Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves,
Scheherazade had a thousand tales.
But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves
You've got a brand of magic never fails

You've got some power in your corner now!
Some heavy ammunition in your camp!
Du got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how.
See, all Du gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say:

Chorus:
"Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down?"
Du ain't never had friend like me

Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd
Come on whisper what it is Du want;
Du ain't never had friend like me!

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service.
You're the boss, the king, the shah.
Say what Du wish; it's yours, true dish.
How 'bout a little Mehr baklava?

Have some of column A try All of column B,
I'm in the mood to help you, dude.
Du ain't never had friend like me

Oh my. No no. My my my.
Can your Friends do this?
Can your Friends do that?
Can your Friends pull this
Out their little hat?
Can your Friends go poof?
Well looky here.
Can your Friends go abracadabra, let her rip,
And then make the sucker disappear?

So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers,
You've got me bona fide certified;
You've got a genie for charge d'affaires.

I've got a powerful urge to help Du out,
So what Du wish, I really wanna know?
You've got a Liste that's three miles long, no doubt,
Well all you've gotta do is rub like so, and oh ­-

Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish oder two oder three.
I'm on the job Du big nabob!
Du ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
Du ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
Du ain't never had a friend like me.
Du ain't never had a friend like me