Demotivational KND posters

Kiki walked into morgan (Numbuh 432), Ali (Numbuh 444), Lexi (Numbuh 823), and Jennifer (Numbuh 789)'s homeroom. Everyone was wearing black shirts and shorts.
"What's with the black? Is this some sort of fad?," Minerva asked, "Cuz personally, I don't like it!"
Everyone rolled their eyes.
"In case Du didn't hear, there's supposed to be a Essen fight today. If you're wearing black, it won't stain as much."
Minerva looked down at her rosa and white trägerkleid, sundress, sommerkleid and let out a huge whine.
"So, what's up?" Kiki asked.
"Have Du heard about what happened to the trees this morning?", Lexi asked.
Kiki responded...

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Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everything
Is
Great-and
Happy
Till....
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Japan
It has been a month, since Mai's last visit. She was so excited, because she had a plan, to get her cousin together with her crush. She had taken her cousin's diary, without permission, but Hey no one's perfect. The last visit, she met her cousin's friends, and she promised Wally to teach him Mehr Martial Arts.
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In The baum House
"Hey Wally." shouted Kuki, from her room.
"What is it?" he asked, from the couch.
"It's only to let Du know, that my cousin...