Jeff The Killer

Lucius : caaaaannnn!

LJ: : anybodyyyy!

Lucius : find meeee!

Slender : somebody to loveeeee!

Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?

Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...

Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?

Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon

Lucius: ._.

Slender: what?

Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon

Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...

Lucius: *sigh*

[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]

Zalgo: where the hell is ShadowLurker!? I need my anger pills!

SL: i'm home!

Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE Du BEEN!?

SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!

Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?

SL: sir, take your pills

Zalgo: *takes pills*

SL: feel better?

Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?

SL: Jacky and Itzy

Zalgo: go get them...

SL: yes sir *teleports*

Zalgo: *sighs*

*ring ring*

Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?

Observer: we got BEN

RED: when do we get to kill him!

Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave

Zalgo: i'll be right there

Slender: what the hell happened to my house!?

Me: sorry, we need the ratings man!

Slender: *sigh*

ToTheArk: i'm out! REGARDS!

Slender: what is happening Masky!?

Masky: everybody is taking sides!

Slender: observer...

Lucius: *carrying Jeff*

Slender: where is the Observer?

Lucius: he is in the dining hall!

Slender: Lucius, come with me!

Lucius: *drops Jeff*

Jeff: ow...

Slender: OBSERVER!

Observer: hello my friend

Slender: WHY ARE Du DOING THIS!

Lucius: he thinks Du are a absent faced jack*ss

Slender: ...

Observer: heh heh... shi*

Kage: なぜ テール-

Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore

Kage: I come from Japan

Jack: don't care!

Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?

Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...

Kage: we're geting him!?

Jack: V told us that during the meeting!

Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...

Jack: apparently Liebe makes Du deaf to...

Kage: what?

Jack: I know Du like that Japanese chick

Kage: what?! I do not!

Jack: oh come on! Du were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!

Kage: Jack...

Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing Du say can disprove me!

Kage: Chupacabra is behind you

Jack: ._.

Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)

Johnny: *laughing* well this will be the last time we see each other, so... GOOD RIDDANCE

*screaming*

Johnny: that was way too easy...

Henry: I see Du have finally killed someone

Johnny: shut-up! it was just a bad luck streak... why are Du here?

Henry: well since Du are done... babysitting... i'd think Du would like to rejoin...

Johnny: what makes Du think that?

Henry: well Du are killing without taking any contracts...

Johnny: who says I can't have some fun?

Henry: the oath

Johhny: *hmph*

Henry: so... are Du in?

Johnny: ok, i'll join... but why are we bringing the team back together?

Henry: they broke the treaty

Johnny: ok... lets do this

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers