"I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me"
"Gee, Xander, what are Du gonna teach when Du fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"
"Buffy - Liebe the hair. It just screams straße urchin."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made Du Elvis?"
"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty oder something gross"
"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally...
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