Author's note: crazy idea in my head with my character Electra. Hope ya like it.
Chapter 1
Rule #1: never scare them Von jumping out of nowhere and yelling "BOO!!"
(Megatron and Starscream clung to each other)
(who knew Megatron could scream that high)
(I laughed my armor off)
Rule #2: don't walk around Singen "I'm a kühler jet than you, I got fancy lights!"
(pretty much all Decepticons are jets)
(Starscream was very offened)
(so was everybody else)
Rule #3: don't make up nicknames for Megatron.
("hi there, Megaweenie!")
(you can guess what happened next)
(there's still a dent in the wall...)
Rule #4: don't let Decepticons watch "TRON: legacy".
(I was made fun of)
(by Starscream Mehr than anybody else)
(he's just jealous)
Rule #5: Justin Bieber is banned from the base.
(I have no idea how that CD got on the base)
(Soundwave still sings "Baby" sometimes)
(he gets zapped)
(by me)
Rule #6: no quoting DreamWorks movies.
("GET READY TO FEEL THE THUNDER!!"-Barricade. This is his new battle cry.)
("you just gestured to all of me."-me. This somehow works when Du want Knockout to do something for you)
("no Du can't."-Megatron. Really? Out of all the DreamWorks Zitate he just had to chose that one.)
Rule #7: giant pumpkins are not allowed on the base.
(not even for Halloween)
(I don't know how they got that catapult)
(all cause they watched kürbis chunkin' one year)
Rule #8: don't draw a face on Soundwave when he's in stais mode.
(well he didn't have a face before...)
(he walked around the base with that silly face on him for two days before he noticed)
(I (once again) laughed my armor off)
Rule #9: don't randomly say the following things:
1. "hey look, a Bumblebee!" (I still can't believe that they were afraid of a bug thinking it was Bumblebee)
2. "I wanna zap the frag outa you." (their faces were priceless)
3. "how dare you, Du SLAGGIN' SON OF A GLITCH HEAD FRAGGER!!! TO PIT WITH YOU, Du PIECE OF SCRAP!!!" (they never knew I could say such things...) (in case Du were wondering, yes. I yelled this at Starscream) (he looked scared slag-less)
4. "holy mother of Optimus Prime..." (they only heard the Optimus Prime part) (let's just say "duck and cover")
5. "Unicron? Mehr like unicorn..." (they heard me mumble this) (Megaweenie wasn't happy)
Rule #10: don't pretend your Megatron.
("Starscream, make me a sandwich!")
(Megatron caught me)
("oh scrap.")
(I didn't get my sandwich)
Author's note: this has my OC Electra in it. If there's anything she can do to annoy the Decepticons, she does it. maybe Mehr later. Again, crazy idea in my head. Tell me if ya like it. Electra is a transformer in case Du didn't know. I'll probably make another chapter anyway, expect ten rules per chapter. So... ENJOYZ!!!!
Chapter 1
Rule #1: never scare them Von jumping out of nowhere and yelling "BOO!!"
(Megatron and Starscream clung to each other)
(who knew Megatron could scream that high)
(I laughed my armor off)
Rule #2: don't walk around Singen "I'm a kühler jet than you, I got fancy lights!"
(pretty much all Decepticons are jets)
(Starscream was very offened)
(so was everybody else)
Rule #3: don't make up nicknames for Megatron.
("hi there, Megaweenie!")
(you can guess what happened next)
(there's still a dent in the wall...)
Rule #4: don't let Decepticons watch "TRON: legacy".
(I was made fun of)
(by Starscream Mehr than anybody else)
(he's just jealous)
Rule #5: Justin Bieber is banned from the base.
(I have no idea how that CD got on the base)
(Soundwave still sings "Baby" sometimes)
(he gets zapped)
(by me)
Rule #6: no quoting DreamWorks movies.
("GET READY TO FEEL THE THUNDER!!"-Barricade. This is his new battle cry.)
("you just gestured to all of me."-me. This somehow works when Du want Knockout to do something for you)
("no Du can't."-Megatron. Really? Out of all the DreamWorks Zitate he just had to chose that one.)
Rule #7: giant pumpkins are not allowed on the base.
(not even for Halloween)
(I don't know how they got that catapult)
(all cause they watched kürbis chunkin' one year)
Rule #8: don't draw a face on Soundwave when he's in stais mode.
(well he didn't have a face before...)
(he walked around the base with that silly face on him for two days before he noticed)
(I (once again) laughed my armor off)
Rule #9: don't randomly say the following things:
1. "hey look, a Bumblebee!" (I still can't believe that they were afraid of a bug thinking it was Bumblebee)
2. "I wanna zap the frag outa you." (their faces were priceless)
3. "how dare you, Du SLAGGIN' SON OF A GLITCH HEAD FRAGGER!!! TO PIT WITH YOU, Du PIECE OF SCRAP!!!" (they never knew I could say such things...) (in case Du were wondering, yes. I yelled this at Starscream) (he looked scared slag-less)
4. "holy mother of Optimus Prime..." (they only heard the Optimus Prime part) (let's just say "duck and cover")
5. "Unicron? Mehr like unicorn..." (they heard me mumble this) (Megaweenie wasn't happy)
Rule #10: don't pretend your Megatron.
("Starscream, make me a sandwich!")
(Megatron caught me)
("oh scrap.")
(I didn't get my sandwich)
Author's note: this has my OC Electra in it. If there's anything she can do to annoy the Decepticons, she does it. maybe Mehr later. Again, crazy idea in my head. Tell me if ya like it. Electra is a transformer in case Du didn't know. I'll probably make another chapter anyway, expect ten rules per chapter. So... ENJOYZ!!!!