We are Siameeiz if Du pleeiz
We are Siameeiz if Du don't please
We are former residents of Siam
There are no finer Katzen than we am
We are Siamese with very dainty claws
Please observing paws containing dainty claws
Now we lookin' over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while
(whisper:) do Du see that thing swimming round and round?
yesssssssss mabey we could reaching in and make it drown
if we sneak in not to fool it carefully
there will be a head for Du a tail for me

(whisper continued...) Do Du hear what I hear? (grrrrrr)
a baby cry
where we finding baby there are milch nearby
if we look in baby buggy there could be
plenty milch for Du and also some for me