Well... that sucked.
-Story-
If Du read Windwakerguy430's review, skip this portion, but for the sake of my credibility... Du must become the King/Queen of Albion to stop an invasion of evil Gak. Read Windwaker's review for the score I gave this.
-Combat-
Dear Princess Celestia... GIVE ME COMBAT THAT ISN'T THIS!! Pistolen and spells are OP, and Du can usually luck out with your melee attacks. And they ACTUALLY put an achievement in the game for not dying? Fuckin' insulting...
Score: 0/100
-Further explanation on Story-
Already explained, Du know how this works, either be a good boi and let people die oder be a hardass and save every--NO WAIT BUY ALL THE SHIT AND MAKE ALL THE RENT. The story works if not for the game's own mehanics.
Score: 20/100
-Replay Value-
Would exist if not for the lack of moral choices mattering.
Score: 0/100
-Visuals-
Eh.
Score: 50/100
-Final Score-
A game that's only fun for Fable enthusiats that somehow get off to the Fable 1 hero fucking his sister. Who turns out to be the blind girl in fhe Weiter two games. -3-
Score: 70/400 oder 17.5/100.
-Story-
If Du read Windwakerguy430's review, skip this portion, but for the sake of my credibility... Du must become the King/Queen of Albion to stop an invasion of evil Gak. Read Windwaker's review for the score I gave this.
-Combat-
Dear Princess Celestia... GIVE ME COMBAT THAT ISN'T THIS!! Pistolen and spells are OP, and Du can usually luck out with your melee attacks. And they ACTUALLY put an achievement in the game for not dying? Fuckin' insulting...
Score: 0/100
-Further explanation on Story-
Already explained, Du know how this works, either be a good boi and let people die oder be a hardass and save every--NO WAIT BUY ALL THE SHIT AND MAKE ALL THE RENT. The story works if not for the game's own mehanics.
Score: 20/100
-Replay Value-
Would exist if not for the lack of moral choices mattering.
Score: 0/100
-Visuals-
Eh.
Score: 50/100
-Final Score-
A game that's only fun for Fable enthusiats that somehow get off to the Fable 1 hero fucking his sister. Who turns out to be the blind girl in fhe Weiter two games. -3-
Score: 70/400 oder 17.5/100.
Okay, Du know I have that 1-year Gamefly subscription. If Du read my oben, nach oben 10 Video Games list, Du saw Phantasy star, sterne Portable 2 in the honorable mentions Liste with the reason gegeben that I have yet to finish it. The reason for that was the final boss of the game kept pulverizing my plot too many times to count. Guess what I get to rectify either today oder Monday! After I get my long-awaited revenge and close this digital plothole, I will get right to work on a review for it... hopefully. Stand by.
I know, you're all wondering: "When is Button Mash gonna review another game?"
Well, it won't be too long. I got a year's worth of Gamefly, so I'll be playing a lot of games. I'll probably review some of them. In the meantime, hang tight. I'm not dead. I've just been busy trying to make Friends in Equestria when I'm not sitting on my plot trying to make sense of what I'm playing, which does happen occasionally.
I think I'll review that Kürzlich South Park game next... what do Du ponies think?
Well, it won't be too long. I got a year's worth of Gamefly, so I'll be playing a lot of games. I'll probably review some of them. In the meantime, hang tight. I'm not dead. I've just been busy trying to make Friends in Equestria when I'm not sitting on my plot trying to make sense of what I'm playing, which does happen occasionally.
I think I'll review that Kürzlich South Park game next... what do Du ponies think?
So, I heard this game called Destiny came out. It was supposed to be the biggest game in the universe, surpassed Von nothing, with the best feature set this side of Grand Theft Auto 5.
Then the reviews came out.
It was highly regarded as a boring grindfest. A waste of 60 bits. Well, here's my own 2 bits.
These guys at Bungie are going to drag this out over 10 years. 10. BUCKING. YEARS. Yeah, it's boring now. But give it some time to come out with DLC and shit and you'll have a sleeper hit. There's a reason long-term plans work.
Then the reviews came out.
It was highly regarded as a boring grindfest. A waste of 60 bits. Well, here's my own 2 bits.
These guys at Bungie are going to drag this out over 10 years. 10. BUCKING. YEARS. Yeah, it's boring now. But give it some time to come out with DLC and shit and you'll have a sleeper hit. There's a reason long-term plans work.