Doofenshmirtz was holding Kat. She was unconcious. He took her inside and put her on the couch. He seemed fine on the outside but on the inside: "Live Kat, live."
About an Stunde later, Kat woke up. As soon as she saw Doofenshmirtz, she sagte it, "Doofdoof!" Her first word!
→A FEW WEEKS LATER←
Doofenshmirtz was walking Kat (more like carrying her until she found a good peeing spot), who had a broken foot, when she saw something. "Doofdoof!" she pointed at the ground, "SCAWY!" She started crying her head off- at a snail. Doofenshmirtz couldn't get her to shut up. He just walked away.
Kat had calmed down Von the time they got inside. Doofenshmirtz sat Von the window, embarrassed to death. He heard a tiny, sweet voice say, "Doofdoof?" He looked down. She gave him the puppy- dog eyes as if to say 'Please forgive me.'
The crying went on for the Weiter few weeks. Kat was crying at heights, spiders, toasters, toilets, even a small blade of grass. She had a new thing of wrapping around his leg until he got rid of whatever was bothering her. He had to cover up the toilet, throw spiders out the window (because she was also afraid of the flyswatter), hide the toaster, ect.
One night, he found out what was really bothering her: nightmares. He made a Dreaminator, which she refused to use. He had to give her a needle to calm her down, and it wasn't easy. Finally, he got it on her, and the crying stopped.
About a week later, she was saying more, until, her chili- dog obsession. One day, Doofenshmirtz was minding his own business, when Kat came out of nowhere and nearly gave him a herz attack. "I wike chiwi- dogs!"
Another week later, Kat got her hand stuck in the toaster. It was set to on! "DOOFDOOF! HEWP!" Her hand was in there good. Would they get it out?
About an Stunde later, Kat woke up. As soon as she saw Doofenshmirtz, she sagte it, "Doofdoof!" Her first word!
→A FEW WEEKS LATER←
Doofenshmirtz was walking Kat (more like carrying her until she found a good peeing spot), who had a broken foot, when she saw something. "Doofdoof!" she pointed at the ground, "SCAWY!" She started crying her head off- at a snail. Doofenshmirtz couldn't get her to shut up. He just walked away.
Kat had calmed down Von the time they got inside. Doofenshmirtz sat Von the window, embarrassed to death. He heard a tiny, sweet voice say, "Doofdoof?" He looked down. She gave him the puppy- dog eyes as if to say 'Please forgive me.'
The crying went on for the Weiter few weeks. Kat was crying at heights, spiders, toasters, toilets, even a small blade of grass. She had a new thing of wrapping around his leg until he got rid of whatever was bothering her. He had to cover up the toilet, throw spiders out the window (because she was also afraid of the flyswatter), hide the toaster, ect.
One night, he found out what was really bothering her: nightmares. He made a Dreaminator, which she refused to use. He had to give her a needle to calm her down, and it wasn't easy. Finally, he got it on her, and the crying stopped.
About a week later, she was saying more, until, her chili- dog obsession. One day, Doofenshmirtz was minding his own business, when Kat came out of nowhere and nearly gave him a herz attack. "I wike chiwi- dogs!"
Another week later, Kat got her hand stuck in the toaster. It was set to on! "DOOFDOOF! HEWP!" Her hand was in there good. Would they get it out?
Hey everyone! It's Kat, and here's a poem I wrote about evil,
Evil, evil, evil,
you're so very bad,
evil, evil, evil,
Du don't make Doofie sad!
Evil, evil, evil,
Du do lot's of evil things,
evil, evil, evil,
Du know I like zwiebel rings!
Evil, evil, evil,
It's how Doofie and I met,
evil, evil, evil,
and now I'm soaking wet!
Evil, evil, evil,
I need a long shower,
evil, evil, evil,
do showers use power?
Evil, evil, evil,
Du bandaged my tail,
evil, evil, evil,
in a storm of hail.
Evil, evil, evil,
you're so very bad,
evil, evil, evil,
Du don't make Doofie sad!
Evil, evil, evil,
Du do lot's of evil things,
evil, evil, evil,
Du know I like zwiebel rings!
Evil, evil, evil,
It's how Doofie and I met,
evil, evil, evil,
and now I'm soaking wet!
Evil, evil, evil,
I need a long shower,
evil, evil, evil,
do showers use power?
Evil, evil, evil,
Du bandaged my tail,
evil, evil, evil,
in a storm of hail.
Kat was being an extremely Zufällig butthead today. "I WEAR BLACK UNDERWEAR, AND I FARTED, AND NOW I'M CONSTIPATED!" she sang.
At one point, Doofenshmirtz was minding his own business, when Kat just came out of nowhere and nearly gave him a herz attack, "KEEP AWAY! I HAVE RABIES!" He had no idea it was really whipped cream, and he thought she really did have rabies. She almost got rabies shots, but luckily, he found out it was a trick when she was looking at him funny. Kat went to bett without abendessen that night.
She woke up later that night, and Doofenshmirtz was still sleeping, so she decided to have some 'fun' with him. She got shaving cream and tickled him. Then she got a bowl of hot water and made him wet himself. She was in big trouble.
She was goofing off with something, and it spilled. That something- poison. She tried licking it off, but accidentally poisoned herself without realizing it. Would she die? Would she live?
At one point, Doofenshmirtz was minding his own business, when Kat just came out of nowhere and nearly gave him a herz attack, "KEEP AWAY! I HAVE RABIES!" He had no idea it was really whipped cream, and he thought she really did have rabies. She almost got rabies shots, but luckily, he found out it was a trick when she was looking at him funny. Kat went to bett without abendessen that night.
She woke up later that night, and Doofenshmirtz was still sleeping, so she decided to have some 'fun' with him. She got shaving cream and tickled him. Then she got a bowl of hot water and made him wet himself. She was in big trouble.
She was goofing off with something, and it spilled. That something- poison. She tried licking it off, but accidentally poisoned herself without realizing it. Would she die? Would she live?
Dear Evil Diary of Doom,
He STILL hasn't found out about the toaster! He almost did though, so... yeah.
His younger cousin, Savannah, is coming, and she has a Lightopian, too! She's light purple with rosa feathery wings, and a rosa cat's tail. She's really mean to me because she's all miss Queen Prissypriss and- BLAH! Her name's Miss Sprinkles, and when I wanna listen to Ke$ha, she goes and turns on some classical music! She knows I can't stand that crap! I haven't told him yet...
Doofenshmirtz's latest invention was the Anti-loveinator. All the boy Lightopians come here because they're attracted to me. It's starting to bug the heck out of the both of us! He just makes an ugly Lightopian prettier, and then all the boy Lightopians are gone! We're gonna do it on Gretchen down the street. She's a hairless, fat, and dirty Lightopian that all of the boys are afraid of.
-Kat
He STILL hasn't found out about the toaster! He almost did though, so... yeah.
His younger cousin, Savannah, is coming, and she has a Lightopian, too! She's light purple with rosa feathery wings, and a rosa cat's tail. She's really mean to me because she's all miss Queen Prissypriss and- BLAH! Her name's Miss Sprinkles, and when I wanna listen to Ke$ha, she goes and turns on some classical music! She knows I can't stand that crap! I haven't told him yet...
Doofenshmirtz's latest invention was the Anti-loveinator. All the boy Lightopians come here because they're attracted to me. It's starting to bug the heck out of the both of us! He just makes an ugly Lightopian prettier, and then all the boy Lightopians are gone! We're gonna do it on Gretchen down the street. She's a hairless, fat, and dirty Lightopian that all of the boys are afraid of.
-Kat