had their doubts, because of the way he looked.
Gordon: He looks too much like a diesel.
James: He's probably a diesel in disguise.
Henry: Duh, what's a disguise?
Gordon: A disguise is something Du wear to prevent others from recognizing you.
Henry: Cool. I'm going to get one of those now. *Leaves the sheds*
Sir Tophamm Hat: With Henry gone, Du may take his berth Logan.
Logan: Thank Du sir.
Gordon: *Glares at Logan as he backs up into the berth Weiter to him*
Logan: Hello. What's your name?
Gordon: Why should I tell you?
James: Du can pretend to be nice to us all Du want, but we're watching Du buddy.
Logan: I'm not pretending. I really want to be your friends.
James: Yeah right.
Gordon: Diesel.
Logan's feelings were hurt. Because of his appearance, James, and Gordon thought he was a spy for the diesels, and didn't want anything to do with him.
The Weiter morning, Thomas, and Percy talked to him at the yards.
Thomas: We heard those mean things Gordon, and James sagte to Du yesterday.
Percy: We like Du no matter what Du look like.
Logan: Thanks Du two.
Thomas: You're welcome. What did Du say your name was?
Logan: Logan.
Thomas: Nice to meet Du Logan. I'm Thomas, and this is Percy.
Percy: Pleased to meet you.
Logan: I'm pleased to meet the both of you. You're very nice engines.
Percy: Thank you.
Thomas: I have to go now. I must run my branchline, and Annie, and Clarabel will be worried if I don't Zeigen up soon. *Puffs away*
Percy: And I have to take some coal cars to the Scientific Research Facility.
Logan: I have to take some fuel there. May I follow Du since I don't know where the facility is?
Percy: Of course.
So Percy collected his coal cars, and went to the Scientific Research Facility. Logan followed with his fuel cars close behind.
Meanwhile, Diesel 10 had an idea on how to stop the steam engines on the Island of Sodor.
Diesel 10: We must eliminate the coal supply on this island!
Splatter: Well how are we gonna do that sir?
Dodge: Yeah. That's impossible.
D261: We might as well just give up.
Diesel 10: Oh no we won't! We're gonna keep fighting until diesels dominate this island. Capture as many steam engines as Du can.
Diesel: Du heard him, let's do it!
Arry, and Bert went to capture Rosie, and James.
Diesel teamed up with Splatter, and Dodge to capture Adam, and Emily.
D199 lured Henry towards Diesel 10 with a freight car that smelled like Schokolade chip cookies.
D199: That's right Henry, keep following the freight car with cookies.
Henry: *Following D199* I like Schokolade chip cookies.
D261 got Lady, Duck, and Oliver, and the others got Gordon.
Diesel 10: Good work everyone. Du captured nine steamies.
Dodge: Right.
Splatter: But Du mentioned something about eliminating their coal supply.
Diesel 10: Oh yes. We will go to the scientific research facility for that. oder at least I will. The rest of Du must make sure these engines don't escape.
Gordon: Du better let us escape, oder you're in trouble!
Rosie: We'll get out of here whether Du go easy on us, oder not!
Henry: *Going kreuz eyed* Duh, I never got my cookies.
James: Who cares?!
Henry: I do.
Pinchy: *Takes coal from Emily's tender*
Duck: What are Du going to do?
Diesel 10: I'm taking this coal to be analysed Von a computer. Once it's finished being analysed, I will have all of the coal on this island, ELIMINATED!! *Laughs*
Lady: Who's going to save us now?
Oliver: They didn't capture Thomas, and Percy.
Rosie: Donald, and Douglas are still here.
Henry: Duh, when do I get a Schokolade chip cookie?
Others: BE QUIET!!
Meanwhile at Sodor's Scientific Research Facility
Percy & Logan: *Arrive with their trains*
Logan: Ah, that was a good run.
Percy: Yes it was. I like pulling trains here.
Diesel 10: *Arrives* Ah hello Percy. *Looks at Logan* I see you're outnumbered two to one.
Percy: Excuse me?
Diesel 10: Two diesels, and one steamy. Make sure he doesn't escape. I have to do something.
He was moving forward, but he quickly felt something pulling him backwards.
Diesel 10: What the?!
Thomas: *Has his brakes on, preventing Diesel 10 from going* Get out of here Du two, and head to the diesel works! They need your help down there!
Percy & Logan: *Leaving*
Diesel 10: *Pushing Thomas* I'll get Du derailed puffball.
Thomas: *Moves backwards as fast as he can*
Diesel 10: *Realizing he is still coupled on to Thomas* Ah!!! Slow down!!!
Thomas: No thanks. I Liebe going really fast. One time I even broke the sound barrier. I remember that one time two years ago, I was pulling some chemical cars, and I derailed. The chemicals splashed all over me, and got into my system. Then, I got the power to brakes the sound barrier Von going fast.
Diesel 10: *Very angry* Stop talking!!!!!!!
Thomas: *Uncouples from Diesel 10, and goes faster onto another track. He then goes forward*
Diesel 10: Wait. What? *Crashes into a set of buffers*
Inside the Diesel Works
Logan: *Arrives with Percy*
Splatter: Hey. Who are you?
Gordon: *Sees Logan* Oh great! It's that new engine, and he captured Percy.
James: I knew we shouldn't have trusted him.
Logan: Hi. I brought in a prisoner.
D261: Thank you.
Logan: You're.. *Pushes D261* Welcome!
D261: Aahhhhh! *Runs into Arry, and Bert. The three diesels are derailed*
Percy: Everyone get out of here, now!
Gordon: All steamies follow me! *Leaving diesel works*
James: *Behind Gordon* We're almost out of here.
D199: *Blocking the tracks that lead out of the diesel works* I don't think so.
Thomas: *Pulls D199 out of the way* But I do.
All of the steam engines were escaping.
D199: This is not supposed to happen!!
Thomas: Yes it is. *Uncouples from D199, and leaves*
Back at Tidmouth Sheds, Sir Tophamm Hat heard about everything that happened.
James: If it weren't for Logan, we'd be stuck at the Diesel Works forever.
Duck: He is our hero.
Logan: Thanks everyone. Thomas, and Percy, Du are my heroes. Du helped me when everyone else made fun of me, and for that, I thank you.
Thomas & Percy: You're welcome.
The End
Thomas: *Leaving with Percy, and every other engine* Goodbye everyone.
Percy: We'll all miss you.
Shayne: We'll miss Du too. At least, I will, and that's our show. Come back Weiter week for another Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
