The Gruffalo

Mary had a little lamm that soon became someone's chops
That's a lie, a maus never runs up a clock, only in the Boondocks
Little Miss Muffett sat on the Spider
Jack and Jill went up a hill, Jack killed Jill and tried to hide her
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, there was no bone for the dog
Little Boy Blue got Lost in the London Fog
Remember Little Jack Horner
He was put in a Roundhouse and told to sit in the corner
The Three Little Pigs were smoked and placed on the table
Goldi Locks visits The Three Bears Mehr often now that they have Cable
Four and twenty Blackbirds were baked in a pie
The...

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Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have Du ever had one of those dreams, were Du try and run fast but Du just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased Von two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...