Codename: Kids Weiter Door Article: THe Wizard of KND Part 4

posted by kndluva

Kuki starred down at the old dirt path that started down the dark woods. She didn't know why, the woods just gave her bad vibes. The tin girl on one side, the scare krähe on the other, and Kuki in the middle, the group stepped down the old trail. Brittle thorn covered vines snaked their way along the sides, the forrest floor easing on to the path. Rain water from a long past storm dripped onto the backs of their necks like blood from teared skin. Toto scurried on ahead, sniffing at every busch and bramble along the way. A loud HOOT of an owl caused him to jump back, landing in the brush far beyond the beaten track.
"TOTO!" Kuki screamed, tearing off into to wood.
Vines grabbed at her dress and bare legs, causing rips in both cloth and skin. Kuki burst into a clearing. Toto sat in the middle, starring at somthing unseen.
"Oh Toto, I was so..." Kuki trailed off.
Her eyes connected with somthing in the dark. For a teilt, split second, her herz froze. Luckily, her Friends appearered before the *somthing* did.
"Ow, ouch, HEY, jezze, watch it!" The tin girl cried out wile she scrambled through the brush, well, before tripping over a vine.
The Scare krähe soon followed, as a bonus, he tripped over the same vine.
"Hey Kuki, did Du fin Toto, because we've got to..... oh crud." the Scare krähe gasped.
Right in front of them crouched a 5 foot tall, golden haired,......Lion. No one could speak. The Scare krähe even uttered a squeak. Which was pretty scary in itself, for most thought boys were born without a squeak gland. The lion let out a roar. The Group stared, and stared, and stared some more. It ended with a mixsture of histerical laughing, rolling around on the ground, and the clutching of ribs. Du see, it was not as frierce as the roars from Lion King. No, not as fierce as the roars in the Jungle Book. Not even at eye to eye with George of the Jungle. In basic terms, Disney specials with talking regenbogen colored Tiere had fiercer roars.

"Hey! Why doesn't my character get a feircer part?!?!!?'
"I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE Mehr PERSON STEPS INTO MY NARRATION BOOTH, I WILL ROB A TOYS R US, GRAB A X BOX, THEN BEAT sagte PERSON OVER THE HEAD WITH IT UNTILLTHEY LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!!!"
"Ok, ok, but why can't..."
"Numbuh 2, if Du say another word, I'll schlagen, punsch Du so hard your goggles will spin.
"All I..."
"Get out!'
"But if..."
"Out!"
"Shouldn't it...
"OUT!!!"
"I just want to..."
"Oh look, there is an empty sitz Weiter to Numbuh 1000!"
"See ya!" *cloud of dust, door slams shut*
"The people I work with..."

Taking a look at his claws, The Tin Girl quieted her laughing.
"Wait, Du aren't going to claw us to death, are you?" she questioned.
The Lion sighed and sat down.
'No, I couldn't hurt a fly."
"Phew, good, I couldn't take much Mehr today."
"I'm not a very good lion, am I?"
"Well, I've seen worse."
"Really?"
"No.'
"I figured."
"Sorry."
"It's ok. But why do Du have to go throught his forest? It's kinda spooky in here."
"Tell me about it. We're off to see the wizard, and so far it's been wuppin our butts." piped up the Scare Crow.
"The wizard? She could make me courageous, right?"
"Yep"
"Can I come?"
"What is it gonna hurt?" Kuki shrugged as she loaded Toto into her basket.
"Then I guess then there is one final stop untill we get to the Home of the Wizard." sighed the Tin Girl
"What?" asked Kuki.
"The smaragd City."

kndluva BUM BUM BUH!! Really cool ending, if I must say. Sorry it's really crud-ily written the rest of the time. Hope you guys like it. Please Fan and comment!

taismo723 COOLIO!

amy23000 Yea! Awsumness! :P

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Operation: C.O.V.E.R.T. (Children Of Villains Evidently Run into Trouble) Ch. 4

posted by kndkid96

About an hour-and-a-half later, Sector V and Numbuh 8 came back. A couple operatives(specifically Wally and Kiki) winced every step of the way into the treehouse. When the elevator doors opened, just about everyone's jaws dropped. Blueprints for future operations were scattered everywhere (some of them ripped), weapons were thrown everywhere (some broken), and some of Numbuh 3's regenbogen Monkeys were damaged. Kuki let out a shrill shriek of terror when she found one of her monkeys had a big hole in the belly. Everyone was seething, "NUMBUH 244 AND NUMBUH 245!!!! GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!".
Both...

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Operation: C.O.V.E.R.T. (Children Of Villains Evidently Run into Trouble) Ch. 2

posted by kndkid96

Back at the Sector V treehouse, Hoagie and Wally were playing a videogame (typical), Kuki was playing with her regenbogen Monkeys (EXTREMELY typical), Abby was reading, and Kiki was trying to sleep her sugar hangover off...but it was pretty hard since...well, it WAS Sector V after all. The elevator glocke dinged. "KACEY'S HOME!!!", Kuki shrieked, "What'd Du bring me? What'd Du bring me?!" Kiki covered her ears, "Not so loud!" she whined.
"Um....a surprise...." she answered, nervously.
Kuki jumped up and down, "Oooooh! What is it? A pony? A kitten? A ferret?". Kiki shot up. "Numbuh 7 brought a...

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operation Z.O.O

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operation P.I.A.N.O

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Operation: M.O.V.I.E.S. Chapter 2 SOMEONE Can Hold A Grudge

posted by taismo723

Kuki broke the boys apart before the manager of the Movie theatre would. Kiki hushed and everyone in the back row watched quietly.
"What do Du want, Sand Face?" Wally asked.
"Well, I'm here to reclaim Kuki as my wife." Sandy said. He lifted his eyebrow and smiled at Kuki.
"Reclaim me all Du want, but I'll NEVER marry YOU!" Kuki screamed. Kiki squealed like a fangirl again and Kacey hushed her.
"Shh! I wanna watch." Kacey said. She pulled a Gatorade out of her pocket and watched.
"After what your sister did to me...." Sandy began. "SHE BROKE MY HEART!" Sandy pointed at Wally. "For him."...

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Operation: G.A.M.E. (Going Against Major Enemies) Ch. 5

posted by kndkid96

"Come OOOOOOOOOOON!" whined an 11-year-old from somewhere in the really big crowd surrounding the Dance Dance Rainbow-lution machine. Kiki had been on the machine for at least an Stunde and a half dancing. Some songs she did horribly on, and others, she passed with flying colors. When he song ended, she had Wally hand her her drink. Everyone leaned in, awaiting to see if she was done. Kiki handed her drink back to Wally, and put in another token. Everyone groaned.
"YOU'VE BEEN DOING THAT FOR A BUHMILLION HOURS!" yelled a 10-year-old, "LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A TURN!!"
Wally looked over at the kid,...

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Operation: C.H.A.N.G.E. Chapter 1

posted by taismo723

"Do we have to go hunting?" Kuki asked. She was being dragged along with the rest of Sector V while out hunting. (It was Wally's idea)
"Oh, come on, Kuki!" Wally yelled. "Hunting ducks and deer is always a pleasure!"
"How can killing Tiere be a pleasure?" Kuki asked.
"It's hard to explain but it's FUN!" Wally argued.
"WILL Y'ALL SHUT UP?" Abby hollered. "Numbuh 5 is trying to concentrate on this Rain Forest Musik to distract her from the sound of animals!"Kuki and Wally just argued with her. Kacey couldn't take it anymore.
"ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled. Everyone was quiet. "If Du stop...

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Operation: S.K.Y.L.I.N.E. (Super Kool Youngsters Lounge In New Enviornment) Ch. 7

posted by kndkid96

The rest of Sector V cowered in their room. 15 Minuten after a series of screams nearly shattered their eardrums, Kacey finally broke the silence and released her death grip on Abby.
"Ok guys, we can't sit here and do nothing! We're KND operatives! Are we gonna chicken out?"
Hoagie whimpered, "Yes!". Abby rolled her eyes.
"Anybody know how many kids are left?"
Abby thought for a minute, computing numbers in her head. She then held up 3 fingers.
"You, me, and Mr. Scaredy-Cat over here." Hoagie sat in the corner sucking his thumb.
Kacey shuddered. She then heard some very loud Musik coming from somewhere...

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Operation: H.O.S.T.O.G.E. Part 2

posted by kndluva

Numbuh 362 tapped her C.O.M.U.N.I.C.A.T.I.A.N. device rappidly.
"Hello? Hello?!?! Numbuh 1000!?!"
The line was dead. She turned to a asistant.
"Get me Sectors Q, SV, and V ASA-NOW!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The S.C.A.M.P.E.R., M.I.S.S.I.O.N. M.A.C.H.I.N.E., and C.O.O.L. B.U.S. landed in the parking lot outside the quarentined school. Kids Weiter Door operatives lined the perimeter, road blocks placed at every opening.
Kacey stepped out of the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. and cleared her throat.
"Alright people, listen up! Here is the plan. My sector will distract the...

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Operation: M.O.V.I.E.S. (Mini Overlord Vows Instant Emotional Success)

posted by taismo723

"Man, I didn't know they even made newspapers anymore!" Wally yelled. He looked around. "Thank God no one heard that." Wally looked Mehr into the newspaper for the day's date. There it was; the movie list. Wally looked harder into it. There were three PG movies. They were: 1) regenbogen Monkeys-The Return of Origami Loved One 2) Yipper! 3D 3) The strand of Romance.
"Hey Wally." Kacey said. She walked in the room with a gallon of soda.
Wally was startled and put the newspaper down. "Hi."
"Why do Du have a newspaper?" She asked.
"Because............... the cable's out." Wally lied. Kacey picked...

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Operation: L.I.T.T.L.E. Chapter 4

posted by taismo723

“I heard that at one point in his life, Hades gathered everyone from St. Louis and gathered them up in one room, and no one was spared. Not even the CHILDREN.” Kacey said. She flipped through the pages of her Greek Mythology Book. Kuki screamed loudly and jumped behind Wally.
“Smooth.” Megan said.
“You’re not one to talk.” Kacey said. “You made Hoagie run to the bathroom crying because Du rejected him for the eleventy bamillionth time.” Megan shrugged.
“He deserved it.”
Then, a loud bark made them all jump.
“IT’S CEREBUS!” Kacey yelled. “THE GAURDIAN OF HADES’...

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Operation: G.A.M.E. (Going Against Major Enemies) Ch. 2

posted by kndkid96

7. 7 AM. What sick monster schedules a major event THAT early on a Saturday?
Sectors V and slogged out of the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. (with Val, Maddy, Minerva, and Wally pulling a wagon with a half-asleep Kiki in it).
"Why can't we be in this olympics thingy?" Maddy asked.
"You guys are a little too young to do it. Numbuh 362 says so." Abby answered.
Kacey yawned and looked at the map.
"Let's see....the cafeteria is on the 3rd floor. Come on guys, let's get breakfast."
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Kiki, Kacey, and Megan looked at the strange green and purple substance that was on their trays....

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Operation: monkey part 2

posted by amy23000

"so when is any time YOU want?" "i don't know any time i want now go to bed" "go to bed?! we'll get like 2 Minuten of sleep!" numbuh 4 tried not to yell but he was loud enough to where numbuh 5 could here him "WOULD YALL KEEP IT DOWN?! numbuh 5 needs her beauty sleep" she started to walk out of his room numbuh 3 was still hiding under his kissen "wait numbuh 3 what are Du doin in numbuh 4's room at this time of night!?" "uhh numbuh 3 isn't in here what are Du talking about? your tired go back to sleep heh heh" he sagte pushing her out of the room "go to sleep?! I'll get like 2 Minuten of sleep!"...