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I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT
Shop 'til Du drop
Previously BPOV
That first night was terrible. As the days went on I became Mehr numb. If I ever came out alive I wouldn't be able to have kids because of that one night when they stabbed me in the stomach and I got a huge infection. I hated Edward for making me relive this, it was my worst nightmare replayed. Mike, Eric, Lauren, Jessica, and Tyler were all arrested and I watched from the trees as my father cried and my old Friends faces become stone masks.
I stopped dry sobbing and cleaned myself up. Rose wanted to kill mike and Tyler and the others but I sagte no because this was my chance at a new life, a new start. Maybe if I did kill them I would have some closure but it was all in the past now. Rose and Alice came in saw my expression and hugged me until I cried my last non existent tears out. I hope that Edward never makes me feel like this again.
NOW BPOV
I cried the last of my tears and struggled to take deep calming breaths to forget the horrible memories. Okay since I broke an old vow I am making a new one, it's called 'Make Edward Volturi's life oder in this case existence a living hell'.
"Oh I don't like that look. Well I kinda do just don't be pranking me Bells" Rosalie said. I just smirked and got out of her and Alice's embrace and walked over to a mirror. My hair was an absolute mess, my clothes wrinkled, and if I was still human my eyes would be red and puffy. I go into the walk in closet and pulled out black shorts with suspenders along with a rosa shirt. The reason why the hemd, shirt was rosa was to appease Alice since it is her Favorit color. I brushed my hair and put it into a loose ponytail before I went back out. Rosalie and Alice haven't moved an inch since I left.
"So girls how about we do some shopping since we don't know when the jackasses are going to let us go." I say and there faces immediately brighten up.
"Wait, I thought Du hated shopping?"Rose questioned.
"Well yeah but if it gets me out of here I will do anything. Plus we can just borrow one of their cars to go, that alone is worth the trip."
"Ooh Du are evil, let's go." Alice ran to the door before she paused and turned back to face me. "Wait then what was that evil glint in your eye for?"
"Oh, I'm going to make Edward Volturi's life a living hell. Du in?"
"Hell yeah!" They chorused. There was a knock on the door and Alice seeing as she was right there opened it to reveal Jane. Now what was she doing here?
"Can I be in it too?" She asked.
"Um, aren't they like your leaders?" I Frage stupidly but seriously she was one of there most valued guards why would she want to torture Edward?
"Well to be honest I heard the fight Du had with Edward and I realized Du were right. Plus I hate the guy and would Liebe to torture him."
"Then hell yeah besides we need someone that has inside information. Well right now we are going shopping Du in?" She nodded her head in agreement. After she led us through Mehr twists and turns and down a couple flights of stairs we reached a garage big enough to hold three airplanes with rows upon rows of cars old, new, vintage, and some Models that weren't even sold in stores yet. Rose looked like she died (again) and gone to heaven. We dragged her to a Black Land Rover that Rose happily drove all the way to the mall.
On the way there we were belting out lyrics to all Zufällig songs but when Miley Cyrus came on we immediately switched channels. The Weiter channel was all in /Spanish but it was better than listening to her. Singen in Spanish we headed through the busy streets of Volterra to go to the mall.
EPOV
What is with this girl? I ask her a few Fragen she yells at me and runs off. Right now I was still in the same spot she left me being completely and utterly confused. No one has ever talked to me lie that ever.
I take a deep breath and smell blood but the blood was mixed with something very unappealing. I run over to see a brown bear. Being curious I jumped on it to taste its blood. After ten Minuten I finally drained the bär and had to keep from gagging. It tasted absolutely awful. Looking down my clothes were ripped and shredded beyond repair.
I run back to the schloss and walk to my room. Opening the door I see my father Lesen a book looking completely bored. He looks up upon my arrival and raises an eyebrow at my tattered clothes.
"Do I want to know?" He questioned. I sighed and went in to my closet grabbing a pair of jeans and a green button down shirt.
"I saw Bella drinking an elk, we got into a fight, a verbal one, and she ran off. I was curious to taste the animal diet and the bär I picked didn't wan to go down." I say and walk back out buttoning the last button on my hemd, shirt but left a few open so Du could see my chest that made all the girls drool.
"Ah I see. Well today Du saw how Isabella was completely immune to the blood." I nodded my head. "Well I think I might have another way to convince her to stay."
"And what is that."
"I'm surprised Du didn't just read my mind to figure it out."
"I respect your privacy."
"Alright then. Make her fall in Liebe with you."
"What?"
"Make her fall in Liebe with you." He says as if it's the simplest thing in the world. "Seduce her, charm her. Anything for her to get on her side." He got up and patted my shoulder. "It should be easy for Du son. And if Du win her over she would make a fine Queen for you." He smiled once Mehr and left. It seemed easy enough but Bella was stubborn as hell. Well I like a challenge.
BPOV
Right now we were in some Italian store that I can't even pronounce but it reminded me a lot of Kohl's. I was in the dressing room with a mountain of clothes with the girls outside waiting for me. Turns out Jane was a pretty cool girl and very sneaky. I put on a purple and lack rock that was ruffled and had some holes in it. I put on a tight black shirt, high-tops and walked out doing a little twirl to which they all whistled.
"So Jane when were Du changed?" I asked. It has been like this the past two hours. Us asking Zufällig Fragen to each other and answering them no matter how embarrassing.
"I was fourteen. How old did Du think I was?"
"To be honest twelve." I go back into the dressing room and picked up all the Alice, Rose, and Jane approved clothes bought them and flirted with an Italian guy to go put them in our car. If I was right I had 12 bags of clothes, Jane had 7, Alice had 9, and Rose had 5. Thank God that car has a lot of room. I led the girls over to a store that was very similar to Wal-mart.
"I thought we were going back to the castle." Jane questions.
"Yes but then we wouldn't have material to get back at Eddie. Oh and Alice, Rose call him that from now on. Jane still call him master oder whatever so he doesn't get suspicious of you." They all nod their heads in agreement. I get a karte, warenkorb and started picking out dyes for hair and body, spray paint, silly string, balloons, scissors, colored paper, markers, sparkly dust, feathers, glue, plastic jewels, lipstick and other varieties of make up, and lastly a plastic crown. I walk over to the cashier and she just smiles knowingly as if she sees this all the time. 4 bags later of pranking stuff we head back.
--------------------------------------------------"Okay Jane." I say right now we are all in my room with a big piece of white paper to make a Liste of plans; everything else is put away safely. "What does Edward Liebe the most?"
"Oh were to begin. Well let's see his car, his piano, and his books." The Liste just kept going on and on. "And lastly his hair." I pause at that one.
"His hair?" I say slowly. I look at the Liste and back up at her. "Is he gay?" I say in the most serious voice ever while all of them start cracking up. "Okay so since we have some nice neon rosa hair dye I think we begin." I say with a smirk.
Going out with the hair dye and purple paint that will stain his skin for good we go to his room. Right at the door Alice stops me.
"Won't he smell our scents?" I just smirk and gave her a look that says I've got it covered. "Okay then Jane we will be in and out Du be the lookout okay." Jane nods her head and we go in. His room is twice the size of mine but other than that it seems the same. We go into the bathroom that should be considered a room and get to work. I put the rosa dye in his shampoo and Alice puts the purple dye into the body wash while Rose puts up a piece of plastic that looks like the mirror but won't give Du a reflection. I Suchen his cabinets and find body spray. I grab and unopened one opened it and sprayed his whole room to cover our scents. Step 1 in making his life a living hell complete.
We rush out and go outside where Emmett, Jasper, Eddie, Felix, and Demetri were having a water balloon fight. Ah this is too easy. I fill a balloon with smashed Schokolade cake we got from the Essen court and threw it directly at Edward and was satisfied when I hear him scream. We cover our laughs with our hands and teilt, split up waiting for step 1 to commence.
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I was in the bibliothek Lesen Romeo and Juliet with Alice and Rose talking about some Gucci geldbörse thing and Jane looked like she was preparing an essay with all the Bücher she has scattered around her. We figured it would be better if we were all in the same place to hear our plan work out.
"Ugh when is he going to figure it out?" Rose says exasperated.
"Figure what out?" We all turn to see Edward and boy did our plan work. His hair was a bright rosa and his skin purple. How had he not noticed?
"That Emmett's an idiot." I say and have to turn back around to keep from laughing. Just then Aro came in. Man this just keeps getting better and better.
"Oh there Du all are I was just wondering." Then his mind finally processed Edwards look. "Uh son what did Du do with your hair?"
Edward looks confused before he runs somewhere in the schloss to find a mirror. And this time I quirk a smile when I hear a scream of what happened to my hair and face. My God he set himself up perfectly for an insult and no one had the balls to do it.
"So what were Du girls up to?" Aro asks, seeming oblivious to his son's reaction.
"Oh Du know." I flipped to the Weiter page. "Just shopped until we dropped." I think our stay here is going to be fun.
I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT
Shop 'til Du drop
Previously BPOV
That first night was terrible. As the days went on I became Mehr numb. If I ever came out alive I wouldn't be able to have kids because of that one night when they stabbed me in the stomach and I got a huge infection. I hated Edward for making me relive this, it was my worst nightmare replayed. Mike, Eric, Lauren, Jessica, and Tyler were all arrested and I watched from the trees as my father cried and my old Friends faces become stone masks.
I stopped dry sobbing and cleaned myself up. Rose wanted to kill mike and Tyler and the others but I sagte no because this was my chance at a new life, a new start. Maybe if I did kill them I would have some closure but it was all in the past now. Rose and Alice came in saw my expression and hugged me until I cried my last non existent tears out. I hope that Edward never makes me feel like this again.
NOW BPOV
I cried the last of my tears and struggled to take deep calming breaths to forget the horrible memories. Okay since I broke an old vow I am making a new one, it's called 'Make Edward Volturi's life oder in this case existence a living hell'.
"Oh I don't like that look. Well I kinda do just don't be pranking me Bells" Rosalie said. I just smirked and got out of her and Alice's embrace and walked over to a mirror. My hair was an absolute mess, my clothes wrinkled, and if I was still human my eyes would be red and puffy. I go into the walk in closet and pulled out black shorts with suspenders along with a rosa shirt. The reason why the hemd, shirt was rosa was to appease Alice since it is her Favorit color. I brushed my hair and put it into a loose ponytail before I went back out. Rosalie and Alice haven't moved an inch since I left.
"So girls how about we do some shopping since we don't know when the jackasses are going to let us go." I say and there faces immediately brighten up.
"Wait, I thought Du hated shopping?"Rose questioned.
"Well yeah but if it gets me out of here I will do anything. Plus we can just borrow one of their cars to go, that alone is worth the trip."
"Ooh Du are evil, let's go." Alice ran to the door before she paused and turned back to face me. "Wait then what was that evil glint in your eye for?"
"Oh, I'm going to make Edward Volturi's life a living hell. Du in?"
"Hell yeah!" They chorused. There was a knock on the door and Alice seeing as she was right there opened it to reveal Jane. Now what was she doing here?
"Can I be in it too?" She asked.
"Um, aren't they like your leaders?" I Frage stupidly but seriously she was one of there most valued guards why would she want to torture Edward?
"Well to be honest I heard the fight Du had with Edward and I realized Du were right. Plus I hate the guy and would Liebe to torture him."
"Then hell yeah besides we need someone that has inside information. Well right now we are going shopping Du in?" She nodded her head in agreement. After she led us through Mehr twists and turns and down a couple flights of stairs we reached a garage big enough to hold three airplanes with rows upon rows of cars old, new, vintage, and some Models that weren't even sold in stores yet. Rose looked like she died (again) and gone to heaven. We dragged her to a Black Land Rover that Rose happily drove all the way to the mall.
On the way there we were belting out lyrics to all Zufällig songs but when Miley Cyrus came on we immediately switched channels. The Weiter channel was all in /Spanish but it was better than listening to her. Singen in Spanish we headed through the busy streets of Volterra to go to the mall.
EPOV
What is with this girl? I ask her a few Fragen she yells at me and runs off. Right now I was still in the same spot she left me being completely and utterly confused. No one has ever talked to me lie that ever.
I take a deep breath and smell blood but the blood was mixed with something very unappealing. I run over to see a brown bear. Being curious I jumped on it to taste its blood. After ten Minuten I finally drained the bär and had to keep from gagging. It tasted absolutely awful. Looking down my clothes were ripped and shredded beyond repair.
I run back to the schloss and walk to my room. Opening the door I see my father Lesen a book looking completely bored. He looks up upon my arrival and raises an eyebrow at my tattered clothes.
"Do I want to know?" He questioned. I sighed and went in to my closet grabbing a pair of jeans and a green button down shirt.
"I saw Bella drinking an elk, we got into a fight, a verbal one, and she ran off. I was curious to taste the animal diet and the bär I picked didn't wan to go down." I say and walk back out buttoning the last button on my hemd, shirt but left a few open so Du could see my chest that made all the girls drool.
"Ah I see. Well today Du saw how Isabella was completely immune to the blood." I nodded my head. "Well I think I might have another way to convince her to stay."
"And what is that."
"I'm surprised Du didn't just read my mind to figure it out."
"I respect your privacy."
"Alright then. Make her fall in Liebe with you."
"What?"
"Make her fall in Liebe with you." He says as if it's the simplest thing in the world. "Seduce her, charm her. Anything for her to get on her side." He got up and patted my shoulder. "It should be easy for Du son. And if Du win her over she would make a fine Queen for you." He smiled once Mehr and left. It seemed easy enough but Bella was stubborn as hell. Well I like a challenge.
BPOV
Right now we were in some Italian store that I can't even pronounce but it reminded me a lot of Kohl's. I was in the dressing room with a mountain of clothes with the girls outside waiting for me. Turns out Jane was a pretty cool girl and very sneaky. I put on a purple and lack rock that was ruffled and had some holes in it. I put on a tight black shirt, high-tops and walked out doing a little twirl to which they all whistled.
"So Jane when were Du changed?" I asked. It has been like this the past two hours. Us asking Zufällig Fragen to each other and answering them no matter how embarrassing.
"I was fourteen. How old did Du think I was?"
"To be honest twelve." I go back into the dressing room and picked up all the Alice, Rose, and Jane approved clothes bought them and flirted with an Italian guy to go put them in our car. If I was right I had 12 bags of clothes, Jane had 7, Alice had 9, and Rose had 5. Thank God that car has a lot of room. I led the girls over to a store that was very similar to Wal-mart.
"I thought we were going back to the castle." Jane questions.
"Yes but then we wouldn't have material to get back at Eddie. Oh and Alice, Rose call him that from now on. Jane still call him master oder whatever so he doesn't get suspicious of you." They all nod their heads in agreement. I get a karte, warenkorb and started picking out dyes for hair and body, spray paint, silly string, balloons, scissors, colored paper, markers, sparkly dust, feathers, glue, plastic jewels, lipstick and other varieties of make up, and lastly a plastic crown. I walk over to the cashier and she just smiles knowingly as if she sees this all the time. 4 bags later of pranking stuff we head back.
--------------------------------------------------"Okay Jane." I say right now we are all in my room with a big piece of white paper to make a Liste of plans; everything else is put away safely. "What does Edward Liebe the most?"
"Oh were to begin. Well let's see his car, his piano, and his books." The Liste just kept going on and on. "And lastly his hair." I pause at that one.
"His hair?" I say slowly. I look at the Liste and back up at her. "Is he gay?" I say in the most serious voice ever while all of them start cracking up. "Okay so since we have some nice neon rosa hair dye I think we begin." I say with a smirk.
Going out with the hair dye and purple paint that will stain his skin for good we go to his room. Right at the door Alice stops me.
"Won't he smell our scents?" I just smirk and gave her a look that says I've got it covered. "Okay then Jane we will be in and out Du be the lookout okay." Jane nods her head and we go in. His room is twice the size of mine but other than that it seems the same. We go into the bathroom that should be considered a room and get to work. I put the rosa dye in his shampoo and Alice puts the purple dye into the body wash while Rose puts up a piece of plastic that looks like the mirror but won't give Du a reflection. I Suchen his cabinets and find body spray. I grab and unopened one opened it and sprayed his whole room to cover our scents. Step 1 in making his life a living hell complete.
We rush out and go outside where Emmett, Jasper, Eddie, Felix, and Demetri were having a water balloon fight. Ah this is too easy. I fill a balloon with smashed Schokolade cake we got from the Essen court and threw it directly at Edward and was satisfied when I hear him scream. We cover our laughs with our hands and teilt, split up waiting for step 1 to commence.
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I was in the bibliothek Lesen Romeo and Juliet with Alice and Rose talking about some Gucci geldbörse thing and Jane looked like she was preparing an essay with all the Bücher she has scattered around her. We figured it would be better if we were all in the same place to hear our plan work out.
"Ugh when is he going to figure it out?" Rose says exasperated.
"Figure what out?" We all turn to see Edward and boy did our plan work. His hair was a bright rosa and his skin purple. How had he not noticed?
"That Emmett's an idiot." I say and have to turn back around to keep from laughing. Just then Aro came in. Man this just keeps getting better and better.
"Oh there Du all are I was just wondering." Then his mind finally processed Edwards look. "Uh son what did Du do with your hair?"
Edward looks confused before he runs somewhere in the schloss to find a mirror. And this time I quirk a smile when I hear a scream of what happened to my hair and face. My God he set himself up perfectly for an insult and no one had the balls to do it.
"So what were Du girls up to?" Aro asks, seeming oblivious to his son's reaction.
"Oh Du know." I flipped to the Weiter page. "Just shopped until we dropped." I think our stay here is going to be fun.
