Fa Mulan had always considered herself to be a patient person. Whether she was dealing with her father being over-protective oder her grandmother's insanely weird supersitious beliefs, she was always patient and calm when necessary. Then again, she'd never met someone quite like Princess Pea, who had just discovered her secret.
"You're a cross-dresser!" erbse exclaimed.
Mulan quickly stood up and told erbse to whisper. "Please, Du have to understand. I did it to save my father."
"From what? Finding out you're a lesbian? Honey, I'm sure he'll Liebe Du just as much."
"No! No, I did it because my...
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