The Periodic tabelle of Disney

Captain Hook and his pirates appeared. They captured Peter Pan and the Lost Boys and chained them up. "Stop it! Please!" Jane shouted. Jane tried to explain to Peter that Captain Hook had tricked her. But Peter would not listen. "You lied to me, and because Du don't believe in fairies, Tink's light is going out!" he cried. On Hook's pirate ship, the Lost Boys stood locked and chained to the mast. Captain Hook was about to make Peter Pan walk the plank! "Say your prayers, Peter Pan!" Captain Hook sagte with an evil laugh. "Not so fast, Du old codfish!" sagte a voice. It was Jane-and Tinker Bell...

1. Come up with a ridiculously cheesy plot.

2. Make all oder most of your characters really, really, really boring and unlikable. If the audience doesn't wanna strangle the characters Von the end of the movie, then you're doing it wrong.

3. Hire really horrible songwriters to write awful songs with atrocious lyrics.

4. Auto-tune the sh*t out of the songs. If your songs don't sound like they have the entire world's worth of auto-tune on them, then you're doing it wrong.

5. Hire really, really bad singers to sing your awful songs. The maximum amount of good singers Du can have is two oder three at most....