GEORGES HAUTECOURT
Come on, Edgar. Last one upstairs is a nincompoop.
EDGAR
Could we take the elevator this time, sir?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
That birdcage? Poppycock! Elevators are for old people. Whoops!
EDGAR
May I give Du a hand, sir?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
Du wouldn't have an extra foot, would you, Edgar?
enhance! (1) LOL (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 EDGAR
Morning, Frou-Frou, my pretty steed.
EDGAR
Can Du keep a secret?
EDGAR
Of course Du can.
EDGAR
I've some news straight from the horse's mouth. If you'll pardon the expression, of course.
enhance! (0) LOL (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 EDGAR
[his last words] You're going to Timbuktu if it's the last thing I do.
enhance! (0) LOL (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute -1 MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
As Du know, I have no living relatives, and I want my Katzen to be well taken care of. And who can do that better than my faithful servant, Edgar?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
Edgar? Adelaide, Du mean you're giving your vast fortune to Edgar?All your stocks and bonds, this-this mansion, your country chateau, your jewels and gems...?
MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
No, no, no, George. To my cats.
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
To your cats?
EDGAR
[gasping] Cats?
MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
Yes. I just wish for the Katzen to inherit first. Then at the end of their life span, the entire estate reverts to Edgar.
EDGAR
Katzen inherit first, and I come after the cats! After I... oh. It's not fair! [Stands up, hits head on intercom] Ooh! I mean, each cat will live about twelve years, I can't wait... and each cat has nine lives! That's four times twelve, times nine... No, it's less than that. Anyway, that's Mehr than I'll ever live. I'll be gone! No, oh, no. They'll be gone. I'll think of a way. After all, there are millions of reasons why I should. All of them dollars. Millions. Those Katzen have got to go!
Come on, Edgar. Last one upstairs is a nincompoop.
EDGAR
Could we take the elevator this time, sir?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
That birdcage? Poppycock! Elevators are for old people. Whoops!
EDGAR
May I give Du a hand, sir?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
Du wouldn't have an extra foot, would you, Edgar?
enhance! (1) LOL (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 EDGAR
Morning, Frou-Frou, my pretty steed.
EDGAR
Can Du keep a secret?
EDGAR
Of course Du can.
EDGAR
I've some news straight from the horse's mouth. If you'll pardon the expression, of course.
enhance! (0) LOL (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 EDGAR
[his last words] You're going to Timbuktu if it's the last thing I do.
enhance! (0) LOL (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute -1 MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
As Du know, I have no living relatives, and I want my Katzen to be well taken care of. And who can do that better than my faithful servant, Edgar?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
Edgar? Adelaide, Du mean you're giving your vast fortune to Edgar?All your stocks and bonds, this-this mansion, your country chateau, your jewels and gems...?
MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
No, no, no, George. To my cats.
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
To your cats?
EDGAR
[gasping] Cats?
MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
Yes. I just wish for the Katzen to inherit first. Then at the end of their life span, the entire estate reverts to Edgar.
EDGAR
Katzen inherit first, and I come after the cats! After I... oh. It's not fair! [Stands up, hits head on intercom] Ooh! I mean, each cat will live about twelve years, I can't wait... and each cat has nine lives! That's four times twelve, times nine... No, it's less than that. Anyway, that's Mehr than I'll ever live. I'll be gone! No, oh, no. They'll be gone. I'll think of a way. After all, there are millions of reasons why I should. All of them dollars. Millions. Those Katzen have got to go!
