10 Ways to Annoy Charlie schwan

10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob oder Mike.

9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.

8. Decorate his handcuffs with rosa spitze and Blumen the call the station requesting to speak with Chief schwan Princess.

7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.

6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will...

    Designated visiting hours. The expression carried the same institutional quality that words like imprisonment and life sentence had. Charlie hoped, at least, that they did.  It also wouldn't hurt if they held connotations that might import a bodily threat to Bella's daily visitor. Something Mehr on the line of death sentence...if Du ever hurt her again.
    
    Charlie took satisfaction in believing that placing Bella under house arrest and her insistence that Edward Mitmachen her almost daily, meant that Charlie was able to punish...