Anyway, here's my princess ranking!!
13. Anna
Anna-banana is cute, but I just like the others more. :P
12. Cinderella
I don't like how Aschenputtel doesn't really stand up for herself! Yeah she shows a good work ethic, but damn girl! Put that backbone to good USE! That being said, she's really pretty except for her hair during the ball. Like what is UP with that headband??
11. Snow White
I Liebe how Snow bosses around those dwarfs. It's really funny! She reminds me of my mom. >:) And apples are my Favorit fruit, so I TOTALLY understand why she accepted one from a creepy old lady! I would do the same thing!
10. Rapunzel
I Liebe how Rapunzel is so cute! She's really relatable, but she's not assertive enough for my taste exactly. Also, I like the others more.
9. Tiana
Tiana's SASS!! Let's all take a Sekunde to appreciate it! ... ...... Okay, glad that we covered that. XD And Naveen is a total BABE!!! Tiana is one lucky gal! I wish I was down in New Orelans!
8. Pocahontas
I wish I could hear the wolf cry to the blue mais moon and paint with all the Farben of the wind!! JEALOUSY!!!! And I totally Liebe Flit and Meeko and Grandmother Willow!! They're like my Favorit parts of the movie! Pocahontas has the best supporting cast Von FAR! And don't even get me started on the sexy, sexy men she knows! Pocahontas herself is even drop-dead gorgeous!
7. Mulan
I relate to Mulan on a deep personal level and her bravery is INSPIRATIONAL! Whenever I have to study oder write an essay, i listen to "I'll Make a Man out Of You" and it MOTIVATES me! And that SCENE where Mulan runs away...! It just takes my breath away! And I Liebe the ambiguity of Shang's sexuality!! He was totally falling for Ping!!! (And really, who wouldn't?!)
6. Aurora
Aurora is this high on my Liste because of her FASHION SENSE! And her GORGEOUS LOOKS! Omg, I can't even with Aurora!!! I like to imagine that her personality is like a combination of Elsa and Ariel and I wish we got to see it MORE!!!
5.Merida
Merida is a gorgeous FREE SPIRIT!! And archery is really cool and fun! She's like Disney's Katniss! And who doesn't Liebe Katniss?!?! (Crazy people, that's who!! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!) Merida inspires me to shoot for my own hand!
4. Belle
Belle is so smart and sassy!! She's like my gurl Azula in many ways, except she's probably not a sociopath lol. Well, either way, I Liebe Belle and I wish she was even SASSIER!!
3. Elsa
As a pansexual guy, I really relate to Elsa's insecurities and how she feels like she has to conceal her true self. "Let it Go" is like my personal ANTHEM! She's really inspirational and BEAUTIFUL to boot! Elsa is like the total package!! ... Except that I like my oben, nach oben 2 more.
2. Ariel
D'awwwwww ARIEL Du ARE SO ADORABLE I JUST WANT TO SQUEEZE YOU!!! Ariel was like my first Favorit princess ever, and even though my tastes have changed over the years (lol), Ariel will always have a strong place in my HEART! She's sweet, brave, and a total GO-GETTER! I admire her chutzpah! And I related to "Part of Your World" growing up because I wanted to be normal like everyone else. Well guess what? I'm NOT like everybody else and Ariel taught me to be PROUD of it!! And Eric? *swoons*
1. Jasmine
I LOOOOOVE this girl!!! She's so SASSY and BEAUTIFUL and I just can't HANDLE IT!! She reminds me of my waifu Azula so much that it's almost unreal! "I am not a prize to be won!" Those are some SERIOUS words to live by!!! She's so feisty, just like her amazing pet Rajah! I want a tiger!! And her relationship with sexy-pants Aladin is so ADORABLE!
