Funny Cat Pictures

Female Katzen are seasonally polyestrous, which means they may have many periods of heat over the course of a year, the season beginning in spring and ending in late autumn. Heat periods occur about every two weeks and last about 4 to 7 days. Multiple males will be attracted to a female in heat. The males will fight over her, and the victor wins the right to mate. At first, the female will reject the male, but eventually the female will allow the male to mate. The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120–150 backwards-pointing...

"I'm sorry to be the one to tell Du this but blood is thicker than water. It's like tomate, tomaten suppe in thickness, and that tomate, tomaten suppe is also thicer than water in other words...",I started to say. "NEXT!!!", sagte Stephanie. "WHAT! Du didn't even let me finish!!", I protested. "I'm really sorry but I just couldn't let Du go on. That was absoloute MURDER! Du really SUCKED. Didn't Du practice at all?", she continued. I used to be Stephanie's best friend in the whole very wide world. But I started dating a guy she liked and she "let me of the hook." I believe her exact words were," I'm sorry...