Disney Love: Du & Me

It's been a long time since I wrote an article, but I guess we could say "I'm back".
In honour of Princes month, I decided to write an Artikel on the hottest pieces of ass- I mean, the hottest princes. >.>
This'll probably be fun to read because I'm trying to eat and type at the same time whilst there are a gazillion fireworks going off outside (Google Bonfire Night. :/) which is all helped Von me literally making this Liste up as I go.
SO, yeah, same as always, I'll swear as much as I fucking want, let's go look at those fine men. ;D











9) The Beast

Meanwhile thousands of miles away(Scene 25- Outside of the ruins)...

*Monster figures 1 and 2 are sitting on some Zufällig rock, and their stomachs growl*

Monster Figure 1: I'm bored, and hungry.

Monster Figure 2: Yea, so am I. When is she gonna call back?

Monster Figure 1: Hell if I know. But until then, we'll have to either A) Starve to death...

Monster Figure 2: Yawn.

Animal 1: That sounds like a good option.

Monster Figure 2: *Hits the animal* Shut up Du stupid dinner- I mean snack- I mean bird, no one was talking to ya!

Animal 2: Ow, that was my beak!

Monster Figure 1: B) Eat these guys and find...

What makes a Disney Princess?

There are several points that make a Disney female character a Disney Princess;
She must be produced Von hand drawing, she must sing at least once in her movie (in solo oder duet) and she must either be born to royalty oder marry into royalty oder in some cases, both.

The OTPs

Princess Snow White, Princess Aurora, Princess Ariel and Princess Aschenputtel were all painfully hand drawn Von the Disney artists and were animated to have at least one song meeting the technical side of their requirements. Princess Snow White, Princess Aurora, Princess Ariel were born to royalty and...

18. The Virginia Company

It’s kind of odd that the opening scene in the movie is last in our countdown. Here is where we meet our hero AND our villain. They are setting sail from England to the new world in Suchen of the three G’s; Glory, God and Gold. We also meet Thomas, a young clumsy boy on the road to becoming a man. He immediately strikes...