Kristen

"Kuh-laire?"
"Yeah."
"Are Du a zit?"
"No".
"Then why are Du all covered up?"

"Kristin, are u playing soccer?"
"no?"
"then why do u sound like Du want to socke her?"

“Kristen, why don’t Du send me a postcard from Morocco?” Massie asked.
“Huh?” Kristin sounded confused.
“It sounds like your swimming in de-Nile.”

“Claire, were your parents lobsters?”
“Uh, no.” Claire pinched her cheeks until they were rosy.
“Then why were Du Schauspielen so shellfish?”

"Claire, do Du work at a grocery store?” Massie asked as she was wrapping her tape measure around her mannequin’s waist.
“Huh?...

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