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posted by Supercian
(Trigger Warning: Suicide)

During the first few days of the release of Pokemon Red and Green in Japan, back in February 27, 1996, a peak of deaths appeared in the age group of 10-15.

The children were usually found dead through suicide, usually Von hanging oder jumping from heights. However, some were Mehr odd. A few cases recorded children who had began sawing off their limbs, others sticking their faces inside the oven, and chocked themselves on their own fist, shoving their own arms down their throat.

The few children who were saved before killing themselves showed sporadic behavior. When asked why they were going to hurt themselves they only answered in chaotic screams and scratched at their own eyes. When showed what seemed to be the connection to this attitude, the gameboy, they had no response, but when combined with either Pokemon Red oder Green, the screams would continue, and they would do their best to leave the room it was located in.

This confirmed the authorities suspicion that the games, somehow, had a connection to these children and the deaths. It was a strange case, because many children who had the same games did not Zeigen this behavior, but only a few. The police had no choice but to pursue this, since they had no other leads.

Collecting all the cartridges these children had purchased, they kept them sealed away as strong evidence to look over later. They decided the first thing to do was to talk to the programmers themselves. The first person they met was the director of the original games, Satoshi Tajiri. When told about the deaths surrounding his games, he seemed slightly uneasy, but admitted nothing. He lead them to the main programmers of the game, the people responsible for the actual content.

The detectives met Takenori Oota, one of the main programmers of the game. Unlike Satoshi, he did not seem uneasy, but very kept. Explaining that it was impossible to use something like a game to cause such deaths, and also bringing up the point that not all the children were affected, he brushed it off as some kind of odd coincidence oder mass hysteria. It seemed like he was hiding something, but he wasn t giving way. Finally, he did say something interesting.

Takenori had heard a rumor going around that the Musik for Lavender Town, one of the locations in the game, had caused some children to go ill. It was only a rumor, and had no real definite back up, but it was still something to look into.

He directed the detectives to Junichi Masuda, the Musik composer of the series. Masuda had also heard of these rumors, but again sagte they had no evidence that his Musik was the cause. Even to prove a point he played the exact song from the game completely through with no effects to anyone, the detectives nor Masuda himself, feeling anything different oder odd. Although they still had their suspicions of Masuda and the Musik of Lavender town, it seemed they had reached another dead end.

Going back to the cartridges they had seized from the homes of the children, they decided to take a slightly Mehr direct look at the games. They knew that it was these games that gave the children the ill effects, so they took extreme caution. Popping in the patrone and turning the console on, the game screen booted. The Titel screen appeared, and the option to continue oder create a new game appeared.

When they chose to continue the game, stats of that game appeared. They saw the names of the children who had played, usually Red oder another simple name. However, the interesting thing was the time played and the number of Pokemon they owned. On every game, the time was very low, and all of them had only a single Pokemon in their inventory. They came to the stunning reality that it could not have been the Musik from Lavender town that had caused such ill effects in the children, since it was impossible to reach that part of the game in such small amount of time and with only one Pokemon in their inventory. This brought them to the conclusion that something early on in the game had to be the cause.

If it wasn t the music, nor the Titel screen, it had to be something within the first few Minuten of the game itself. They had no choice but to turn off the game now and go back to the programmers. Asking for a Liste of all the programmers from Takenori, they found, surprisingly, that one of the programmers had committed suicide shortly after the game was released. His name was Chiro Miura, a very obscure programmer who had provided very little for the game. Even Mehr interestingly, he had requested his name did not appear in the credits of the game, and so it was not.

Looking over the evidence found at Chiro s apartment, they found many notes written in bold marker. Most of it was crumbled, oder marked out, making it very difficult to read. They few words they could find in the mess was Do not enter , Watch out and COME FOLLOW ME in bold. The detectives were unsure what these meant, but knew they had to have a connection. Further searching, they discovered Chiro was good Friends with one of the map designers, Kohji Nisino, and this was probably the only reason Chiro had gegeben a part in making the game.

Kohji Nisino, since the release of the game, had locked himself in his apartment, barely leaving in the dark of night to fetch anything he might need. He told his Friends and family he was mourning for his dear friend Chiro, but they didn t believe this, since Nisino had locked himself up the Tag the game was put in stores, a few days before Chiro had killed himself.

It was troubling, but the authorities finally persuaded Nisnino to sit down and speak with them. He looked as if he hadn t slept in days, dark rings under his eyes. He stunk, his nails had grown black and his hair was greasy, sticking to his forehead and neck. He spoke in stutters and murmurs, but at least he had something to say.

When asked if he knew anything about the children who had died after exposure of the game and if it had any connection to the game, he answered them seemingly carefully, choosing his words thoughtfully before answering. He told them that his friend Chiro had an interesting idea with the game, something he had wanted to try since he heard the project was starting. Nisino himself knew Takenori, the director and main programmer, for a long time, so he could easily get a mediocre programmer in on the project with a little persuasion. It seemed Chiro had convinced Nisino to get him in on the project, and it had worked.

The detectives knew they were on to something. This unknown obscure programmer, Chiro, had to have something to do with it, something… They asked what Chiro s idea was, why he wanted so badly to have a part in making this children s game. Nisino told them that Chiro never told him much about it, other than a few details every now and then. He wanted to insert a special Pokemon in the game, one completely different from all the others. It would serve as an extra, a kind of out of place thrill for the player. It wasn t, however, Missing No. It couldn t be. With the gameplay time recorded on the cartridges, it was impossible for the children to have time to meet that Pokemon.

Nisino, throughout the entire conversation, seemed to break down even Mehr with every question. The detectives pushed him Mehr and more, searching through his mind for any and every scrap of knowledge this man had no game and Chiro… and Chiro s intentions…

It was when they asked about the notes found in Chiro s Home that he snapped. From under the couch Nisino was sitting on he whipped out a pistol, pointing it straight at the police while backing away a few steps. Then, just as quickly, he brought the pistol to his face.

Don t follow me… muttered Nisino as he stuck the pistol in his mouth and pulled the trigger. It was too quick for the police to react. It was done. Nisino had killed himself, repeating slightly differently what was written on one of Chiro s papers…

It seemed all leads had finally died. The team who had created this original game were splitting up, becoming harder to find. It was as if they were keeping a secret. When the police finally managed to talk with anyone who had parts in the game, even the obscure character designers oder monster designers, it seemed they had nothing of interest to say. Most of them didn t even know Chiro, and the few who did only seen him once oder twice working on the game itself. Throughout all of this the only confirmation they had was that Chiro was indeed the one who had worked on the very early parts of the game.

It had been a couple of months after the original children suicides and the death rate had dropped dramatically. It seemed that the game was no longer giving any ill effects to any children. The call back of the games that was planned was canceled, since it seemed the game was no longer harming any children. They had began to think that maybe Takenori was right and it was all just a very odd coincidence oder mass hysteria… Until they received the letter.

It was gegeben to one of the detectives himself, quite directly out on the street. It was a woman who gave him the note, a very frail, thin, sick looking thing. She gave him the letter quickly, telling him it was something he needed to see, and without waiting for a response oder another word, she disappeared into the crowd. The detective brought it to his office, and calling the others in, he brought it out and read it aloud.

It was a letter written Von Chiro himself, but it wasn t one found at his apartment. They had throughly searched and cleared out the place, so wherever this letter had come from, it wasn t kept at his home. It was signed to be gegeben to Nisino. It started off quite formal, a hello, how are you, regards to the family, and such. After one oder two of these normal paragraphs, they reached a section that requested Nisino to get him into the game team, to get him a programming position in Pokemon Red and Green.

As the letter continued, the handwriting seemed to grow Mehr jittery. He talked about a glorious idea he had, a way to program something unseen in any game before. He sagte it would certainly revolutionize not only the gaming industry, but everyone. He went on to say that it was a very simple procedure to program this idea into the game. He did not even have to add any foreign programming, but could use what was already gegeben in the game itself. This would, the detectives agreed, make it impossible to notice any obscurities in the programming itself. It was a perfect way to hide whatever this was.

The letter ended abruptly. There was no goodbye, no say hi to the family, no write back, oder thank you. Nothing like that. It was just his name, written hard in the letter where the paper almost broke through. It was only his name. Chiro Miura.

This was the nail in the coffin for the detectives. They had no Mehr suspicion about the cause. Chiro had programmed something into the early parts of the game, something maddening. To further increase this streak of success, they discovered that the programming team had worked in pairs, even Chiro himself. He had worked with another programmer, Sousuke Tamada.

If anyone knew what the secret in this game was, Sousuke Tamada would be the man. This was their final hope of unraveling this mystery once and for all.

They learned Sousuke had provided a lot of programming to the game, and seemed to be an average, good guy and worker. They were easily allowed into his home, a fair place, and they entered his living room where they sat. Sousuke did not sit, however. He stood Von the window of the Sekunde story floor, looking out onto the busy street. He was smiling a little.

There is no direct witnesses to the events that followed. The only thing from this conversation that remained was found on a voice recorder sitting on the tabelle in front of the two detectives assigned to talk to Sousuke. What follows is the unedited recording:

Sousuke Tamada, what part did Du have in the games Pokemon Red and Green? asked the first detective.

I was a programmer. His voice was light, friendly, almost too friendly. That s all.

Am I right in knowing that the programmers working on the game worked in teams? asked the detective.

One could hear the voice of feet moving on the floor slightly. Du would be right, sagte Sousuke after a moment of silence.

And your partner, his name was— The detective was quickly cut off Von Sousuke eerie voice.

Chiro Miura… That was his name. Chiro Miura.

Another silence. It seemed the detectives were a little uneasy about this man. Could Du tell us if Muira ever acted strange at all? Any particular behaviors Du observed while working with him at all?

Sousuke answered them. I don t know him that well, really. We didn t meet up frequently, only every once in a while to trade data, oder when the entire group was called up for a meeting… That s the only times I really ever saw him. He acted normal, as far as I could tell. He was a short man, and I think this affected his consciousness.. He acted weaker than any other man I met. He was willing to do a lot of work to gain recognition, this I do know. I think…

Silence. Yes? asked the detective, pushing for him to continue. Du think what?

I think he was a very weak man. I think he wanted to prove himself regardless of this point… I think he wanted to make himself known for something special, something that would make people forget about the way he looked and pay attention to the powerful mind that lay inside his skull.. Unfortunately for him, however.. heheh.. He didn t have much of a mind to back up that reasoning.

Why do Du say that? asked the Sekunde detective.

Well it s the simple truth, answered Sousuke quickly. His feet could be heard moving across the tiled floor. He was nothing special, even if he wanted to believe so. Du can t become greatness, even if Du believe it. It s impossible… Somehow, I think Chiro knew this himself, somewhere deep in there, he knew it.

The detectives were silent again, not sure how to steer the conversation. After a moment, they continued. Can Du tell us what Chiro s part of the game was? What did he work on exactly?

Sousuke answered Mehr quickly than before. Nothing… I mean, nothing important. He worked on some obscure parts of the beginning of the game. A pause, then a little Mehr information. It was Oak s part to be exact. He worked on some of Oak s parts… When he s seen first, Du see..

What else? pushed the police. They could hear it in Sousuke s voice. He knew something. We know Du know about the children and the deaths. We know it was Chiro who did it. He programmed something in the game.

What are Du implying? asked Sousuke. It sounded like he was trying to maintain his voice.

We re implying that since your his partner, if Du re hiding something from us then Du could just as much be responsible for those children s deaths as Chiro is himself!

Du can t prove anything! Sousuke shouted.

Tell us what Chiro did to the game! they shouted back.

WHAT I TOLD HIM TO.

Silence. Complete silence.

Du want to know, huh? asked Sousuke finally, breaking the eerie silence, but replacing it with his voice. Du want to know what is this all about? Chiro was an idiot. He d do anything for a bit of attention, anything at all. He couldn t program worth a shit either. The one thing he could do, however, was be manipulated. Du could tell him what to do, and he d do it. He wouldn t even Frage it, he d do it. Just to hear that thank Du when Du received the finish product, that was his reasons. That s all he wanted.

Two clicks from the detective s Pistolen could heard.

I could control his flawlessly. He s a lot like Takenori… Of course none of Du knew this, but I was the one who brought up the idea of the game, the idea of the entire operation. I just told the fellow what to do, and he followed me without doubt. He knows nothing, just like Chiro.

A sound of a window opening could be heard, follow Von the detectives.

Don t Bewegen oder we ll shoot!

Let me tell Du about a mechanic in the game, continued Sousuke. His voice was Mehr rushed, but it still held that slyness. Consider it a hint, alright? If Du walk around in grassy areas enough a Pokemon will appear, and Du ll have the chance to go into battle with it. It s a necessary part of the game overall, Du see?

Step away from the window! We won t warn Du again!

At the start of the game Du have to walk into the grassy area before Oak appears and Du receive your first Pokemon, understand me? Under normal circumstances, it was programmed that even though Du re in a grassy area, no Pokemon will spawn… I made it different. I manipulated that Chiro, told him what to put in the program, gave him all the instructions on how to do it, and he did it flawlessly. It s rare, but it can happen.. Stepping into that grass, one can spawn…

Sousuke, we don t want to shoot!

Shoot me? asked Souske, laughing at the same time. Shoot ME? Du re as dumb as Chiro was! Once he found out the truth, he had to end it! It was his fault after all! He shot himself because of it! If Du re so determined to finish that case of yours, if Du want to know, play the damn game for yourself! Roll the wheel, and who knows? Maybe Du ll learn the secret for yourself!

A shot could be heard, loud enough to distort the audio. Sounds of screaming, murmuring could be heard. The tabelle the recorder was on crashed. Ear shattering distortions. Silence. Then laughing. Sousuke was laughing, and then words. Come follow me… Come follow me… And then nothing.

The recorder continued to record until the tape ran out. There was nothing else on it. The police arrived on the scene quickly, and to their horror they discovered Sousuke and the two detectives dead. They had all been shot, but not after struggling. The detectives had been shot multiple times, at least ten each, before dying after being shot in between their eyes. Sousuke himself had clearly died of two shots to his chest, straight through the heart.

This game was causing a massacre. At least a hundred children were dead. Nisino, the unexpecting friend, dead. Chiro, the manipulated toy, dead. The two detectives, dead. And now, even the creator, the cause of this atrocity, Sousuke, dead. This game was stretching far over it s original intentions. It was killing anyone and everyone who got involved.

The lead detective had decided to put this case away. He man who committed the crime was dead, so there was no longer any reason to continue the case. All evidence, all the cartridges, all the notes, all the letters, they were locked away, kept in the darkness where they belonged. There were talks about the entire thing, small conversations every now and then, but over the years even these began to fade away. Eventually, the case was only a memory in the minds of those who experienced it first hand.

Ten years passed. February 27, 2006 was the date. The lead detective, the man who locked away the original evidence ten years previous, was reminded of the awful event that occurred. Although he was no longer in the force, he still had access to files and was helped when he could. The reminder of the event caused him to look back, to open the sealed container that held all the evidence collected.

He read through the letters and the notes. He remembered the woman who had appeared to him on the straße that one Tag and handed him that letter that lead to the change of the entire case. He wondered who she was, and where she had come from. Perhaps she was Chiro s mother… oder maybe Sousuke s. It was far too late to pursue any of this. Far too late..

Sealing the container again, he saw a Sekunde one directly behind it. Pulling it out, he read the note on oben, nach oben of it. Evidence #2104A He opened it up, and looked inside. Filling the container were exactly 104 Pokemon Red and Green cartridges, each one in perfect condition, untouched since the Tag they had last checked them ten years ago.

He reached in and pulled one out, Pokemon Red. He hadn t seen one in a long time. He didn t know what he thought next, but he reached in his schreibtisch and pulled out an old Gameboy. He received it a long time ago, but it still worked. It was his son s, but he had died a few years ago. His wife was gone too. That was then though. Popping in the patrone in the back of the Gameboy he turned on the system.

The Titel screen. Then the option to continue oder start a new game. Tanaka. That was the child s name, the one who played it first. He was probably dead, along with all the others. He pressed New Game, and started a new game. It was normal, average. He walked around, talked to his mother, went outside. He started walking towards the grass.

In his head, he could still hear Sousuke s words. Even though he was not there, even though he had never seen the man in his life, he could still see him, hear him. Come follow me.

He was getting closer and closer, only a step oder two away.

Roll the wheel, and who knows? Maybe Du ll learn the secret for yourself!

He entered the grass. The screen did nothing at first. Nothing at all. It just sat there, and so did the detective, completely frozen, as if time had stopped just for them. The screen went black. and then lit up again, the iconic green background with black text appearing.

The lead detectives weary eyes grew wide. He couldn t help but read out what was there in front of him.

Come follow me, come follow me, come follow me. I miss Du dad, I miss Du my husband, I miss Du so much.

Tears formed in his eyes, falling down his cheeks. Screens and screens of text appeared and he rapidly clicked the A button to continue it. It was his wife and his child. They were speaking to him, calling to him, crying with him. They wanted to see him, they loved him, he loved them.

I Liebe Du too, muttered the man in a hoarse, scratching voice.

Come follow me, become new again. We want to see Du and hold you, and be with Du forever and ever and ever and ever.

AND EVER AND EVER…

Don t stay away. Du can see us too.. We miss you.. Come follow me. We Liebe yo—

A black screen. The detectives eyes grew wide, his jaw dropping. The screen lit back up, and Oak was leading him out of the grass. Come follow me, sagte Oak.

NO! shouted the man, dropping the game onto the floor. He quickly fell forward, reaching for it, bringing the screen back to his face. Bring them back, bring them back to me! The game continued on as usual, not responding to the detective at all. My wife, my child, listen to me! Bring them back to me, I said!

Voices… He heard voices, hundreds of voices. He turned around from his seat, looking behind him, and standing in his small room were children, many children. Some had no eyes, some had rings around their throats, some were burned all across their body. They were screaming, reaching towards him.

Bring back my mommy, bring back my daddy, bring back my pet! they all screamed out, reaching for the game, their mouths agape with horror and pain. I don t want them to go away, bring them back to me, bring them back to me!

No! shouted the detective. It s mine! My family is here, don t touch it! Horror was across his face.

Come follow me… sagte a voice. The lead detective looked over, and in the corner of his room, Weiter to an old desk, was Sousuke. He stood in the corner, tall, handsome, clean. A smile was on his face, stretching across his face. Come follow me…

The lead detective jumped up, stepping back, trying to force away the children crawling towards him, reaching out for the game held tightly within his hands. Wh-what s going on here!? What s going on!? Where is my family!?

Sousuke smiled generously. I ll Zeigen you. I ll help Du get away from them, Du see? Just follow me. Sousuke reached down, and opened a drawer on the old desk. The lead detective, pushing through the crowd of children, trying to get away, looked inside.

Siting there, covered with dust, was his old gun from when he was on the force. He had not used that gun in many years and had put it away, not wanting to remember the things he had to do with it. But right now he didn t see it as something that caused pain oder that killed. It was shining, it was light. It was something that could set him free.

Just follow me, sagte Sousuke, picking up the gun and putting it in the lead detectives hand. He formed his hand to hold the gun, then brought it up to his temple. Just pull the trigger. That s all.

The lead detective turned around. The children were crawling at him, grabbing his legs and pulling at him. They reached for the game. He turned back towards Sousuke, and smiled.

My family… I ll follow you. He pulled the trigger. Bang. His brains spread the Wand as he fell to the ground, dead.

It was a few days before the body was discovered. It lay on the floor, blood everywhere. In one hand held an empty gun, and in the other was a classic Gameboy with Pokemon Red on the back. The battery had long died, and only an empty, black screen was left.

This was the final murder that the remaining authorities would allow. The last detective who was ever a part of this case personally carried all 104 cartridges away, and burned them all, making sure not a single one survived. There would taunt no more.

However, this is not the end of the story. The code was sagte to have survived, and was even passed on to other language versions of the games. If Du have an old Pokemon game, Du can place the patrone in the back of the classic Gameboy, turn on the system, and roll the wheel who knows? Maybe Du ll learn the secret for yourself.
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one Tag i was sleeping over at my Friends house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if Du include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he sagte " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
posted by yamishadow2001
If your a Fan of Anime Du might know what soul eater is. I really loved the Zeigen that was until that terrible day. I was watching the news when on the news a news reporter sagte something about a Lost episode of soul eater called,"the devil resedence", when I heard about it I looked everywhere to find it and eventually I found it at a old store and they guy there was creepy he said,"we will change into madness inside", I was not bothered Von it I put the disc in my ps3 the Zeigen appeared normal everyone at the death academy, but maka was looking in the bibliothek and found a book that was covered...
continue reading...
posted by FrostyBlazer
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?

Masky: easy! *takes out phone*

SE: Hello Du have reached hell, please hold

Masky: Seed Eater! We need Du to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!

SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...

Masky: Du and I both know Du don't really agree with his ideals

SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!

Masky: ok, we are in Maine

SE: a little Mehr specific

Masky: in a forest

SE: a little Mehr Masky...

Masky: near black pond

SE: will send it right away!

Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?

SE: will send it in a few minutes!
posted by FrostyBlazer
*2 weeks later*

Slender: breakfast is ready!

Johnny: awesome!... just because Du don't trust me doesn't mean Du have to stalk me...

Hoody: I'm not stalking you...

Johnny: bullshi*

Lucius: how the hell did Du learn how to cook?

Slender: I had a daughter...

Lucius: cool

Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...

*swoosh*

Zalgo: ...

Lisa: ...

Zalgo: FUC-

*swoosh*

Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan

Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army oder supporters of it

Johhny: and if Du let me go I could get my guys to help you...

All but Lucius: NO!

Lucius: do we have a choice?

All but Lucius: NO...
posted by FrostyBlazer
????: hello my dear

???: *screaming*

???: Du are a sick, sadistic, maniac!

????: to bad... I AM a killer now...

???: do Du feel any guilt?

????: every single Tag I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!

???: but why did Du kill them?

????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!

???: Du are crazy!

????: well thank Du captain obvious!... now if Du excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait Du can't, Du are tied up! *sadistic laughing*

???: Du are in better place Mr. snuggles...
posted by FrostyBlazer
Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback

Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik

Solonik: what? how did Du get in here?!

Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth

Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why Du are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?

Henry: yes... WE would like Du to rejoin, Du are the weapons expert...

Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon

Henry: there will be none of that if Du don't help!

Solonik: ...

Henry: fine then... *walks away*

Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers
posted by FrostyBlazer
Guard: Du have a visitor Lecter

Lecter: ...

Guard: Du talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*

Lecter: hello Henry

Henry: hello Mr. Lecter

Lecter: so... what is your business here?

Henry: well... Du are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...

Lecter: they broke the treaty?

Henry: exactly

Lecter: well then... may Du open the door for me?

Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter

*opens door*

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers
posted by FrostyBlazer
*meanwhile*

Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-

Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...

Henry: yes master... what is it?

Kagekao: gather the team...

Henry: yes sir!

*back to the story!*

Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?

Slender: I sent him to my brother

*TV Zeigen swoosh*

Splender: Toby, would Du like some Mehr tea?

Toby: yes!

Splender: Mr. Fluff, would Du like some Mehr tea?

Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!

Audience: *laughing*

* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
posted by FrostyBlazer
Zalgo: hmmmm...

Observer: hmmmm...

SL: hmmmm...

Lisa: hmmmm...

Targeter: hmmmm...

Pyris: hmmm...

BVRV: pika...

Zalgo: I got it!

All: what is it?

Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...

Observer: and?

Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...

Targeter: and?

Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!

Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?

Zalgo: ._.

All: ._.

Zalgo: fuc*
posted by FrostyBlaze
Slender: Observer, Du are in charge

Observer: yes sir...

Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*

*Ding Dong*

Masky: yes? *opens door*

???: contract for Du sir

Masky: thanks seedy

SE: Du are welcome masky

Masky: Who is your friend?

SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP

Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...

Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*

Lucius: I win
posted by FrostyBlaze
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took Du so long?

SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!

Zalgo: like?

SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...

Zalgo: and?

SL: thats all...

Zalgo: ._.

SL: sir?

Zalgo: ...

SL: ummmmmm...

Zalgo: THATS ALL

SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30

Zalgo: WHY Du - wait, did Du say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?

SL: yeah?

Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!

*going through portal*

SL: wait what? don't Du have to take care o-

Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!

*portal closes*

SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
[WARNING: This is for once not a fictional story! Everything in this Artikel is real, and DO NOT recommend actually trying this game! It is dangerous, and I don't want anyone getting hurt.]

This Artikel is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.

Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly Du are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say Du are...
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Porter: Hey guys *hanging from foot on tree*

Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?

Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, Hey HOW DID Du NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!

Porter: well Du were to busy chasing sonic Du didn't listen to me when I sagte I was blind

Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face

Porter: Du don't have a face?

Slender: shi*

ToTheArk: where are we going to live?

Jeff: well...

Slender: no!

Jeff: he owes us!

Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!

Jeff: do we have any other options?

Slender: fine...

Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?

Slender: I will tell Du later *unties rope*

Porter: *flop* ow...
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The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Demonic and Unimaginable imagination.

Chuckie died a long time Vor along with his mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy oder a girl thus creating the twins.
As for "All Grown Up" the teenage Angelica became addicted to various narcotics which further aggravated her Schizophrenia, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations...
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