Demotivational KND posters

Wally walked down the hall. eichelhäher, jay walked down the hall at the same time. They bumped into each other.
"Watch it, Beetles!" eichelhäher, jay said. eichelhäher, jay had a remote in his hand. Then, an RC Car came running through the house. It tripped Wally. "Ha! That'll teach ya to mess with eichelhäher, jay Smith!" Wally was fed up. He tackled Jay.
"Don't Du test ME!" Wally shouted. He got eichelhäher, jay in a head lock. Kacey was heading to the küche but ended up in the middle of eichelhäher, jay and Wally's fight. They each had a bloody nose.
"Hey! Break it up!" Kacey yelled. Neither boy stopped. Kacey had no other choice than to tackle them both and get...

There was nothing worse than being stuck in the middle row of a transporter, van with your cousin. And that's exactly how 11-year-old Kacey Dodson felt. Sitting Weiter to Wally Beetles was not the treat. She looked over at the little notebook he was scribbling on. It was a picture of Wally with muscles and Kuki feeling them. The Titel said: Kuki Loves Wally. Kacey giggled. Wally noticed that Kacey was looking. He hid the drawing. In the row behind them were Lucas, 9, and Nikolas Dodson, 6, who were playing their Nintendo DS's. In between them was Joey Beetles, 1, who was sleeping. Kacey pulled out her phone....

9:45 was what the clock said.
Man, school started EARLY. 8:45 is VERY early. No kid should suffer that kind of abuse. But every kid at Sierra Verde School did. Kacey slumped in her sitz Weiter to Kristin, Ian, and Sam. Nothing was worse than being surrounded Von morons. Except Kristin, she was nice. Sam was weird. He made strange noises with his throat. And then there was Ian. Nothing could describe his weirdness. He was just, weird. Then, the phone rang. Mr. Yorke picked it up. Kacey knew something was up, so she tried her best to listen. Mr. Yorke sighed.
"Class!" He shouted. Everyone shut up....

Even though it was after 10:30, everyone was still wide awake (Well, technically, Kiki was drifting in and out, but still.) Maddy, Kuki, Val, Megan, Minerva, Abby, and Kiki ran up the stairs towards Kacey's room. Wally and Hoagie started to go with them. Kacey grabbed their collars.
"What the heck, man?! Du never let us come to your slumber parties!" Wally whined.
Kacey smirked. "Well, Du guys are BOYS! Slumber parties are usually a GIRL thing. Du guys can have your OWN little slumber party!"
"True." Hoagie added.
"KACEY! COME ON!" Kuki called from upstairs.
She let go of both of their collars,...

October. One of Kiki's Favorit months. October meant Halloween and Halloween meant vampires, goblins, witches, ghosts, and things of that nature. Kiki Von nature was sweet, mildly naive, and kind of girly, but she could never turn down a creepy monster movie....unlike Kuki, who shrieked at the mere mention of a spook.

She impatiently paced in the mission prep room, dressed in her purple cat nightgown.
"Guys, come ON!! The 'Month Of Monsters' Zeigen is TONIGHT! I wanna get to the theater before it gets crowded!"
Tonight, at the old theater downtown, they were Wird angezeigt a whole bunch of old monster...

"You're kidding." Kacey sounded shocked.
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't Du have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the straße because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":



"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced...

''NO!!! Du cant make me!!!!!'' Kacey shouted.
''Its too horrible to even try!!'' hoagie joined in.
it had been 3 days since the first incident, and so far numbahs 3,4, and 5 had disappeared without a trace! Now, it all lay on what they had found in Mushi's cell. It waas evidence, but it was unspeakable. It was horrifyingly dangerous. It was ...................................................Rainbow Monkey Super Happy Fun Time Party Palace.
Numbuh 7 shuddered.
''Come on! Don't Du want to save your cousin?'' Pleaded Kiki.
''Well.............''Kacey sighed uncertainly. ''OK, but I Du tell anyone...

"What on Earth were Du guys doing in a closet?" Numbuh 5 asked after being tackled.
"Dumb fangirls trapped us." Wally said. Everyone nodded. Abby sighed.
"Alright, this ship is causing too much trouble. We're getting off." Numbuh 5 said. Everyone was puzzled.
"See that life boot over there?" Abby asked. Everyone let out "OH!!"s. Hey ran down to their kabine and packed all of their stuff. They quickly hopped in life boot #7. Kiki lowered it down to the water, then cut the ropes. They were free from the cruise boat.
"Hooray! Stupid fangirls are stuck on that ship!" Kuki sagte pointing upward....

Start TRANSMITION
Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everyone
Is
Good-and
Happy
Till....
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As Kuki struggled, as Mai had turned the laser on. She screamed but everyone around her was laughing. The laser was getting closer to her every time. She turned her head, and then back again and noticed the laser getting Mehr closer to her body. It inched a bit closer, and Mehr closer, until it almost touched her left foot. She thought, this is it, I'm going to turn evil, and I'll never Liebe him again. She closed her eyes as she thought, until she heard groans.
"Huh, Du come at the wrong...

Even though Kacey had called "Battle Stations", nobody moved.
"YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHI-!"
Kacey quickly covered Kiki's mouth.
"You're NOT screwing this up again!," she angrily whispered, "Lemme see if I can talk this out."
She cleared her throat, and (as much as she hated it) smiled and sweetly asked: "Hi, Count! How are Du on this beautifully Rainbow-Monkey-tastic day?"
He smiled, folded his hands, batted his eyelashes (LOL) and responded: "I'm just absolutely fantastically awesome!". He then frowned, glared at Wally and Kiki (who had nervous smiles on their faces, one hand behind their back, and...

For a minute, Kacey was just glaring at all the villains. They glared back at her, and to break the silence, David yelled “STARING CONTEST!” and stared into Raleigh’s eyes without blinking.
“Not. Happening.” Raleigh sagte and walked away.
“Val..?” Kacey turned to the little girl who had a huge smile on her face. “Why is everyone here?”
“Well, silly,” Val said, “My daddy sagte that the “Every Villain Is Lemons” (Spongebob reference FTW) club was out for coffee!”
“OMG NO WAYS.” Kacey sagte sarcastically.
“You didn’t lemme finish.” Val rolled her eyes. “When...

CONTINUING TRANSMISSION.....

Cree:Easy..I brainwashed her!she works for me now cuz she's a

Numbah2:Let me guess a vampire?

Cree:No Technically she's a flingpire like a moskito only not considered a monster.

Numbah5:Enough talk Cree...lets fight.

Cree:So little Abbey wants to hurry up and get it over with huh?Okay then hehe...(pulls out a-


TEENZ K.N.O.C.K.O.U.T)



Numbah2:But nobody's figured out how to power gasious tech yet!.


Cree:Exactly thats why I had to go to the future and get some..

Numbahs5 and 2:(gasp)

Cree:But let me tell Du it wasn't easy I had to turn the entire sector M into flingpires to...

"OH MY GOSH!!!!" kuki was screaming repetitively she ran into the 'GIANT TV ROOM' where she found numbuhs 2,4,5,7 and megan and kiki watching Yipper except for kiki and megan who were fighting over the remote turning the thing on mute, full volume ,they had to have gotten 4 complaint phone calls from kaceys cell phone especially since they unknowingly were fighting over the radio remote rather than the one that mattered "GUYS!!!!" if kuki wants somthing shell get it one way oder another mostly Von yelling they were all rabbling saying 'sheesh' oder 'man that girl has a voice' oder something like that...

Abby did a facepalm. Kacey and Wally were playing "Rapid Racers" (since, unfortunatly, all of the games there are either rated "EC" oder "E" and there was no way in H-E-double Pocky sticks they were playing "Rainbow Monkey's Perfect-est Picnic Ever") and were at each others throats. Kacey was in 2nd place and it was the last lap of the race. Wally was gloating about being in 1st place. Kacey got a wicked smile on her face and pressed the "B" button, causing her to speed ahead of Wally and come in 1st place. She jumped on oben, nach oben her chair.
"YES! YES! YES! YES! Du LOSE!" she did a little dance....until...

"I wanna play 'Rainbow Monkeys'!" Mushi whined.
"I wanna go to the park!" Tommy cried.
"I want a balloon!" Val barked.
"Ah Bah Bah Bah Bah!" Joey babbled.
Kiki panicked a little. She never had been bombarded with complaints like that.
She fiddled with her fingers.
"Ok, guys. One at a time! Hmm....Mushi, Kuki won't let me touch her Monkeys without permission..."
Mushi threw herself on the floor and threw a tantrum. Val rolled her eyes; she could be a bit of a baby, but not THAT much of one.
"Tommy, It's too dark to go to the park..."
He crossed his arms and pouted.
"Val, Like I said, it's too dark to...