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 " Crazy jokes. At least Du are my fan, so maybe Du could write an Artikel for Elsa jokes? Hmm. Goodbye, I am hanging out with Jack."
" Crazy jokes. At least you are my fan, so maybe you could write an article for Elsa jokes? Hmm. Goodbye, I am hanging out with Jack."
Hello everyone. This Artikel will contain jokes about Snow White, but don't worry, no sexual jokes. I've searched for all of these jokes on various sites, made up myself oder caught my eye in a comment. Don't forget to have fun while reading!

1- * Warning: Do not see this joke as an insult to Snow White.

Joke: Snow White is pretty...Pretty weird.

* The joke is owned Von ⋅ Fαllen ⋅ (YouTube)

2- Joke: Snow White is going to participate in a talent show. In this competition, Snow White will Zeigen everyone how she talks to animals. However, she finished third in the competition. The first was Shrek and the Sekunde was Cinderella. How did Shrek get first place?

*Answer: Shrek talked to talking donkey and puss in boots, which are Tiere that Aschenputtel and Snow White can't talk to.

* The owner of this joke: Elsafan1010 (that's me)

3- Joke: Snow White is the best judge, why?

*Answer: Because she is the fairest of them all!

* Where I found this joke: Pinterest

4- Joke: The evil Queen gave Snow White the poisoned apple.

"Is this apfel, apple natural?" ' asked the princess.

Yes, the evil Queen replied. The evil Queen told Snow White that she would stop Von later. But when the Queen returned, she saw Snow White carrying the coffin of the dwarves. It turns out that Snow White cut the apfel, apple and added it to the dwarfs' pie.

* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)

5- Joke: After the evil Queen gave Snow White the poisoned apple, Snow White collapsed on the ground. But one last word came out of Snow White's mouth. Hearing this word, the Queen saved Snow White and married the prince, why and how?

*Answer: Snow White sagte to the queen, "If Du have powers, why don't Du transform yourself into someone Mehr beautiful than me?"

* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)

6- Joke: How did the evil Queen become the most beautiful person in the world Von gifting Snow White with an iphone?

* Answer: Snow White, looking at the phone too much, spoiled her eyes and had to wear ugly glasses.

*The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)

7- Joke: What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?

*Answer: Someday my prints will come…

* The site where I found the joke: link

8- Joke: Why does Snow White never go out in the sun?

* Answer: Because she is afraid that her skin will turn tan and that her name is not Snow White, but Brown Princess.

* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)

9- Joke: My mom's phone Passwort has eight characters and it's about Snow White. My mother's Passwort is "Snow White and the seven dwarfs." Why?

* Answer: Because Snow White plus seven dwarfs make eight characters.

* Where I found the joke: link

10- Joke: The one girl says: "Take my phone, can Du please call my mother that I'll be Home soon? I really need to use the bathroom now."

The other girl answers: "Sure, what is your password?"

"Snow White and all the seven dwarfs." the one girl replies.

The other girl frowns and asks: "Seriously? Why is that your password?"

"Well, I like fairytales", the one girl says. "and it had to be at least 8 characters."

*Answer: Answer to joke 9

* Where I found the joke: link

Thank Du for reading. If Du write the jokes that Du do not understand in the comments, I can explain them in detail. Do not forget to write in the Kommentare which joke Du like the most.
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