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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a blume in the yard. I tried to plant it Von the Sandbox, but Lisa sagte that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for Zeigen and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa sagte people came to the porch and...

SCENE 1:

Michael: Yeah. Because all I did was pull Du out of a trash town and into a mansion in Los Santos.. And what do I get!?.. Nothing., nothing but an old picture of Du in an old Hooker uniform, that I occasionally masterbate towards.

Jimmy: As do I

Micheal: (disgusted) OH MY GOD! That's disguesting! That's your mother!

Jimmy: I'm just being hones-

Micheal: (angrily) Get out! Get out of my house!

Jimmy: Bu-

Micheal: (punches violent hole in wall) I sagte GET OUT!

(later that same evening)

Amanda: I don't like this Micheal.

Jimmy: Yeah.. Uncle T? Man?

Mixheal: (glares) Jimmy?... Who let Du back...

As much as I Liebe grand 5.
It can never compare to GTA 4.

Partially because.
Number 5 isn't very serious.
It's much Mehr comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is actually a pretty "deep" game when Du think about it.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, Du have the choice of killing him oder letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better....

#5: HATER WARS
It's NOT just MLP either.
It's Fanpop and fanfiction in general.
Opinions aren't allowed. If Du say Du don't like something, and have every right to say that. Everybody fuckin hates you!!

#4: ALICORN TWILIGHT HATERS:
I can't tell Du how many times I had to turn down people trying to get me to Mitmachen Foren of getting the creaters to change Twilight back..
Three reasons..
1: and I CAN'T express this enough.. I couldn't give a rats ass, WHAT happens to the character..
2: She's cuter as an alicorn..
3: Do Du really think the writers are even able to discover your dumb forums.. And...

Song: Khaab
Artist: Akhil ft. Parmish Verma


Main jadon tere khwaaban wale raah tureya
Main tureya bada na maithon jawein mudeya
O jive rehnde panne naal panne judd de
Main ravaan tere naal ohna wangu judeya

When I started walking on the path of your dreams
I walked alot and I just couldn't turn around
You know how pages are connected in a book
I am connected with Du just like that


Main likhda hunda si tere baare adiye
Jaa ke puchle gawah ne taare adiye
Jo karde mazak ohna hass lainde
Jo taane kassde ohna nu kass lainde

Sweetheart, I used to write about you
You can go ask the stars as they witnessed it
Let...

I Liebe this friggin song!



It ain't fading!
Maan I gotta let it out!
Am I crazy!?
Screaming, nothing ever comes out!
I keep feeling, lost!
I'll never find my way out!
I'm not thanking, them!
Unless the truth can pour out!


Give me some courage!
Beating me down now for some time!
Are Du laughing, am I funny?
I hate inside.
I HATE INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!


I'll take this time!
To let out what's inside!
Cuz I will break!
Sometimes I wish you'd die!
Full of sorrow!
You raped and stahl, stola my pride!
And all this hate!
Is bottled up inside!


My heart's breaking!
Maan Du really ripped it out!
You take...

SCENE 1:
Michael: Alright everyone... Here's the game plan.. We're all professionals. We all know the score... We ride over. Grab what we need.. And walk wait though the front door... Packie.. I hope Du and your boy Connor can handle pressure.. We need intense pressure on security and management... Costomers however, are to be CALMLY subdued... We're in and out in ninety Sekunden boys!... So let's make it count.
Packie: I just hope nobody dies... I can't handle anymore loses
Michael: Just relax.. Just focus on one thing, and one thing only.. The score


SCENE 2:
Michael: (bursts into jewelry store,...

RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane and further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....

VAAS MONTENGRO:

#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, Du want to run? Huh? Du want to run, Du want to disrespect me? Du want to fuck with me? I mean, Du come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and Du want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give Du thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat Du up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks...

I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a Artikel to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I Liebe about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he wasn't yet use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then in the golf court missionactor, "new Tony" is shown shooting at the enemies, just like every...

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated Von woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped Von a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied Von the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted...

Everybody who touched oder held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from strahl, ray Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds Von hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his...

I redid BEST OF SPOOF BILLY: (contains swearing)

SCENE 1:

Billy: Okay Johnny.. I'll ride up in your bike.

Johnny: I- I don't know man.. Du a bit of a dick to me.

Billy: Johnny boy. I have "never" been a dick to you.

Johnny: [rolls his eyes] Oh please! All Du EVER do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!

Billy: Johnny, when have I "ever" ripped on Du for being a Jew?

[in the playground when first meeting each other] You're a Jew!

{while they argue} Oh yeah! Well your just a stupid Jew!

[Riding on their bikes} SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTH!

[at the club house, on the front steps] {angry at...