Schokolade Ice Cream

"Lindy, I'm a chocoholic.I'm addicted. I can't help it!" Rachel confessed.
"What? Oh, Rach. How did Du become a chocoholic?"
"Well, here's how it happened:
5 years ago, my dad started abusing me. My mum tried to stop him, but she couldn't do anything. Yet she kept trying. It led to fighting, which led to the divorce. Dad moved away, and started dating again 8 weeks later. When mum found out, she was devastated. But a week later, she realized she was in Liebe with one of the guys at her work. They started dating, and he's a great guy, he really is. But no one can ever replace dad. Anyway, after...

YOUR AGE Von Schokolade MATH

THIS IS PRETTY NEAT AND NOT A WASTE OF TIME!

DON'T CHEAT Von SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a Minute .
Work this out as Du read .
Be sure Du don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that Du would like to have Schokolade (more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number Von 2 (just to be bold)


3. Add 5


4. Multiply it Von 50 -- I'll wait while Du get the calculator



5. If Du have already had your birthday this Jahr add 1762 ..
If Du haven't,...