is an act of intelligence,
Von which we choose things
which have an agreeable taste
rather than those which do not.
-Brillat-Savarin
The 12-step chocoholics program:
NEVER BE Mehr THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
-Terry Moore
Strength is the capacity to break a Schokolade bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces
-Judith Viorst
Giving Schokolade to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets
-Milton Zelman, publisher of "Chocolate News"
A Schokolade in the mouth is worth two on the plate.
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE
-Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"
"Liquidum non frangit jejunum." ([chocolate] liquids, amongst them, do not constitute a break in fasting.)
-Cardinal Francis Maria Brancaccio of the Vatican, 1662
Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!
Schokolade causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior Von making Du happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps Du maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!
-Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine Indulgences
Forget love-- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!
I never met a Schokolade I didn't like.
-Deanna Troi in star, sterne Trek: The Weiter Generation
Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!
Caramels are only a fad. Schokolade is a permanent thing
-Milton Snavely Hershey
A true Schokolade lover finds ways to accommodate his passion and make it work with his lifestyle. One key, not just to keeping weight down and staying guilt-free, but also to keeping taste buds sharp (essential for the professionals who evaluate new products as well as judge recipes), Is being discriminating.
-Julie Davis of the Los Angeles Times, 10/30/85
Seen recently on a tee hemd, shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this hemd, shirt is found vacant, listless, oder depressed, ADMINISTER Schokolade IMMEDIATELY.
This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Liebe is a substitute for chocolate. Schokolade is, let's face it, far Mehr reliable than a man.
-Miranda Ingram
All I really need is love, but a little Schokolade now and then doesn't hurt!
-Lucy transporter, van Pelt (in Peanuts, Von Charles M. Schulz)
Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Schokolade is good for three things. Two of 'em cannot be mentioned on public television.
"Las cosas claras y el Schokolade espeso." (Ideas should be clear and Schokolade thick.) Spanish proverb
Nuts just take up Weltraum where Schokolade ought to be.
I don't understand why so many "so called" Schokolade Liebhaber complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the kakao bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
Chemically speaking, Schokolade really is the world's perfect food.
-Michael Levine, nutrition researcher, as quoted in The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars
I could give up Schokolade but I'm not a quitter.
Put the Schokolade in the bag and nobody gets hurt.
A Tag without Schokolade is a Tag without sunshine.
Life without Schokolade is like a strand without water.
I have this theory that Schokolade slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, Schokolade is better than sex. If Du believe that, Du REALLY need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If Du HAVE met that special someone and still believe that, I REALLY NEED to know where Du get your chocolate!!!
Schokolade is the best when it melts so creamy and soft in your mouth and it slides down your throat.
Don't wreck a sublime Schokolade experience Von feeling guilty. Schokolade isn't like premarital sex. It will not make Du pregnant. And it always feels good.
-Lora Brody, Autor of Growing Up on the Schokolade Diet
Life is like a box of chocolates - Du never know what you're going to get.
-Forrest Gump in "Forrest Gump" (1994)
If life is like a box of chocolates, then its time for me to buy another box, I seemed to have already devoured all the good ones!
Life is like a box of chocolates, the best ones are half eaten!!
In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.
Schokolade - The breakfast of champions!
Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized Obst of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for Schokolade because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt.
-Sandra Boynton, Autor of Chocolate: the Consuming Passion
Schokolade in the morning is what makes moms get through their day!
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control oben, nach oben pantyhose. An entire kleidungsstück industry would be devasated.
Put "eat chocolate" at the oben, nach oben of your Liste of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
(Note: the above two entries are from "The Rules of Chocolate", Autor unknown. See the complete Liste from our Schokolade Muse page.)
Schokolade flows in deep dark, sweet waves, a river to ignite my mind and alert my senses
Schokolade doesn't make the world go around ... but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!
Man cannot live on Schokolade alone; but woman sure can.
Everything I eat should contain either garlic oder chocolate, but rarely both
Researchers have discovered that Schokolade produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
-Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show, August 22
Twill make Old Women Young and Fresh; Create New Motions of the Flesh. And cause them long for Du know what, If they but taste of chocolate.
-from "A History of the Nature and Quality of Chocolate", James Wadworth (1768-1844)
Chocolate: luscious, lumpy. load of love......
All of the evil that people have thrust upon Schokolade is really Mehr deserved Von milch chocolate, which is essentially contaminated. The closer Du get to a pure Schokolade liquor (the Schokolade essence ground from roasted cacao beans) the purer it is, the Mehr satisfying it is, the safer it is, and the healthier it is.
-Arnold Ismach, "The Darker Side of Chocolate"
... the taste of Schokolade is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex... For myself, I can enjoy the wicked pleasure of chocolate... entirely Von myself. Furtiveness makes it better.
-Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!
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