I saw Swanpride doing this with the Villains so I thought I'd do this with the Princesses. Btw, I know Wendy is not a Princess but Peter Pan seemed Mehr fitting as Al Lipschitz. Enjoy!




[JASMINE]
Lies
[TIANA]
Six
[BELLE]
Squish
[CINDERELLA]
Uh uh
[ARIEL]
Atlantica
[WENDY]
Pan!
[JASMINE]
Lies
[TIANA]
Six
[BELLE]
Squish
[CINDERELLA]
Uh uh
[ARIEL]
Atlantica
[WENDY]
Pan!
[CLOPIN]
And now the six Princesses of the Walt Disney Animation Studios in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"
[JASMINE]
Lies
[TIANA]
Six
[BELLE]
Squish
[CINDERELLA]
Uh uh
[ARIEL]
Atlantica
[WENDY]
Pan!
(4X)
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
[ARIEL]
I betcha Du would have done the same!
[JASMINE]
Lies
[TIANA]
Six
[BELLE]
Squish
[CINDERELLA]
Uh uh
[ARIEL]
Atlantica
[WENDY]
Pan!
(2X)
[JASMINE (Spoken)]
Du know how people
Have these little habits
That get Du down. Like Aladdin.
Aladin liked getting away with things.
No, not rarely. FREQUENTLY. So I came Home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and I'm
Looking for a little bit of sympathy
And there's Aladin lying
On the couch, chillin'
And no, not lying down.
LYIN'. So, I sagte to him,
I said, "You lie to me one Mehr time..."
And he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots...
... into his head.


[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha Du would
Have done the same!
[TIANA (Spoken)]
I met Prince Naveen from
Maldonia about two years ago,
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
cook him some jambalaya, We'd drink.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
Was he married
... oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those rich girls, Du know. So that
Night, when he came Home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual.
Du know, some guys just can't hold
Their arsenic.


[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a blume
In it's prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
[BELLE (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the library,
Lesen my Favorit books,
Minding my own business,
And in storms my husband Beast,
In a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' in the West Wing,"
He says. He was crazy
And he kept on screamin',
"you been screwin in the West Wing."
And then he ran into my candlestick.
He ran into my candlestick ten times!


[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha Du would have done the same!
[CINDERELLA (Spoken in French)]
"Qu'est-ce que je fais ici?
Ils disent que j'ai couper la tête de Charming,
pendant que mon amant tenait sa tête,
Mais ce n'est pas vrai, je suis innocente,
Je ne sais pas pourquoi Lady Tremaine dit que je l'ai fait,
J'ai essayé d'expliquer a la station de police,
mais ils ne m'ont pas compris.''
[BELLE (Spoken)]
Ouais, mais est-ce que tu l'as fait?
[CINDERELLA]
UH UH, non coupable!


[ARIEL]
My sister, Arista and
I had this double act
And my husband, Eric,
Travelled around with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
We did these swimming tricks 20 times in a row
One, two, three, four, five...diving, spread eagle,
Back flips, flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the Zeigen we're down at the hotel Atlantica, the three of us, boozin', havin' a few laughs and
We ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Arista and
Eric doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.


[ARIEL]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[ARIEL]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[ARIEL]
They had it coming all along
[GIRLS]
They had it coming all along
[ARIEL]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
She didn't do it
[ARIEL]
But if I done it
[GIRLS]
But if she'd done it
[ARIEL]
How could Du tell me that I was wrong?
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[ARIEL]
They had it coming
[ARIEL]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[ARIEL]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They took a flower
[ARIEL]
All along
[GIRLS]
In it's prime
[ARIEL]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[ARIEL]
But if I'd done it,
[GIRLS]
And they abused it
[ARIEL}
How could Du tell me that I was wrong?
[GIRLS]
It was a murder but not a crime
[WENDY(Spoken)]
I loved Peter Pan
Mehr than I can possibly say.
He was a real fun guy...
Sensitive... a child at heart.
But he was always trying
To find himself.
He'd fly off to Neverland
Looking for himself
And on the way
He found Tinkerbell,
Tiger Lily,
and the Mermaids.
I guess Du can say we broke
Up because of perception.
He saw himself as alive
And I saw him dead.


[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
All along
[Group 2]
All along
[Group 1]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 2]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 1]
And they abused us
[Group 2]
And they abused us
[ALL]
How could Du tell us that we were wrong?
[Group 1]
He had it coming
[Group 2]
He had it coming
[Group 1]
He had it coming
[Group 2]
He had it coming
[Group 1]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 2]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 1]
If you'd have been there
[Group 2]
If you'd have been there
[Group 1]
If you'd have seen it
[Group 2]
If you'd have seen it
[ALL]
I betcha Du would have done the same!
[JASMINE (Spoken)]
Du lie to me one Mehr time!
[TIANA (spoken)]
Single my ass.
[BELLE (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[CINDERELLA (Spoken)]
Pourquoi Lady Tremaine m'a accusé?
[ARIEL (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[WENDY (Spoken)]
Perception.
[JASMINE]
Pop
[TIANA]
Six
[BELLE]
Squish
[CINDERELLA]
Uh uh
[ARIEL]
Atlantica
[WENDY]
Pan!